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Scholar Unearths a Dirty Milton Poem

Posted: 09/26/10 09:00 AM ET

A bawdy poem might force scholars to look at one of the great poets of Western Civilization in a new light. John Milton, the high-minded creator of "Paradise Lost," along with some of the most celebrated sonnets, elegies and other written works in the English Language, may have also written the decidedly low-minded poem "An Extempore Upon a Faggot." The newly discovered "Extempore" compares a woman's response to sex to the burning of a bundle of sticks (a "faggot").

Milton, you see, is well known for composing lines like this:

Of Mans First Disobedience, and the Fruit
Of that Forbidden Tree, whose mortal tast

Brought Death into the World, and all our woe

or this:

How soon hath Time the suttle theef of youth

Stoln on his wing my three and twentieth yeer!

No one imagined him capable of writing anything like this:

Have you not in a Chimney seen
A Faggot which is moist and green
How coyly it receives the Heat
And at both ends do's weep and sweat?
So fares it with a tender Maid
When first upon her Back she's laid
But like dry Wood th' experienced Dame
Cracks and rejoices in the Flame

Dr. Jennifer Batt, a lecturer at Oxford University, discovered the short, steamy poem--attributed to Milton--while sorting through the Harding Collection of poetry anthologies and songbooks at Oxford. She found the experience to be a little jarring:

"To see the name of John Milton, the great religious and political polemicist, attached to such a bawdy epigram, is extremely surprising to say the least. The poem is so out of tune with the rest of his work, that if the attribution is correct, it would prompt a major revision of our ideas about Milton."

Batt quickly entered into the sort of damage control usually reserved for politicians and celebrities.

"It is likely that Milton's name was used as an attribution to bring scandal upon the poet, perhaps by a jealous contemporary."

Batt even identified a probable culprit, Sir John Suckling, a fellow poet who disapproved of Milton's republican beliefs.

We may never know if the poem is, in fact, slander or is evidence of some hidden impishness on Milton's part. But as Milton said of truth in his great speech Areopagitica, "Let her and Falsehood grapple; who ever knew Truth put to the worse, in a free and open encounter." Batt and her colleagues will no doubt begin that grappling. Milton, meanwhile, will be rolling--or laughing--in his grave.


 
A bawdy poem might force scholars to look at one of the great poets of Western Civilization in a new light. John Milton, the high-minded creator of "Paradise Lost," along with some of the most celebr...
A bawdy poem might force scholars to look at one of the great poets of Western Civilization in a new light. John Milton, the high-minded creator of "Paradise Lost," along with some of the most celebr...
 
 
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BannedInBoston
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
08:46 PM on 09/30/2010
I'm going with the false attribution theory. Milton did write some light(ER) verse in "L'Allegro" and "Il Penseroso" and the rhythm and diction just don't sound like his couplets. More like some other poet cavalierly (so to speak) putting Milton's name to it. (The Suckling theory works for me. Sounds like him.)
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Hopalongpoppyseed
May you reap what you sow.
02:52 PM on 09/28/2010
Newsflash: Scholars just found another lost Milton verse. It begins, "There was an old man from Nantucket..."
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BannedInBoston
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
08:59 PM on 09/30/2010
Who drank up his malt by the bucket
Which does more than I can
To justify to man
God's ways, and so I say f__k it.
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Beth Boyle
03:41 AM on 09/27/2010
"Malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man."
01:16 PM on 09/27/2010
you take that back !
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Beth Boyle
04:29 PM on 09/27/2010
My old boss had that as a sign next to a bust of Milton in her dining room.
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BannedInBoston
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
08:47 PM on 09/30/2010
I never thought Milton succeeded at that, period. But "Paradise Lost" is still one hell of a poem....
02:41 AM on 09/27/2010
Aww, he was just havin' a little fun, dammit.
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Marla Thurman
11:58 PM on 09/26/2010
He didn't write it. Pay attention, folks.
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khanti
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11:17 PM on 09/26/2010
I am no poet but here's something for the comment;
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/khanti/dan-luckett-doubleamputee_n_739560_61772890.html
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WoodsideCraig
Author of the blog "The Weiler Psi"
11:15 PM on 09/26/2010
The world has always been full of people writing creative and important works while occasionally doing something bawdy.

Dr. Suess would occasionally send his drawings of naked women tucked inside his children's books to see if his publishers were paying attention.
10:59 PM on 09/26/2010
This is a surprise, alright. A pleasant one. :)
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Beth Boyle
03:42 AM on 09/27/2010
Robert Burns wrote allot of bawdy and very explicit poetry in Scotland in the 18th Century.
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shotgunjohnny
"From my cold, dead hands", to which I say, "Ok."
08:52 PM on 09/26/2010
another right winger secretly into the boys (with some distortion of course). will wonders never cease?
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MikeDu
Both salubrious and lugubrious concurrently.
08:39 PM on 09/26/2010
So it seems John Milton may have read the Roman poet Ovid.

Its an intersting find, a rather delightful find, actually. Bit I do wish you didn't feel the need to pump it up into a 'sensational find' to justify writing an article about it.
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Linda Williams
07:46 PM on 09/26/2010
Why, O, why do we assume so much about one another? Academia should not go over board in creating neat little packages for creative people. It is no wonder that those who create shun academia. Tear those pigeon holes from the walls. (from an Ivy League post grad)
I think Milton will be 'rolling with laughter' in his grave, or, won't pay this a lick of attention.
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Stephen
12:20 PM on 09/26/2010
Not exactly bawdy, but observant. "Grass Widows" and"Cougars" have always been with us. Milton did write "Paradise Lost" so he must have had some experience with women. This does not subvert his legacy, it enhances it. St. Augustine: "Lord, make me chaste-just not yet."
05:38 PM on 09/26/2010
Nicely stated. I agree with Stephen on this one. http://livewithflair.blogspot.com/
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Yalegirl03
10:13 AM on 09/27/2010
I agree. This poem, if it is by Milton, doesn't change my opinion about him in the least. It shows that he was human and a male. We are sexual beings and every saint is also a sinner.
And this poem isn't that bawdy or shocking.
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Hopalongpoppyseed
May you reap what you sow.
11:40 AM on 09/26/2010
Clearly the attribution belongs not to John Milton, but to Milton Berle.