Dear Lou Dobbs,

You're a journalist. And you believe there's something not quite right about the whole Obama birth certificate thing.

Okay. Go with your gut on this one.

I have a couple ideas:

1) Watch...

Just stop.

Because right now, you don't represent the majority of Americans on health care reform or even the majority of constituents in your district.

And you certainly don't represent the majority of Democrats.

You represent yourselves and all the...

Dear Members of Congress and the Senate Who Don't Want To Pass the Health Care Bill Before Vacation,

You're right.

What's the big rush?

Go.

Seriously. You've earned it, God knows. And I know how hot it gets in Washington. The...

She doesn't read, write or speak well enough to be called intelligent.

She loves the camera and the camera loves her right back.

She has the ability to constantly surprise and unsettle -- kind of like a stalker, appearing...

I know how victimized you feel about the lies being spread online and in the media. I know you believe it's your right to threaten and silence those who would question or disagree with you. So let me offer my help in giving you the grounds to sue me for...

I have to say, I've been disgusted by most presidential candidates in my lifetime, bored by the rest and only impressed by one, Clinton. But with Clinton, you sensed calculation was the primary motor and everything else -- his compassion, leadership, et al -- were all in service of that....

I just sent this letter to the White House:

Dear Mr. Bush,

I have a four month old son. I want to teach him everything I know about the United States in general and your presidency in particular, starting with this day, when I finally reached...