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Threesome Tips: How to Have the Perfect Ménage à Trois

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Sometimes I lie about the first time I kissed a girl.

I kissed a Rockette in Nashville after meeting her in a gay club. She was performing as Mrs. Claus at the Grand Ole Opry's Rockette Spectacular, and we danced together at a local lesbian hangout and then made out in her parked car on the street. I like to pretend that she is the first woman I kissed, because the real story is too embarrassing. But I'm embracing the truth and letting go of my sexual shame, so I will now reveal that my actual first kiss happened during a threesome. In a sex club. Mom, if you are reading this, stop right now.

I've had a lot of threesomes. I've had some foursomes, too. I've gained a lot of wisdom from my idiot mistakes. I'm going to share with you some tips to help you avoid the potential problems that can arise out of a ménage à trois, thereby maximizing enjoyment for all parties involved. This helpful advice is geared more toward lesbians who want to explore new territory. However, to be really honest, I had multi-partner sex with men, as well, and the same rules apply. This information can be useful for anyone, regardless of sexual orientation.

As adults we are in control of our bodies and our destinies. Go enjoy yours.

P.S. Next week I'm diving into the history of porn with the gorgeous and dynamic sex educator Carlin Ross. See you then, sweethearts.

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