06/01/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Pick-up Lines That Haven't Worked In My Upper West Side Bikram Yoga Class

1. Are you in Sasangasana pose, or are you just glad to see me?

2. I write for Glenn Beck.

3. Is it hot in here, or is it you?

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