The How to Love Like a Hot Chick Experience

Our next book, How to Love Like a Hot Chick: The Girlfriend to Girlfriend Guide to Getting the Love You Deserve, will hit stores on Tuesday, January 6th. The point of this book is to help all women, whether they are single, dating or in a relationship, laugh their way towards becoming the sexiest and most confident versions of themselves. We are thrilled to be joining forces with our girlfriends at Booty Parlor, who share our belief that all women are Hot Chicks who deserve to feel confident, sexy and passionate in every aspect of their love lives, and we want you to skip the boring New Year's resolutions this year and make a New Year's love resolution, instead! No matter what your status is, now is a good time to get your love life on a positive, fun, and exhilarating track, and so we have worked with Booty Parlor to create the How to Love Like a Hot Chick Experience to help get you started. The products that we hand-picked below, along with the advice in our book, will bring you that much closer to living, loving, and (most importantly) feeling like the Hot Chick that we know you already are.

Step 1: Read How to Love Like a Hot Chick

We define a Hot Chick as a confident woman who is passionate, comfortable in her own skin and owns her sexuality, and the advice in our book will bring out the sexy Hot Chick that is taking a nap right now inside you and help you giggle your way through every dating and relationship obstacle on the planet. We'll help you figure out what you want, how to get it, and why you shouldn't settle for anything less.

Step 2: Boost Your Sexy Confidence
To start loving like a Hot Chick, first you need to squash your LSE (Low Self Esteem), and Booty Parlor's Luminizing Body Butter with Pheromones is our ultimate confidence-boosting secret weapon. It is infused with a powerful pheromone that makes us feel instantly irresistible, not to mention soft and infinitely touchable. So squash that LSE and start feeling like the luscious man-magnet that you are with this flirty little secret. We won't tell!

Step 3: Get What You Want

The next step to loving like a Hot Chick is to figure out what you want and do everything you can to get it. Since we always want to be ready to get some kisses, we prepare ourselves with Booty Parlor's Kissaholic Kissing Kit. This revolutionary kit leaves our lips plump and kissable and gives us sweet, fresh breath that helps us feel confident even in the face of an unexpected make-out moment. Our favorite shade is "Swoon," but all three leave us ready to do exactly that!

Step 4: Get Hot and Steamy and Stay Safe

Remember, Hot Chicks never apologize for their appetites, and that includes their desires for food, chocolate, and (of course) sex! But Hot Chicks also must play it safe, so we are always equipped with The Petite Intimacy LoveKit. This sexy and discreet kit has everything we need to get hot and steamy with our special someone, and it will make your man will feel oh so lucky to be oh so intimate with a passionate, prepared Hot Chick like you!

Comments

[Kiboko]

Is there a guy's version for this? "How to be an Irresistible Hunk" - complete with their version of a Kissaholic Kissing Kit? Why are women the ones that have to consistently "work on ourselves" to bring out the "hot girl" that's napping in all of us and just wants to burst out and giggle her way through life?

[CharlieMarlowe]

Hot chicks "own" their sexuality? I suppose the less-than-hot chicks leveraged theirs and now need a government bailout.

[violettefemme]

Yet another female oriented campaign that is trying to convince us that with the "right" products, we will be more wonderful.

I have liked some of your columns, but this is just another sales pitch. Seems like most of them are.

[Cach]

Definitely.
The 'women must be hot to be happy and we'll show you how' strategy should be effective enough for them to wring out some hard-earned cash from the female hand.

[rabb046]

B-I-N-G-O!