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John Shore

Posted: December 30, 2010 10:16 AM

Environmentalism is Satan's Cause!


Thank God for the Christian Right, and the fiery fortitude that fuels its furious ferreting out of the ever-wily ways of the enemy.

Guess who God's new avowed enemy is?

No, not the gays. Pfft. C'mon. The gay issue is so 2010.

Now our heroes in the crusading vanguard of the Christian right have in the focus of their eagle eye the soul-destroying cult of environmentalism.

Recycling is for the damned, brothers and sisters! Fuel-efficient cars are the devil's work! The only alternative energy sources environmentalists are really interested in are the fires of hell!

Oh, you question this? Really? So the devil already has you grasped in his slimy green talons, has he? Well, it's not too late! If you are so shamefully unfamiliar with God's will that you doubt environmentalism is "one of the greatest threats to society and the church today," then go right now to the website Resisting the Green Dragon. There you will find the fruits of the labors of "some of the top Christian leaders and scholars in America," who have selflessly given of themselves, so that you might be able to purchase from them, for the special, 10 percent-off, pre-order price of only $71.90, the 12-part DVD series, Resisting the Green Dragon, "A Biblical Response to One of the Greatest Deceptions of Our Day."

Yes, it takes a long while to realize it's really only four DVDs. But it's 12 half-hour lessons that you can use in your church's Sunday school classes, adult-education classes, Bible classes and small group meetings. That's the point. And it comes with a 30-minute bonus documentary! And a book that's sure to contain a great many complete sentences. If that whole eye-opening package isn't worth $71.90 plus shipping and handling, then I'm a monkey's uncle. (Which I'm not -- and never was, or could ever be.)

The video below will show you what Resisting the Green Dragon is all about. (Take particular note, during the video's heart-poundingly frightful opening, of the image of the Soviet sickle and hammer, fleetingly shown at the end of the intoning voice-over's "... environmentalism is striving to put America, and the world, under its destructive control." Hit the pause button at 0:09, and the truth will be revealed to you: that's no hammer inside that sickle! It's the propeller of a wind-powered electrical generator! Why, if that's not further proof that Obama is a socialist, I don't know what is.)

Remember, friends: If you don't think environmentalists are in a Satanic cult seeking to undermine everything that good Americans hold dear, then you're just not thinking at all.

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08:23 PM on 01/02/2011
Believe me, I am not a huge fan of the Christian Right's ideologies, but they do have a point, albeit they didn't explain it right to us in a logical and biblical way. As the woman said at the end of that video, God did tell us to look after the earth in Genesis. It's not eviromentalism that is the problem. What is the problem is when people worship the creation and deny the creator of it. A tree, lake or flower does not talk back to you. WE did not create them. I suppose in a fallen world it is alot easier to talk to a lake or a tree that can't talk back to you and think you and it are god, than to actually think that there is an intelligent being outside of yourself to tell you what to do in this world and that he created it. God purposely mentions many warnings in the bible about worshiping the creation and denying him. That is idolatry, and that is satanic.
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ADRealist
High expectations are the key to everything.
01:17 AM on 01/03/2011
I assume your talking about the pagans who worship "mother" nature. It's funny though as they are one of the very few religious that don't have rampant child abuse in churches, nor a very long history of genocide, murder, and repression/segregation of women and minorities.

All I'm saying is if I had to sift through the 1,000's of religions in this world and try to choose which one was "divine"; Christianity's not looking too good. It's about as attractive as the Islamic faith.

Buddhism, Taoism,and many other eastern religions have far less blood on their hands.

Though this is a little off subject. The other part - the majority of the environmental movement (and what they are referring to in the video) is not pagans, but citizens around the world becoming worried about the earth that sustains us to be wiped out and destroyed - thus ending the human race. That is a very real threat and twice in history (WW2 when we raced the Germans to developing the atomic weapon), again with the Cuban missile crisis, and again with the cold war - extinction is always looking at us in the face.
kellygreen
"Ideology is the Science of Idiots" John Adams
09:43 AM on 01/03/2011
With all due respect....nonsense.

There is no greater act of love-and-respect for the "Creator" than to see---and value---our essential Oneness THROUGH the Creation. That is what St. Francis of Assissi was referring to by "Seeing the Creator in the Creation".

Environmentalists value nature because they don't see a dead, lifeless Universe that has been reduced to an idea or concept (a mental idol). They see a universe what we humans are intimately connected to...and which we are inextricable part. In caring for that universe...they also care for themselves and their fellow human beings.

In cariing for that univerese...they care for that Mystery that weaves us into that Process....and therfore that Mystery that embodies or is responsible FOR that Process.

No matter what name you happen to call that Mystery.

The only way that environmentalism (and Evolution for that matter) is at odds with traditional Christianity it denies human beings a "special" and "seperate" place apart from Nature. A notion that (frankly) makes about as much sense as considering one's self "special" and "seperate" from one's own heart and lungs.
08:04 AM on 01/02/2011
It's Good to play God. You get to mix and mingle with
and really get to know on a first name basis all sorts
of unsavory characters. I'll bet golfing with Satan on
Sunday morning is a whole new experience, complete
with 'insider information' on all our affairs!
04:01 PM on 01/01/2011
If you want to really scare the pants of these people, check out Sacred Earth Pictures (dot com) and watch "Echoes of Creation" and "Sacred Earth" by Emmy Award winning director Jan Nickman. If you do, you will:

Remember who you are: A part "of" nature - not a part "from" it.
Feel nature speaking to your soul.
Fall in love with that which gives you life.
Reconnect with your own magnificence as a co-creator of life.

