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Karen Kelly

Posted: November 16, 2010 01:56 PM

I have many madras-shorts-paisley-shirt-pink-and-green-monogram-Fair isle-sweater memories of growing up in Andover, Massachusetts in the 1960s and 1970s. Some of the sweetest center around life in the Andover public school system, before my parents shipped me off to girl's school for finishing, or finishing off, depending on how you look at it. Three of the most vivid of the kaleidoscope of recollections I have took place in the school lunchroom:

  1. The day my First True Love, Joey Goldstein, accidentally on purpose touched my hand as we took our trays to hold helpings of government cheese rations, wax beans (the slimy yellow ones), carboliscious mashed potatoes with brown meat sauce and "fruited gelatin";
  2. The exuberant cafeteria-wide applause every time some poor slob dropped his tray; and,
  3. A concoction whose name is indigenous to New England, which was served whenever the cafeteria ladies had reached the end of their ropes or the bottom of their larders, whichever came first: American Chop Suey. For you rubes, that's over cooked elbow macaroni (sensually swelled to four times its original size), ground beef, sweet tomato sauce, reconstituted dried onion and bits of green peppers all mixed together in a giant vat and served on a plate along with a 2-inch by 2-inch white dinner roll. And yes, friends, it was as delicious as it sounds.


A quick look at the menus today -- still reassuringly published in the Andover Townsman -- tells me that times have changed. Sure, there's still plenty of carb loading going on, but the selection of those carbs is mind-boggling. For instance, on Wednesday November 17th you can choose between classic breaded fish sticks, something called a Rib-a-Q on roll (sounds like competition for McDonald's recently reintroduced McRib), or nachos topped with beef and/or veggies, cheese & salsa. Be sure to enjoy a side of chicken & rice soup, roasted red bliss potatoes, and fresh fruit with that. If you don't like the main course you can visit the school deli, taco table, pasta bar, or grill station.

For those of us who endured not only American Chop Suey but Salisbury steak served with Harvard beets as well, this cornucopia may sound palate pleasing and even healthy (Veggies! Fresh fruit!). So why is it that today, being a fat kid (there, I said it) is not unusual -- it seems to be the new normal. I recall exactly one plus-sized child in my class (whose name I remember but will not mention here). And her girth was considered to be very weird. As a result this perfectly sweet little girl was on the unfortunate receiving end of snide remarks and nasty jokes (perhaps, ironically, compelling children prone to over indulgence to curb their desire for extra after school snacks, for fear of becoming a similar target). Everyone else was either thin or at least regular sized.

Maybe the cafeterias are to blame. According to a study from the University of Michigan published in March 2010, middle school children who eat school lunches were more likely to be overweight or obese (38.8 percent vs. 24.4 percent), develop poorer eating habits, and have high levels of "bad" cholesterol compared to kids who brown bag it. More specifically, children who ate school meals were more than twice as likely to consume fatty meats (25.8 percent vs. 11.4 percent) and sugary drinks (36 percent vs. 14.5 percent), and far fewer fruits and vegetables (16.3 percent vs. 91.2 percent) than those who brought food from home.

The most revealing line in the press release from UMHS is this, however: "There are other, potentially confounding issues that [the research] team are teasing out, including whether there is a possible correlation between socioeconomic status and heart health in children of low-income families who take advantage of free school meal programs."

I don't think this is confounding at all. When you leave any decision, especially one that should be personal or parental, up to the state, the results are bound to be pretty disappointing -- no matter how well intended the professional do-gooders writing menus and proclaiming moral-nutritional superiority may be. In fact, in my experience, the more sanctimonious the meddler is, the worse the results of their actions turn out to be. And don't get me started on how the USDA's agricultural interests influence what's served in school cafeterias.

As any parent can tell you, martial law would need to be declared before a kid consistently eats whatever the definition du jour of perfectly healthy is. "As a parent, you're not completely sure what you're packing in their lunches is what they are actually consuming; foods can be traded or they can get snacks from vending machines, so it can be hard to know what they are putting into their bodies," says Elizabeth Jackson, M.D., MPH, assistant professor of internal medicine at the U-M Health System and an author of the study.

Yet despite their free will to swap an orange for a donut, brown bag lunchers are still in better shape than those being fed by their schools. Jackson adds -- and this is crucial -- "that parents can help shape food choices by modeling good eating behaviors at home and on the go." Perhaps some of them already are, given her study's findings.

Looking back at the menus of Andover Middle School (nee Andover West Junior High) the other big difference I notice between the meals I had and those being served now is the mind-boggling choice children are given -- grill stations, pasta and sandwich bars, along with three main courses to decide between. Bounty can be a dangerous thing. It's very easy to avoid the veggies and fruit in favor of the faux barbecue on a roll, bread, corn chips, cheese and cake. Making every sort of food under the sun available at lunch is a trend not just in Andover but also at public high schools across the country.

