John Vorhaus
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John Vorhaus is the author of The Comic Toolbox: How to Be Funny Even if You’re Not. An avid poker player, he has written several books on that subject, including the bestselling Killer Poker series and the poker-world novel Under the Gun. A veteran creative consultant, he has taught writing in twenty-four countries on four continents, most recently running the writing staff of the Russian version of Married . . . with Children. When not out making the world safe for situation comedy, he lives in Southern California, where he very much appreciates the weather. The California Roll (Shaye Areheart Books) is his latest novel.

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It's Time We Started Calling them McCarthy

Posted August 16, 2010 | 15:54:00 (EST)

Once again, President Obama has done the right thing, and once again he'll be eviscerated by the opinion- (read: noise-) makers on the right. In this case, he's come out in favor of building a mosque in Lower Manhattan, somewhere in the general vicinity of Ground Zero, thereby nefariously supporting...

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English Language Tart and Fettered

Posted July 21, 2010 | 01:25:42 (EST)

My grandfather grew up in one of those quaint European countries that don't exactly exist anymore, and while he never quite mastered the English language, he was always an ardent fan. Or, as he would have put it, an eager beagle.

In my grandfather's world, if you got in trouble...

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Why You Should Care About the World Cup

Posted June 4, 2010 | 17:12:26 (EST)

If you're watching ESPN at all these days, you can't help noticing their heavy hype for the upcoming World Cup soccer championship in South Africa. Of course they're wheeling out the heavy hype because, yeah, guess what, they want you to care and they want you to watch. In this...

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Bartlet for President

Posted May 21, 2010 | 17:15:54 (EST)

When The West Wing was on television during the dark years of the George W. Bush administration, I always used to think (lament, really), "Why can't we have a president like Josiah Bartlet?" The guy was so sensible. He did the right things for the right reasons, and if people...

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Life Is a Luxury Crisis

Posted April 23, 2010 | 12:15:57 (EST)

Woody Allen said, "If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans." That phrase has echoed in my mind for a week now, ever since the Eyjafjallajokull Volcano erupted, grounding every plane in Europe and stranding travelers in such godawful hellholes as Amsterdam, Paris and Rome. I...

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Belarus, The Theorists, Chuck Lorre, and You

Posted March 18, 2010 | 16:26:10 (EST)

So I was in Moscow last week, working on the Russian version of Married...with Children and one of my colleagues asked me what I thought about the new Belarusian situation comedy, The Theorists. It seems that an "unauthorized" (read: fully pirated) version of Chuck Lorre's wonderful sitcom, The Big Bang...

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