And that my friends, is EXACTLY what they are afraid of.
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01:18 AM on 01/03/2011
Thank you. That was a good post and excellent point.
02:31 PM on 01/01/2011
Finally had a chance to view the video in full..... Wow. One of the most visible things I noticed is how only one of the religious-right-nuts isn't a pasty-white Euro-centric Gaed Tawker -- he's a black Gawd Tawker. Dem white folk need ta git out in th' Great Outdoors an' git theirselves some SUN. It is painfully obvious that the reason they don't care about the Environment is likely because they just don't ever bother to spend any amount of time in it. I thought I was a-gonna go blind jus' from watchin' them pasty-fish-belly-white faces..........
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01:44 PM on 01/01/2011
Give them something to really go over the top about. Ask them to read the Sermon On The Mount, which obviously they have not, and then join the socialist party...Jesus and his disciples did live communally. Jesus, the worlds greatest socialist.

Oh by the way, he did appoint us to be stewards of the earth.
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ADRealist
High expectations are the key to everything.
01:21 AM on 01/03/2011
I always see the bumper sticker on pick up trucks, "Atheism = Socialism."

And I've wondered how Jesus would feel if he were alive and on this earth. I'm not saying he would likely side with either "party" but giving food to the poor with no strings attached was kind of his thing.

If for the God creating our planet and nature. I'm sure a parent expects his children to be respectful to their gifts.
kellygreen
"Ideology is the Science of Idiots" John Adams
09:51 AM on 01/03/2011
The strong exploit the weak.

The smart (and ruthless) exploit the both the foolish and the unsophisticated.

Such is a world driven by the desire for power, rather than by principle. Imo, Jesus would see a society very much like the one that crucified Him 2000 years ago....and I believe His reaction to it would have been the same.

Especially for those who would use religion as a way to gain-and-hold worldly wealth and power.
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BumpyKnight
Born OK the first time
09:29 AM on 01/01/2011
Corporate use of faith, and the faithful suckered.
08:37 AM on 01/01/2011
Nice try, but, don't think it's any longer possible to satirize the extreme Right in this country. Satire requires exaggeration for comic effect; hard to even exaggerate this nonsense!
01:27 AM on 01/01/2011
Well, since a Green, Clean Earth is what "Satan" wants -- why don't we all just dump our garbage in the yards of these anti-environmentalist "Christian" whack-nuts? That way they can see firsthand how their Heaven is going to look...
12:28 AM on 01/01/2011
Well, 4 CDs is nothing compared to the "Left Behind"  industry of movies, books, kids' books, cassettes, etc.
Wingnut fundamentalists hate environmentalism and sustainable policies because they absolutely live for the end of the world, coming to a theater near you!  And the sooner the better.
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RichieB
Science is true whether you believe it or not
09:49 AM on 01/01/2011
I wish the rapture would hurry up and take these people away and leave the rest of us here to fix the problems of this planet without their obstructions. LOL
02:11 PM on 01/02/2011
My thoughts exactly!
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11:48 PM on 12/31/2010
Oh, my God! I have seen some twisted shit in my time, but this is ABSOLUTELY the worst! I've approached this from as many different angles as I can think of, and I still can't see where they're coming from - unless, it's just blatant propaganda, to use religion as a brain-wash - by the corporate powers- that-be. Un-flippin'-believable! They will use EVERY dirty trick in the book! This is beneath despicable (but just polished enough to make a lot of uneducated people give it a second glance!)
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High expectations are the key to everything.
01:22 AM on 01/03/2011
"People Will Believe A Big Lie Easier Than A Small One."

Blatant propaganda is exactly what they wanted, and exactly what was needed to fuel the followers into a foaming at the mouth frenzy.
05:36 PM on 12/31/2010
is this guycrazy or what?
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eilish
Life ain't like a box of chocolates
03:19 PM on 12/31/2010
As an ex-third gen Mormon, the only thing I get out of this latest god-crazy is that they are determined to bring on Armageddon, the Rapchure, the End of Days, and any actions that might delay must be denied. Especially ending wars, but Green has taken on a new and urgent threat.
12:35 AM on 01/01/2011
Yeah, and look how American policy toward Israel is not based entirely on the wishes of the elites of  DC, Boston, NY corridor, but also on the beliefs of our "information-challenged"  masses who expect that any day now all Jews will turn Christian, under threat of eternal Bad Things, from the Flying Jesus.
 
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02:29 PM on 12/31/2010
Well, John I understand that retailers had a good year this year, Santa was good. Will that create jobs in America, and if so what kind? Store clerks, service industry?
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01:13 PM on 12/31/2010
True environmentalism encourages resposible stewardship of the earth's resources. In Genesis God gave that responsiblity to humans. The "dragon lady" in the video together with all the other rightwing extremists are the false prophets the Bible talks about---"they come in sheep's clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves."

Responsible stewardship of the earth's resources will insure that the people of the world will have needs met. How does stripping the top off a mountain to get coal help the people who live in the region when it destroys the land they farm and pollutes their drinking water? How do the chemicals poaring out of the chimneys of numerous industrial complexes improve the life of those with respiratory problems? The "dragon lady" and her companions don't know what they are talking about.
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tholin
12:30 PM on 12/31/2010
If I were Satans image consultant / performance coach, I'd advise him to run with this "author of environmentalism" thing, I mean really own and embrace it. Use it to distinguish himself from that fatalistic, leering, 'They're my creations and I'll destroy them if I want to' ogre currently dominating the supernatural marketplace.

I mean, seriously, 2,476,636 homicides to 10, and Satans the one with Kryptonite resume? ( h/t to Drunk With Blood, by Steve Wells). Think of the marketing campaign that The Loving God, Inc. has had to wage in order to pull that one off!

So, anyway, I know a great med-spa where he can get those horns filed down, a tail tuck, lose the goatee and scepter, then complete the makeover with some earthy spray tanning and voila !... nemesis no more!