Remember the old "Elephant Jokes"? "How do you know if there's been an elephant in your refrigerator?" "Look for footprints in the Jell-o." They were dumb jokes, but no moreso than South Carolina politics. Who is Alvin Greene, and where did he get the $10,440 to register his candidacy? And how did he win in a landslide without a campaign or even name recognition? Well, at least he's got that now.