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John Shore

John Shore

Posted: September 12, 2010 06:53 PM

One of the absolute best things you can do for another person is to tell them what's wrong with them. People positively love it when they're told---especially by someone they hardly know---what, who, and how they should be. And the greater the scope of things you criticize in another, the deeper that person will thrill to your input and criticism.

If you want to make someone really happy, for instance, find profound fault with their relationship to God! That's a surefire friend-winner, every time. Because if a person is wrong about God, what's left for them to be right about? Nothing! Why waste your time trying to win someone's affection by criticizing things like their clothes or diet, when you can go for the gold? Criticize their understanding of God! That's how you'll make a ready friend for life.

As fantastic as it is, the reason people so enjoy being informed that their relationship with God (and so just everything else!) is all wrong isn't just because it gives them a chance to correctly reject everything about themselves. It goes even deeper than that. It shows them how much you care about them. The strongest message of love you can send another, after all, is that they're doomed to spend eternity having the living flesh seared off their bones if they don't become just like you. That's why no one has more friends than the person who won't rest until as many possible non-Christians---or wrong sort of Christians---have heard from them personally about what deluded, pitiful, morally bereft sinners they are.

When you take the time to let someone know how absurdly mistaken they are about everything from the nature of morality, to the purpose of man, to what happens after we die, what you're certain to discover right away is how readily they grasp that you do, in fact, understand such things in a much deeper way than they. That's why they're sure to respond so positively to your critique of their character, belief system, and concept of God. When you show other people how positive you are that you're right, they just can't wait to start thinking like you. That's the wonder of passion. It's downright contagious!

There are those who believe that God is working in the life of every person, cultivating, in his own way and time, a relationship with them that he knows is perfect for them and him. Don't you believe it! God is too busy worrying about things like weather and keeping the planets aligned to tend to the soul of every living human. He's God, not ... super God. He depends upon those who are closest to him to do those things that he just doesn't have the time or energy to do himself. And one of those things is teaching others how wrong they are about him. And people---no matter how dense they might be about everything else in life---understand that. When you tell someone what they should believe about God, and why they're wrong for believing whatever immature inanity about God they do, they understand that you're not just speaking about God, but for God. And that's why they're guaranteed to love your message! Sure, everyone yearns to hear directly from God. But few are awarded that privilege! The rest are willing and ready to hear directly from the very next best thing to God: you.

From God; to you; to the confused, deluded, and sin-filled; back up to God again.

That's the glorious circle of life!

Break it at your peril.

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If you like/hate this post, you might also like/hate my "The Song of the True Believer."

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DefiningReality
12:41 AM on 09/14/2010
Harold Netland in 'Appropriate Christianity' lists three criteria for a well contextualized Christianity (a poorly contextualized Christianity is the straw man you're attacking). One of which is critiquing culture. Even in a Christianity "appropriate to" the culture it finds itself in, it must also be confronting the culture. We forget this in the States sometimes. So much of our history is at least veneered with Christianity that we forget or ignore how much we fail to live up to Christ's standards.

But let's assume you're right, that you can't or shouldn't tell someone they're wrong. How would you deal with these situations without confrontation?

You're a Christian sitting in a hotel room in Thailand and a pimp with the police in his pocket and a provocatively dressed 9 year old girl knocks on your door.

You're in north Africa and you discover your non-Christian neighbor is going to circumcise his daughter against her will.

What if you're in north Chicago and the local gang, three of which go to your church out of family obligation, just raped the third teenage girl in a month.

