11/15/2010 12:37 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

"Nothing Improper Happened" with Mark Pastore

Shadowy beef boss Mark Pastore, face man for the powerful Pat LaFrieda meat cartel, was discovered by OzerskyTV agents lurking behind the scenes at the Rachael Ray Burger Bash last month, and subjected to a harsh interrogation by head OTV investigator Josh Ozersky. The interview was captured by OzerskyTV surveillance cameras and is presented uncut for the edification of a curious public. None of Pastore's statements have been verified by independent investigators, nor will they ever be.

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