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Joe Cristalli is the creator of the wildly mediocre blog RejectingSobriety.com. When Joe is not working tirelessly to put out blog content, he works at the popular CBS sitcom, "How I Met Your Mother." No. Not your mother. Joe doesn't know you.

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Hey Man, I Read That Thing You Sent 6 Months Ago and Have Some Notes

(2) Comments | Posted May 16, 2012 | 6:46 PM

Hey man,

So I finally read your screenplay, and let me start by saying, great job. You did a really, really great job. The metaphors? The symbolism? Just wow, man. I have a couple quick bullet points I think we should go over, but again, please keep in mind: You...

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Hey Man, Could You Read This Thing and Give Me Notes?

(1) Comments | Posted April 24, 2012 | 3:44 PM

Hey Man,

Do you remember that thing I was working on? I told you about it at that house party a couple of weeks ago? Anyway, I finally think it's time. Could you read this thing and give me notes?

It's a half-hour, single-camera sitcom pilot. Before you answer, let...

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How to Successfully Write Broad Comedy

(2) Comments | Posted November 28, 2011 | 2:07 PM

Co-written by Tim McGovern

So, you want to be a comedy writer? That's a heck of a decision you've come to. In today's deprived sinkhole of an economy, many people are straying from the lucrative world of comedy and becoming useless things like doctors and parents.

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Yelp Reviews of Kevin O'Riley's Funeral (Satire)

(0) Comments | Posted September 29, 2011 | 10:57 AM

Co-written by Rob Turbovsky

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A Proposal for the Ages

(0) Comments | Posted June 30, 2011 | 4:45 PM

I recently got engaged and all I've heard since is, "How'd you do it? How'd you pop the question?"

I don't want to tell the story anymore. It was a special and intimate moment that deserves privacy. I'm not going to exploit my newfound engagement just to get...

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Review: Controversial Cloning Start-Up 'My Little Me'

(4) Comments | Posted May 11, 2011 | 7:56 PM

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There has been a lot of buzz in the press recently about controversial genetic startup, My Little Me. Recently, My Little Me reached out to ask if I'd review their products and services. I enthusiastically accepted, excited to get into...

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