Jonathan Schwarz has written for many publications, including the New Yorker, New York Times, Atlantic, Wall Street Journal, Slate, Esquire and Village Voice. He's also contributed material to Saturday Night Live and National Public Radio.

His website is named after something George Orwell once said: "Every joke is a tiny revolution."

Blog Entries by Jonathan Schwarz

Looking Back: Rumsfeld Privately Criticized Iraqi Prime Minister Maliki As Inferior To Mass Murderers

Posted July 22, 2008 | 11:22 AM (EST)


There's no question Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki has recently been giving the White House and John McCain heartburn. On Saturday in an interview with Der Spiegel he essentially endorsed Obama's plan to withdraw U.S. troops from Iraq. Then did it again today, right after speaking with Obama...

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David Broder Angrily Denounces People Named David Broder; "Journalism Is Being Destroyed By These Horrible Broders," Says Broder

Posted June 13, 2008 | 04:54 PM (EST)


Ken Silverstein of Harper's has discovered that Washington Post columnist David Broder has been spending time recently on the business lecture circuit. Among the groups to which he's spoken in the past few years are the National Association of Manufacturers, the Northern Virginia Association of Realtors, the American Council for...

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Rumsfeld Told His Media Committee Our Enemies Are So Dastardly That They Have Media Committees

Posted May 19, 2008 | 07:24 PM (EST)


Among the documents the New York Times pried loose from the Defense Department for their story on TV military analysts are the records from a December 12, 2006 meeting some of the analysts had with Donald Rumsfeld. It includes this Rumsfeld complaint:

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Politico's Roger Simon Rewrites Own History To Fluff McCain

Posted May 14, 2008 | 01:46 PM (EST)


It's not news that much of the corporate Washington press corps feels a burning love for John McCain. But it's still enjoyable to see the lengths to which they'll go for their political cuddlebunny. Take Roger Simon, chief political columnist for the Politico. Simon isn't just willing to...

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Jeffrey Goldberg Battles Manfully Against Internet's Glaring Flaws

Posted May 2, 2008 | 05:18 PM (EST)


Journalist Jeffrey Goldberg has a new blog at the Atlantic.

This is great news, because Goldberg is one of the few people anywhere willing to grapple with the horrible weaknesses of the internet. For instance, here's Goldberg writing in Slate in October, 2002 in support of the Iraq...

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Lie After Lie: What Colin Powell Knew Five Years Ago Today, and What He Told the World

Posted February 5, 2008 | 10:51 AM (EST)


Colin Powell presented the case against Iraq to the UN Security Council five years ago today, on February 5, 2003.

As much criticism as Powell has received for this--he calls it "painful" and something that will "always be a part of my record"--it hasn't been close to what's justified....

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Wow, We Suck

Posted September 14, 2007 | 06:30 PM (EST)


With the Bush administration clearly heading toward a catastrophic attack on Iran with little chance they'll be stopped, now is a good time to consider how much everyone involved in this process sucks.

By this I don't mean Bush blah Republicans blah suck. That's far too easy. Any...

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First They Came for the Bobbleheads, But I Did Not Speak Up, Because I Was Not a Bobblehead

Posted April 26, 2007 | 09:39 PM (EST)


whitesq.jpgAll right. I'm getting a little pissed off by all the criticism of Tim Russert. Everyone's jumping on him for saying this on Bill Moyers' show about the performance of the press on the WMD story:

RUSSERT: ...there were concerns expressed by other...
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America, America, God Shed His Crazy On Thee

Posted November 21, 2006 | 02:34 PM (EST)


I have a question.

It's this:

WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD'S OWN HOLY NIPPLES IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY?

My calm, measured inquiry is prompted by a new NY Times op-ed by Mark Moyar, a professor at the Marine Corps University. According to Moyar, it turns out Vietnam and...

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Five Civil Questions for Mark Salter and John McCain

Posted May 22, 2006 | 03:20 PM (EST)


Mr. Salter,

In a recent comment on the Huffington Post, you expressed your deep unhappiness about the recent events at the New School commencement. You stated Jean Rohe's remarks were "an act of vanity," and said she and other New School students may in the future become...

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