Who is the "I" in I Can't Believe It's Not Butter? Is that me saying I can't believe it or is that you saying that you can't believe it, therefore I have to try it? Let's say it is me, did you ever consider selling two different versions, one being...
Posted December 15, 2008 | 09:36:36 (EST)
1. Shouldn't you have jumped in front of that shoe?
2. Shouldn't you have jumped in front of that second shoe?
3. Second shoe = the one thrown after being removed from foot after first shoe was thrown.
4. Let's say people had three feet....
Posted October 28, 2008 | 09:32:49 (EST)
John McCain did not think it was necessary to get so specific with his brother Joe about things NOT TO DO during this historic election. However, in light of recent events he was forced to send him this memo:
Dear Joe,
I know how you can get...
Posted October 8, 2008 | 17:21:17 (EST)
Your momma got so forcefully impregnated against her will that now she has to be a momma again (because life begins then).
Your momma is so qualified to be Vice President that she agrees with my previous "snap" about rape.
Your grandfather is so old that he could very well...
Posted September 9, 2009 | 16:59:57 (EST)