Obama's REAL Kenyan Birth Certificate

While some may make light of the Birthers' quest to disprove President Obama's citizenship, a thorough investigation looking for things I wanted to hear produced this compelling piece of evidence. The official embossed seal proves that this paper has been embossed with a seal that is official. This has all the trappings of something you would see on the Internet.

This document proves that Obama is not eligible to be president, because he is only 28.

Cross-posted at www.johnennis.tv, along with my response to a Birther who lectured me on Twitter.

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Comments

[ketchupandfries]

12:39 AM on 08/09/2009

Laughed so hard I almost wet my pants!!! Brilliant!

[AngelaQuattrano]

02:17 PM on 08/07/2009

The Krypton Certificate of Live Birth: http://principalquattrano.com/imagesmisc/krypton.jpg

[hwoodude]

10:31 AM on 08/07/2009

Hmmmmmm...that looks like a 1980's Pan Am airlines barf bag (used)...hey that's even more proof the birth certificate is real. Actually, it's interesting that the barf bag appears to be one used in first class!
That says a lot, doesn't it!

[BlackJAC]

10:56 AM on 08/05/2009

Shouldn't that have been printed in orange crayon?

[garystartswithg]

05:31 PM on 08/04/2009

wow that clears up everything. clearly we owe brithers a big gay hug and a cosmo. each and every one. teabaggers too.

i feel so bad i ever doubted lou dobbs now. maybe he will go out on a date with me so we can patch things up.

[Talossa]

06:11 PM on 08/05/2009

"Brithers"? :-)

I knew there had to be a Jewish conspiracy in here somewhere!

[community1]

12:24 PM on 08/04/2009

False Rumours About Obama's Birth Certificate
http://www.sefermpost.com/sefermpost/2009/08/false-rumours-about-obamas-birth-certificate.html

Stop The Press! Here Are Obama Original Legal Documents
http://www.sefermpost.com/sefermpost/2009/08/stop-the-press-obama-original-legal-documents.html

[RBLRDR]

12:20 PM on 08/04/2009

Kenya makes a fine coffee bean indeed.

[wsmith29]

11:41 AM on 08/04/2009

Looks about as real as his Hawaiian birth certificate.

[peakbagger]

12:00 PM on 08/04/2009

Keep on trying ... someone is bound to believe you besides the crazies ... a little more invective might help your cause though ... from what I've seen so far you must rant and rave a little more to be considered a real birther ...

[Kremfresch]

12:26 PM on 08/04/2009

Yup, good luck with that whole insane racist thing.

[blaqntelligence]

09:46 AM on 08/05/2009

Oh my goodness, I addressed my comments below to peakbagger, so sorry.

They were intended for wsmith 29.