What do Barack Obama and Woody Allen have in common? It's too early to tell, but maybe American Apparel didn't learn its $5 million lesson and will be bold enough to license one of Leibovitz's Obama photos from the future Art Capital collection for yet another shock billboard campaign....

Hurray for the First Amendment! Now it's time for Second Amendment games. The recent 9th Circuit Court of Appeals decision to overturn the prohibition of violent video games sales to fragile, impressionable California youth has dealt a blow to the budget-celebratory Governator by telling him to take his Nanny...

While I wish I wasn't looking for additional part-time work outside of my current full-time employment, I have been browsing the occasional job site as I ponder this inevitable necessity of additional income in raising a young family. Even in these "economic times," I have tried to maintain the "audacity...

Happy 2000 and the 9mm!

Yep. My prediction is this will be the Year of the Handgun. The reflective half of the palindrome of the Roman numeral for 2009, MMIX, is 9mm when using the right mirror. That's destiny in the making baby! Go get one while you can.

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Just as the Commonwealth has borrowed role reversals from the Roman Saturnalia festival, this year we need to import an extended version of the tradition to America. My proposal follows: Legislative members of both houses of Congress must find a family in the "final throes" of foreclosure within their...

While the Lame Duck Express remains stalled at the intersection of Hubris, Greed, and Religion as the country spirals into a near Depression, someone else has decided to honk his horn at this ideological crossroad. Forget the ghost-written pontifications of McCain-made-me-feel-"dirty"-Joe-the-Plumber, meet Joe the Deacon. That's Joe...

The debate is over and here come the video responses. Larry Flynt and SNL aren't alone in their election opportunism, many an enterprising YouTuber has uploaded distractions aplenty before the debate to clutter your results.

Check out this one.

Sadly, one would think GooTube would allow you to sort...