John R. Bohrer

John R. Bohrer

Posted: July 3, 2009 06:44 PM

Palin's Lamest Excuse

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After getting over the initial shock of hearing that Sarah Palin is going to resign, it kind of makes sense when you stop to think about it. Running for reelection in 2010 would mean having to spend a lot more time (and contributors' money) in Alaska, and then being a lame duck would bring a steady stream of embarrassments.... So, fish or cut bait.

It would have made perfect sense for her to say something as simple as that. Or to take the classic political out and say she wants to, uh, spend more time with the family.... And Palin did say those things, in her own way.

But then she just had to go and be a martyr.

Some Alaskans don't mind wasting public dollars and state time [with ethics complaints and inquiries]. I do. I cannot stand here as your Governor and allow millions upon millions of our dollars go to waste just so I can hold the title of Governor.

This politicking was a step too far. Governors don't resign to save taxpayers' money. They are freakin' governors, one of the few people who can really affect fiscal policy in the states. They sign budgets, for crying out loud!

Now, are ethics complaints sometimes used for political gain? You betcha. But that's the price of open government. And Palin's mention of wanting to stop the ethics complaints makes it seem like she's got something to hide.

This wasn't your average resignation speech, and whoever wrote it was going after all the GOP soft spots. Perhaps the emphasis on ethics complaints was their only good way of getting the principle of "limited spending" in there? But if Palin is running for the White House, "RESIGNED TO FLEE ETHICS COMPLAINTS" is sure to make an appearance in attack ads.

Wow. It seems Palin couldn't even resign without making a gaffe.

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Is this one of the situations where state and/or federal law enforcement personnel said, "Resign or be indicted." The feds may not want another Stevens trial fiasco or make a self-proclaimed martyr.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:31 AM on 07/04/2009
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Yep, the subtext of her resignation speech, when you cut through all the sel-pity and whining, is that the investigations into her practises are gaining traction. The image she had pawned off on Alaskans turned out to be a sham when the full national spotlight fell on her. Ambition killed her.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:53 AM on 07/04/2009
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The aren't going to be that kind. She's resigning so she can accept private monies (like an advance on a book deal) that aren't allowed for a state employee under Alaskan law. She is going to need every penny of that money in a couple of weeks.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:10 AM on 07/04/2009

I just hope that her instability isn't used as fodder against future female politicians...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:19 AM on 07/04/2009
- dutch163 I'm a Fan of dutch163 33 fans permalink
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there are many successful female politicians we never hear a WORD about
because they are doing their jobs quietly and effectively

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:36 AM on 07/04/2009
- wadda I'm a Fan of wadda 4 fans permalink

It just depends on how unstable they might be.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:50 AM on 07/04/2009
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Let's see if any future female candidates will be asked if they should stay home with thier kids. I doubt it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:14 AM on 07/04/2009
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Is it true she ran off to join the circus?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:14 AM on 07/04/2009
- dutch163 I'm a Fan of dutch163 33 fans permalink
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LOL
one of my favorites!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:36 AM on 07/04/2009
- SeanCamoni I'm a Fan of SeanCamoni 6 fans permalink
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Wait, she hasn't been in a circus all along?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:40 AM on 07/04/2009
- habajebe I'm a Fan of habajebe 19 fans permalink
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Yeah, Fox News.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:14 AM on 07/04/2009

Circus, Faux News, same thing...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:14 AM on 07/04/2009
- BiGnBulKY I'm a Fan of BiGnBulKY 2 fans permalink
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only on Fox news where you can get applauded for quitting on he Alaskan people

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:33 AM on 07/04/2009
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Did BHO quit on the people of IL when he left his 1st term senate seat to run for president?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:15 AM on 07/04/2009
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Did John McCain quit on the people of AZ when he left his senate seat to run for president?

