05/28/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Tea Party Kills Rap Forever

I haven't been able to make it to anywhere near the end of this musical bumper-car wreck. Perhaps you'll fare better. Good luck. I've found it helps if you plug your ears and squint your eyes almost closed. I don't recommend even trying to watch this to anyone who is harboring any fear whatsoever that they might ever become a drug addict. Because if you're at all inclined that way, this will surely push you over the edge.

Bummer about rap being destroyed forever. (Oh, and I especially like the part where these cutting-edge pappers repeatedly -- and right at the top -- refer to the president as "boy." Charming.)