Glenn Bleck's Diploma from University I Don't Remember

Citing a university he could not remember, Glenn Beck claimed that over a million supporters turned out at his 9/12 D.C. march, despite every other official source and news outlet estimation of roughly 60,000. Here is some official-looking accreditation that shows that Glenn Beck's figures are more official.

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Comments

[Cassandra2]

I used to assume that Beck was simply bats**t crazy, but no one's this out to lunch. Is he trying to become the next Colbert?

[CantStopUsNow]

Is that where he earned his professional bullsh.t degree? I'm definitely sending my kids there. I'm telling them, "kids, you won't learn jack about jack here....but it'll get you a job on the Fox Joke Channel making millions."

The fact that foKKKs is the number one cable news channel does not mean they're at all relevant. All it means is that a million people are stupid as F. Perez Hilton has more followers.