If you are gonna leave your job to run for president it at least makes sense to do so during an actual election year.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:13 PM on 07/04/2009
- afgail I'm a Fan of afgail 66 fans permalink

Palin is a shoo-in for another shot at Mayor of Wassila. Gospeed, Sarah. You can fire anyone who disagrees with you there.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:27 AM on 07/04/2009
- redsongia I'm a Fan of redsongia 100 fans permalink
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lol! it makes my want to send 25 cents to SarahPac, just so she'll stay in Wasilla, where she belongs.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:44 AM on 07/04/2009
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My main question for her:

Are you going to stop trying to be a celebrity?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:26 AM on 07/04/2009
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..
NEW REPUBLICAN MOTTO:

"QUIT, BABY, QUIT !!!"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:11 AM on 07/04/2009
- GUSTOV I'm a Fan of GUSTOV 13 fans permalink

Wouldn't it have been AMAZING if she'd said

"Being a conservative right-to-life mother means more than just choosin' to birth the babies.
I've got a sick infant I brought into the world that needs me .

That's my full-time job and obligation to society now. "

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:51 AM on 07/04/2009
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That's something I would expect to hear from someone with a conscience.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:09 AM on 07/04/2009
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And that single statement would do more to advance the "pro-life" agenda than all the religious rhetoric in the world.
Funny that most "pro-lifers" don't think to say it, but I suspect it might be because most "pro-lifers" aren't that interested in the quality of a child's life after it's born.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:52 AM on 07/04/2009
- ricmarc I'm a Fan of ricmarc 18 fans permalink

she found the place where she is going to dump trigg in indiana. when she spoke at the right to life dinner she later toured a facility for the kids with downs the parents don't want. nobody seemed to take notice she went to this warehouse.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:30 AM on 07/04/2009
- roshni I'm a Fan of roshni 184 fans permalink

Ouch!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:57 PM on 07/04/2009
- sanekook I'm a Fan of sanekook 9 fans permalink

Don't get me wrong, I have been known to make fun of Palin on many occassions, but this is just a tad sick. Someone acting as a pro-life advocate for children with Downs would be expected to come see a facility for children who's parents made the choice not to abort but who could not actually raise a down's child. I'm sure they invited her, hoping it would get them some publicity and possibly more funding to take care of the kids.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:45 PM on 07/04/2009

It looks if she simply cracked under pressure. Her recent behaviour has shown her ever more strident and increasingly irrational. Probably she was right about the Letterman comments but her hysteria ran out of control. She began inventing insults to the point of paranoia and overreacting close to the breaking point.

Palin's departure reminds me of another famous quote by a departing politician. "You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore, because gentleman, this is my final press conference."

It is said that suicides often fantasize about the grief that will be suffered by those they leave behind. Sarah Palin, probably, from feelings of hurt and being set upon has committed political suicide. Perhaps in doing so she hoped to engender wailing among the GOP, maybe pleas for her to reconsider.

It is well that the preposterous media circus over Sarah Palin is over. If she could be chosen as a candidate for President, then neither could we rule out Ronald McDonald.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:33 AM on 07/04/2009
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Given a choice between the two I'd vote for the professional clown not the hobbyist.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:56 AM on 07/04/2009
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The scariest part of all this circus is that 20-30% of the country really LIKE her! Note to self: Get another country...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:49 AM on 07/04/2009
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In fairness to Richard Nixon, the man was very drunk when he made that speech.

And it's very scary to contemplate that Nixon actually made a come-back after that meltdown in '62. So I wouldn't be too sanguine about "the preposterous media circus" that is Sarah Palin being over. I have a sinking feeling we'll be hearing more from her, and none of it will be pleasant or constructive.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:03 AM on 07/04/2009

All this, for a state that don't even have 700,000 people in it, TOTAL???

She should let the caribou and moose vote....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:18 AM on 07/04/2009
- dpiyjrtmfr I'm a Fan of dpiyjrtmfr 2 fans permalink

"let the caribou and moose vote"......nah.......she would never win then. Even things that wander randomly into traffic know not to vote for her.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:37 AM on 07/04/2009

I fear you underestimate the persuasive power of helicopters and automatic rifles

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:47 AM on 07/04/2009

I've never seen anyone use so many words to say so little as Ma Palin. She never once used the word "resign" either.

