When the General Speaks, Ladies, Keep Your Ears Open and Mouths Shut!
"Tell Me What To Do Big, Strong Man!"
Republicans in general hate it when pesky estrogen-filled ladies have jobs. As a result, they tend to do whatever they can to put them in their rightful place -- in the kitchen or in the hospital -- to fulfill their God-given duty of popping out babies.
Sometimes these snide, misogynist-tinged beliefs come in the form of official National Republican Congressional Committee press releases bashing some dumb floozy named Nancy who had the ovaries big enough to question the sound advice of a man. And not just any man -- the rough 'n' tumble definition of raw masculinity and testosterone-fueled manhood by the name of Gen. Stanley McChrystal.
The enlightened statement from NRCC Communications Director and consummate gentleman Ken Spain, "General Pelosi has no problem sacrificing her own credibility as the Obama administration and liberals in Congress attempt to walk back a strategy they strongly advocated just months ago. Nancy Pelosi continues to make party politics a higher priority than our national security."
"Rather than listening to a four-star general's assessments on Afghanistan, General Pelosi somehow believes she is better suited to craft our country's military policy. If Nancy Pelosi's failed economic policies are any indicator of the effect she may have on Afghanistan, taxpayers can only hope McChrystal is able to put her in her place."
Aww, hell yeah! Now take your tight little ass back where it belongs and make me some dinner. Did you not hear me or something?? I said MOVE WOMAN!
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Julie your point is well proven. Texas has over 53,000 New Teenage Mothers just this year. Isn't their Sex Education Progam working great. They just got more Funding to continue their education methods.
Whoops, double-post, my bad.
Absolutely! That should go for both liberal women and men. They are both characteristically appeasing and effete. Politically, their focus is social engineering. Given the success of the Civil Rights Movement, they have essentially outlived their usefulness.
You clearly have no idea what 'liberal' actually means.
Love it, Ms. Farby! Hilarious but true.
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