Want to make millions online? Get your hands on a celebrity's racist rant and start a website. Doesn't have to be in that order.

Bonus points if it's Mel Gibson.

It's hard to believe that less than five years have passed since Harvey Levin gave his gift of TMZ to...

David Cook. Kris Allen. Le DeWyze.

These are your past three "Idol" winners, America.

All demure, lilywhite males, certified safe for cougar- and tween-crush voting blocks.

Get used to it. The recent past is also the foreseeable future for a tiring franchise with an aging audience.

Milquetoast white guys? Yep....

I remember catching the "Lost" pilot when it first aired in the early aughts -- my how time flies! -- and that I changed the channel about 5 minutes in.

Being a sensitive television viewer, I just wasn't up for a harrowing doomed-airliner experience that didn't involve Leslie Nielsen. (I...