She and her admirer, Bill Kristol, are made for one another. Neither one has the slightest grip on reality. If she did, she'd be grateful to be a governor of a state and hope the gig lasts at least one full term.

As for Kristol, he should be grateful for every conservative thought he can spew on Faux.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:08 AM on 07/04/2009
- Maggie Van Ostrand - Huffpost Blogger I'm a Fan of Maggie Van Ostrand 46 fans permalink
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My favorite reason for Palin's resigning was saying Trig had been mocked... " which was the first I ever heard. I honestly don't believe that's true.

Doubtless the Reps will use her as fundraising tool, in exchange for which they might even return those fancy clothes they bought her, which she looked so good in.

Another great part of her speech was when she said "... for Alaska and for America." We know she sees Russia from her window, but hasn't anyone yet told her Alaska is part of America?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:45 PM on 07/03/2009

Trig's mocking was in an Alaska blog used to raise money for some sort of freedom of information request from the state of Alaska. A picture of Gov Palin was used holding a baby and instead of Trig's face was that of a radio show host. It was in poor taste but I do not think it was mockery.

It was usual Palin mythology, attacking the silly small stuff, feigning great insult.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:17 AM on 07/04/2009
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True. I would have read that as mockery of Palin herself and of the radio host, but hardly of the baby.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:49 AM on 07/04/2009
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If Palin was POTUS and Iraqi terrorist were making fun of Trig, would Palin quit? I quess we will never know!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:34 AM on 07/04/2009
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She'd have every B-52 in the inventory loaded to the gills and start a saturation bombing campaign to last until the entire country was a level playing field.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:14 AM on 07/04/2009

Thank God, AMEN!!!!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:56 AM on 07/04/2009
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Good catch on "Alaska/America" gaffe!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:08 AM on 07/04/2009
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She did not mind wasting public dollars on a multimillion dollar sports complex Wasilla did not need and could not afford, or keeping her family in Wasilla and commuting to the capitol while charging the state per diem, or dragging her family all over the country on taxpayer dime, or ordering constant renovations of the governor's mansion and paying contractors many times normal fees (oh wait she said that was Todd's job to dream up projects on the mansion)...

Why did she suddenly get religion about wasting money?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:24 PM on 07/03/2009

After the ice rink contractor finished the work on her house?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:48 AM on 07/04/2009
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I think she may go to jail for that one.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:14 AM on 07/04/2009
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It was a cheap way to make it sound like she was resigning for unselfish reasons, unconvincing as it is.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:45 AM on 07/04/2009
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She was commuting to Anchorage. The capital is Juneau. Go figure.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:19 AM on 07/04/2009
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WoW the GOP will really have to scrape the bottom of the barrel for more candidates now.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:12 PM on 07/03/2009
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There's a bottom left in their barrel?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:20 PM on 07/03/2009
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Rather than a barrel it's about the size of one of those large #10 size tin cans that restaurants use.

And both ends of the can have been cut out.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:47 PM on 07/03/2009
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Yeah, looks like they're gonna start pulling up big handfuls of soil pretty soon.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:42 AM on 07/04/2009
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That was the bottom of the barrel. The GOP will reform when it becomes so desperate, it starts listening to talented and intelligent people. I hope the Green Party becomes the second political party instead. The GOP has nothing to offer but lessons in what not to do.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:39 PM on 07/03/2009
- indy girl I'm a Fan of indy girl 87 fans permalink
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they have plenty of options better than palin.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:53 PM on 07/03/2009
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Too bad about that pesky ideology tho.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:07 AM on 07/04/2009

OK .... I'll bite.

??

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:38 AM on 07/04/2009
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They've been scraping the bottom of the barrel for 30 years.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:28 AM on 07/04/2009
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the stuff that's left on the bottom of a barrel is usually called c rud.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:29 AM on 07/04/2009
- redsongia I'm a Fan of redsongia 100 fans permalink
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Her and Ziegler can co-host a radio show. She can call in from Federal Prison.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:57 PM on 07/03/2009
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