It's too easy to sink back in our recliners and 'leave it to God,' meaning to plug our ears to the world and neglect your responsibility to be Christ in it. God is not limited to people, but woe to the Christian who chooses an easy life over being Christ in the world and confronting it, as Christ did until they killed him for it.
01:43 PM on 09/14/2010
A non-believer can confront those things as well, and obviously not mention Christ, right? You dont need Christ to know not to sleep with a 9 year old girl.
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Angel1999
Microbiologist & Historian
05:24 PM on 09/14/2010
So many religious people seem to think that if they didn't have God in their lives there would be no holding them back from committing all sorts of sins. It's difficult to convince somebody in that situation that people without religion are not automatically immoral, because it's unlikely they will ever be convinced to try such a state of being themselves.
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DefiningReality
11:33 PM on 09/14/2010
Of course they can. I'm sure we could get into a thorough discussion over a person's inherent capacity for good, but I feel confident we would agree that everyone has some capacity for moral judgment and doesn't necessarily need to come from a Christian worldview to confront evil.

But I also think you and I would agree that just because someone doesn't like being confronted doesn't mean they shouldn't be.

I think you and I would also agree that there is a difference between confronting someone because belittling them swells your ego and because you desperately want the best for them.

We may disagree on whether or not spiritual matters are worth confronting someone over, but that aside, I think these few clarifications will make it clear I wasn't saying unbelievers are completely incapable of cultural critique.
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Murphdogg
This micro-bio is literally a nano-bio on steroids
06:53 PM on 09/13/2010
"Super God". I love it. We have Super Stars and Super Models, why not Super God. Just for $hits and giggles, I say let's go on a campagn to refer to God as "Super God". The righties will get jealous and within a few short months will be claiming their talibangelical version is the only Super God.
11:36 PM on 09/15/2010
I always enjoyed God-Man comics by Reuben Bolling

http://www.flickr.com/photos/55359455@N00/4835348419/
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pingufan
NJ "Blue Dog" Prolife Dem
05:49 PM on 09/13/2010
You must have listened to my childhood preacher! ha ha
01:49 AM on 09/14/2010
Or my fanatical sister!
12:36 PM on 09/13/2010
"Sure, everyone yearns to hear directly from God. But few are awarded that privilege! The rest are willing and ready to hear directly from the very next best thing to God: you."

Priceless.
09:40 AM on 09/13/2010
Doing the right thing can sometimes appear us "unfriendly fire"
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JohnFromCensornati
The End is near
08:39 AM on 09/13/2010
"There are those who believe that God is working in the life of every person, cultivating, in his own way and time, a relationship with them that he knows is perfect for them and him. Don't you believe it!"

I don't.
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AdorableHero
Conquer your dark side or become it.
01:23 PM on 09/13/2010
And you come around to all the religion topics *just* to let everyone know now much you don't.

Are you just here to "poke at all the stupids" and pat yourself on the back for being such a wonderful Superior Person?
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02:41 PM on 09/13/2010
"Are you just here to "poke at all the stupids" ..."

On the thread about the billboard that said "Don't believe in God?" you said, "I'm fine with the billboard and don't feel "poked in the eye." I think the pastor is being a baby".

You also said, "I'm a loose Christian who's in support of the billboard. I think "my people" need to stop whining and that it's good for people to know they aren't alone."

So, why are you bothered when JFC responds to ... "Don't you believe it!"... by saying "I don't"?

Does, "it's good for people to know they aren't alone" only apply to people reading billboards?
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JohnFromCensornati
The End is near
05:24 PM on 09/13/2010
"And you come around to all the religion topics *just* to let everyone know now much you don't."

In fact, I didn't say anything about how much.

"Are you just here to "poke at all the stupids" and pat yourself on the back for being such a wonderful Superior Person?"