Catering (literally) to the fickle appetites of school kids also sends them another dubious message: school-aged students, you deserve to eat whatever you like best. If you don't like what's being served, there are ten other choices for you, little darlings. Still not happy? Aw gee, then check out the vending machines in the hallway!

That wasn't possible when I was a kid -- if you didn't like what the cafeteria was dishing out on a particular day or week, your mom either packed up leftovers, or a homemade sandwich and an apple; or, if there was no time or mom forgot you hated meatloaf, you just didn't eat a lot of what was being served. Neither are recipes for obesity.

Okay, I have a confession: when I first received and read through the menus at my son's nursery school I was appalled. We live in a town my friend Michael calls "tony" (he says this in a vaguely accusatory tone, not an awe-struck one) and Bix attends a well-endowed private, not inexpensive pre-K institution. I thought that they could do better than, "sliced potatoes, sliced hot dog, diced carrots, peaches in light syrup," or "apple slices, cheese sandwich, baked beans, pudding," for lunch. Where were the baby greens and organic chicken tenders? The seasonal, local berries and Greek yogurt? Oh. That's right. At my house.

After taking note of the fact that there are no overweight children in my son's class, including those who receive government aid (there goes the socioeconomic argument about who's fat and who's not) I realized that serving a very limited selection of simple food isn't such a bad idea after all. The school's head mistress allows parents to bring cold food replacements for lunch but there's no swapping out food until each individual kid is perfectly happy with his or her meal. This old-fashioned approach demonstrates to children that there are times, such as during the school day, that food is simply fuel. And it teaches that life isn't about always being happy with or even having an endless array of "choices." Food is not and shouldn't be the center of life (you know, "eat to live, don't live to eat").

Which brings me back to another important function of the lunchroom that we over look in our focus on what and how much to serve -- ultimately, it's not just about the food. Those 45 minutes are a break to relax and talk with friends in relative freedom. It's about blowing off steam when someone trips over their own two feet causing his tray of mac-and-cheese to go flying -- and learning how to deal with temporary humiliation if it's your turn to lose the lunch. Oh yes, and it's also about Joey Goldstein brushing against your arm, your eyes locking with his for a moment, and falling dumb struck in love.

Fun Lunch, With Love From Home

There's a good case for children to bring their lunch from home, so finding quick meals to pack up makes sense for busy parents. Laurie David's wonderful new book The Family Dinner, is generously dotted with recipes that help even the most overwhelmed of us make a yummy lunch to go quickly -- and they're so much fun to mix up it won't be hard to enlist the kids to help. Like Laurie says, when children are part of meal prep, they're more likely to eat it. These ideas should get your creative juices flowing:

  • Last night's stir fry veggies mixed with drained and rinsed canned black beans and a drizzle of tahini makes tasty fillers for a whole-wheat wraps.
  • Angel hair pasta with broccoli and Parmesan cheese tastes just as good at room temperature as it does hot.
  • Baked potato stuffed with shredded cheddar cheese (vegan versions are also good) and steamed broccoli or spinach can be zapped in the cafeteria microwave.
  • Couscous, grape tomatoes, chopped fresh parsley, black olives, and feta cheese is nutritious and fast -- it only takes 5 minutes to cook these tiny pasta dots.
  • Left over roasted chicken shredded over a romaine lettuce and tomato salad holds up until lunchtime.
  • Put it on a stick: lunch meat, cubes of cheese, and cut up fruits and veggies plunged onto wooden skewers are fun to make and eat. A side of hummus makes a great dip.
 
 
 
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mlaiuppa
Pres. Sarcasm Society. Like we need your approval.
01:43 AM on 11/18/2010
$.

Cafeterias used to cook food. Elementary, Junior High, High school. Every school had a cafeteria and they cooked food.

Now, they only serve food. Any cooking takes place at a central high school, which then ships to the feeder middle and elementary schools. Funding to feed students hasn't kept pace with the cost of living. I think they get $1.25 to feed students. Our students also have "breakfast in the classroom" and during instructional time. It's all pre-processed packaged stuff.

There is plenty of salt, fat and high fructose corn syrup in the ingredients.

Schools still rely on government surplus. Cheese is real big.

There was no free or reduced lunch when I was growing up. Since we couldn't afford to buy a hot lunch at school I brown bagged my entire school life.

As a teacher, I still brown bag. I used to buy an occasional lunch, but when the cafeterias stopped cooking and started shipping, the quality and selection just wasn't there. And now I simply can't afford to buy lunch. So I brown bag. It's healthier for me anyway since I don't consume HFCS anymore.
02:13 AM on 11/17/2010
No kids' access to microwaves at our schools. There is only one in the teacher's lounge, and it is sometimes too late to heat your food if you were not the first teacher through the door and several brought microwavable food that day.

