05/15/2009 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Look at this Motherf*%@n Puppy!

This flier was found today posted in the vicinity of the White House.

While the dissonant prose may suggest dictation from Chief of Staff Rahm Emmanuel, the use of pronouns indicate this may have been issued by the POTUS himself, to tell off that showboat dog Xerxes.