As far as superiority goes, I get told all the time about how I'm inferior by xians of all stripes. In fact, here's what it says on the United Methodist Church's website - one of the so-called Mainline non-fundy churches: "We believe that all humans need to be in relationship with God in order to be fully human".
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Bob Kellerman
Let's have more sanity toward each other
02:52 AM on 09/13/2010
I just spoke to God -- he was complaining that he didn't even get Sunday off this week.
He is torn between the requests of the Mormon Brethren to build them larger thrones in the afterlife, versus the request to send the meddlers who put over Prop 8 to eternal hell.
God needs a vacation from the people who want to use him as an excuse to be right or be in charge.
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William D Simpson
02:43 AM on 09/13/2010
They mock my messengers, and their heart is far from me.

http://wsimpson.wordpress.com/2010/07/21/musings-of-god/
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John Shore
Author of "UNFAIR"
11:18 AM on 09/13/2010
Yikes.
12:35 PM on 09/13/2010
That's an understatement.
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emmanuel goldstein
Have you had your two minutes today?
06:49 AM on 09/14/2010
"Where I will forever, reveal my awe-inspiring greatness to those whom my love has perfected"

God is a exhibitionist?
12:09 AM on 09/13/2010
Like it or not, the offensive, exclusive verison of Christianity discussed in this artilcal is 100% Biblical. Offensive as it may well be, Jesus did indeed preach about hell and he said most people will go there. The Bible is very clear that those who do not have faith in Jesus will in fact go to hell. Jesus told his disciples to proslytize and turn people into Christians to save them from the wrath of God.

The fundamentalists didn't just pull hell out of their collective butt one day up just to tick people off. The writer of the article may not accept that and he may not want to acknowledge that but it is the truth. Christianity is inherently offensive and many people just can't handle that and will reject it solely based on that fact.
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JohnFromCensornati
The End is near
08:43 AM on 09/13/2010
"The Bible is very clear that those who do not have faith in Jesus will in fact go to hell."
"Christianity is inherently offensive and many people just can't handle that and will reject it solely based on that fact."

Actually, we reject it because it's idi0tic. The offensiveness just makes it easier for people to realize how absurd it is in the first place.
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Angel1999
Microbiologist & Historian
05:50 PM on 09/13/2010
Even if you are correct, you miss the author's point. He wasn't talking about what the Bible says but how Christians speak to others about what the Bible says. Human beings of every stripe inherently get their back up when someone else tells them their foolish. Christians would have far more luck if they dropped the holier-than-thou attitude and approached unbelievers with a more understanding message.
01:57 AM on 09/14/2010
I'd prefer they stop approaching me with ANY religious message. I've just about had enough.
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Brian Shields
11:44 PM on 09/12/2010
You're so wrong John. For one thing you spend way too much time hanging out the atheists and agnostics like me. As you know, Jesus only spent his time with godly upright people. That's why he was so popular with the Pharisees and the Scribes and was so hated by the prostitutes and the tax collectors.

Oh what did you say? It's the other way around? I don't believe you!
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propitiousmoment
the journey is the destination....
11:18 PM on 09/12/2010
Don't feel bad about few comments, this post is so perfectly written that there is just nothing else to say. Absolutely perfect!
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11:16 PM on 09/12/2010
"It's funny because it's true."
Homer Simpson
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LMPE
I connect the most dissimilar things
10:42 PM on 09/12/2010
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Collective Numbness
TRUTH JUSTICE & THE AMERICAN WAY
09:47 PM on 09/12/2010
Nonbelievers must accept Islam or the sword. Islamic Theocracies with Sharia Law are indeed very
condemning. Thank God that America has the United States Constitution.
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rolodex
Now my micro-bio is not empty.
06:43 PM on 09/13/2010
Thank god? How about we thank the founding fathers instead, like Jefferson, Franklin, Washington, Adams, Payne etc. One of their goals was to keep god out of it.
08:59 PM on 09/13/2010
yeah, it'd be pretty lame if America had some other constitution than the U.S. one. ;/

By the way, which did you pick: Islam or the sword? I'm leaning towards the sword. But I'm not quite sure what to do with it.

But I know this: I'm not afraid of it. God's got this, doesn't He?

Every blade is good for something. What's gonna be, will become what it would. There's a higher law than the U.S. Constitution.
01:16 PM on 09/14/2010
What about circumcision? A sword might come in handy.
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Angel1999
Microbiologist & Historian
09:01 PM on 09/12/2010
That was absolutely perfect.