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Julie Farby

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Liz Cheney's Solution To Bow-Gate: Choose Dick In 2012!

(4) Comments | Posted November 23, 2009 | 10:00 AM

Dick Cheney's golden-haired spawn Liz Cheney is full of great ideas. Like how if Obama really wanted to do the honorable thing, he'd take...

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2012 GOP Candidates as Diverse And Exciting as Their Ideas

(0) Comments | Posted October 27, 2009 | 3:26 PM

In the vast wasteland that is the 2012 GOP presidential landscape, fresh-faced stars join seasoned statesman to create a powerful right-wing juggernaut designed to bring down...

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Obama's Rx For Health Care: Pull Plug On Insurance Companies, Not Grandma

(0) Comments | Posted October 18, 2009 | 8:51 PM

Crazed, shrieking mobs of birthers, secessionists, and teabaggers are one thing. As annoying and demented as they may be, Barry knows these confederate flag-waving patriots simply can't help it if their brains don't function like the rest of us. Such feeble minds deserve our pity, not our scorn!

Not so...

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Right-Wing Demands Obama Fire Kevin Jennings for Helping Gay Teens Not Kill Themselves

(2) Comments | Posted October 16, 2009 | 12:09 AM

Kevin Jennings, Educator And Homosexual

Everyone knows, much like the thought of women working, the idea of homosexuals...

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New GOP Website Functions Much Like The Party: It Doesn't!

(0) Comments | Posted October 14, 2009 | 3:13 PM

Image Via Wonkette

Yo, yo waaaasup America? It's your off-the-hook, resident GOP dancing avatar Micheal Steele welcoming you to the hottest website on...

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Obama Uses Well-Placed Jokes, Vague Promises To Cool Off The Gays

(5) Comments | Posted October 12, 2009 | 3:49 PM

Okay, okay, since I guess he has no choice but to squeeze in those pesky, equal rights-seeking gays at some point, what better time than on the heels of his newfound Nobel clout and the Senate's soon-to-pass hate crime legislation that protects who else but the world's favorite rainbow-colored...

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Why Can't Obama Get Shoes--Not Nobels--Tossed at Him Like a Normal US President?

(3) Comments | Posted October 10, 2009 | 2:06 PM

OMG, did you hear the terrible, horrible Earth-shattering news? No, no not Iran launching nuclear warheads or deadly floods in the Philippines, but something far, far worse:...

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When the General Speaks, Ladies, Keep Your Ears Open and Mouths Shut!

(5) Comments | Posted October 8, 2009 | 5:34 PM

"Tell Me What To Do Big, Strong Man!"

Republicans in general hate it when pesky estrogen-filled ladies have jobs. As a result, they tend to do whatever they can to put them in their rightful place -- in the kitchen or...

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American Police Force: For All Your Sketchy, Private Security Needs!

(8) Comments | Posted October 3, 2009 | 2:34 PM

What do you get when you cross a terrifying, quasi-legal private security company with a fancy, unused public jail in some bumblef**k town in Montana?

Give up? Why, it's Hardin, Montana's American Police Force of course! For all your taking over empty jails in the middle of nowhere for mysterious...

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Sarah Palin's Much-Anticipated Assault On Literature Slated For November

(36) Comments | Posted October 2, 2009 | 10:47 AM

Rejoice America! The release date for Sarah Palin's much-anticipated new "book" has been moved up from spring 2010 to Nov. 17 because the world simply cannot wait one another second to devour all 400 wisdom-filled pages from Alaska's sexiest import.

Thanks to the tireless efforts of Sarah Palin and her...

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Et Tu, Blue Dogs?

(2) Comments | Posted October 1, 2009 | 3:38 PM

Everyone knows there's more than one way to eat a Reese's, but turns out there's also more than one option when it comes to a public option....

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Why Does Facebook Want to Kill Obama?

(1) Comments | Posted September 29, 2009 | 8:55 PM

OMG, what in sweet heavens has happened to our favoritest Facebook?

The once friendly and innocent social networking site has suddenly morphed into a dark and creepy...

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Sarah Brings Main Street to the Mainland... Err Close Enough

(13) Comments | Posted September 25, 2009 | 12:24 PM

And how did our lovely Alaskan doll do on her first ever trip to the magical land of Asia?? Did she dazzle the world’s...

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Fox News' Fave Man-Child Glenn Beck Hits The Big TIME!

(0) Comments | Posted September 18, 2009 | 8:58 PM

Oooooh, golden-haired angel of truth Glenn Beck has landed on the cover of TIME magazine!! Do you understand what this means people? It means the true patriots of...
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No-Name Bush Speechwriter's "Tell-All" Magnum Opus Will Save Journalism!

(1) Comments | Posted September 16, 2009 | 4:05 PM

Some speechwriter for George W. Bush you've never heard of named Matt Latimer, who had the joy -- no, the privilege -- of serving El Presidente numero 43 during the tail-end...
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And The Runners-Up For The Republican Innapropriate Behavior Contest Are...

(0) Comments | Posted September 11, 2009 | 8:03 PM

In all the excitement over Joe Wilson's tremendous feat of making himself and his dear party look like a bunch of mindless heathens during the president's speech to America, it is easy to forget the efforts of fellow conservative stars and statesmen Lindesy Graham and Eric Cantor, who earned...

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The Higher Power of Those in Power

(1) Comments | Posted September 8, 2009 | 4:57 PM

For a country founded firmly on the separation of church and state, America's colorful flock of lawmakers...
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Rod Blagojevich Unleashes the Page-Turning Truth on America!

(2) Comments | Posted September 3, 2009 | 8:37 PM


OMG, this is the moment all of America--no, make that all of the world--has been waiting for! The truth about about what really happened to Illinois'...

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Will Sarah Palin Quit on Asia Too?

(4) Comments | Posted August 31, 2009 | 5:58 PM

Guess who's going to Asia? That's right! America's cuddly ice bunny from the Snowy North is heading to the Far East -- to Hong Kong (of all places) --...
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No-Drama Obama's Rules to Live by

(0) Comments | Posted August 26, 2009 | 1:39 PM

For a guy who has to deal with getting called Hitler, a Nazi, a secret Muslim terrorist, an illegal alien from Kenya, and a socialist demonchild on...
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