I did used to send my kids to school with homemade soup in their thermoses. Does anybody use those anymore?
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MKWewer
12:50 PM on 11/17/2010
I actually looked for a thermos for my husband the other day and it was dang near impossible to find one...my mom used to put soup in my Muppets thermos on cold days...it was awesome....
02:01 PM on 11/17/2010
Yeah, even 25 years ago it was hard to find a wide-mouthed one for soup. I liked the wide-mouthed ones for better cleaning, even when used for drinks.
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mlaiuppa
Pres. Sarcasm Society. Like we need your approval.
01:45 AM on 11/18/2010
Aladdin makes a nice wide mouth thermos for soup. Some of the Bento box articles are made to keep soup hot also.

Do a search on amazon for Mr. Bento and Aladdin.
Maryelens
News please, not gossip.
01:43 AM on 11/17/2010
Reality check. Where do you think most working parents are going to find the time to become more educated about nutrition? Certainly, you might be aware that a large percentage of homes are headed by single parents, who most likely do not have post-secondary education. Financing nutrition is a real problem in a lot of homes these days. Those local berries and Greek yogurt are just not within the budget of many people. I don't mean to rain on your parade. It is true that for certain parents this type of involvement in nutrition and good living is a daily dish. For others, it's just out of reach. A good number of school districts, are doing more with less, and struggle to provide for kids who only get to eat at school - because, at home, there is simply NO money for ANY food, healthful or not.
09:04 AM on 11/17/2010
I don't think this article is saying that the poor or working class are being forced to eat "bad / unhealthy" foods because they can't afford good. Instead the article is pointing out that schools are offering too many choices and not focusing on simple, nourishing, healthy foods.

Bye the way, both my parents worked when I was growing up, frequently at two jobs. Yet they somehow found the time, and money to provide me with healthy food. Healthy doesn't mean expensive. Working parents need to realize that it is their responsibility to find the time to become more educated about nutrition.
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Karen Kelly
10:31 AM on 11/17/2010
Thank you Cubbie Man, that is exactly what I am saying. I think the authors' of the study I quote may be saying there is some connection between being poor and overweight. I am not convinced.
05:27 PM on 11/17/2010
If you have kids, you find a way to get things done no matter what your situation. Most of us had working parents or dealt with an out of work parent at one time. Educating people on nutrition can go a very long way and can actually save a lot of money.
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realitytrumpsbull
two 'alves of coconut!
12:02 AM on 11/17/2010
What's wrong with good old-fashioned peanut butter and jelly, and maybe an apple or a banana, and a can of juice, or a carton of milk, and some grapes or something like that? Even better, make sandwiches that are more 'deli' with onions, pickles, and other inexpensive yet still fairly nutritious components, and even use wheat bread. There's a lot of ways to do this job, without spending a lot of money, bankrupting the taxpayers, or trying to force the school system to serve 4-course meals on a cheeseburger budget. Food's not cheap, but you don't have to spend a lot, to get quality.  3 carrots, paper sack, 2 hard-boiled eggs, and a piece of last night's meatloaf=good food, maybe not gourmet, but within budget. And, when talking about government functions, such as schools, it's all about budget these days. Eat your rock soup and like it, Junior! ;)
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April Pells
07:16 AM on 11/17/2010
PB&Js are contraband at a lot of schools because of peanut allergies. But, I agree with you. Kids need to get over being able to eat whatever they feel like. I'm not sure why society started catering to children's pickiness, but it's time to start putting our collective feet down.
11:28 PM on 11/16/2010
Haha my mom made chop suey exactly like that once a week. Yes it was delicious. We always had bread n butter with it, it was freaking tasty
01:56 AM on 11/17/2010
My mom made it. I loved it. But, we didn't have green peppers in ours.

Never had this at school.
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notdarkyet
End the Drug War.
11:19 PM on 11/16/2010
When my daughter attended elementary school in a very rural area, every child had to bring their lunch. The school had decided that the cost associated with running a school cafeteria (buildings, kitchens, maintenance, help, utilities) was better spent in the class room. I thought it was a great idea and I never heard anyone complain. Since all the kids brought their lunch there was never a pressure of some kids buying lunch and not others. Plus I believe they all ate better. I volunteered all the time at this school during lunch for recess duty so I got a first hand look three days a week.
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Karen Kelly
08:18 AM on 11/17/2010
what a GREAT story notdarkyet! THANK YOU for posting!
05:29 PM on 11/17/2010
WHAT!!! Parents had to feed their own children?! How dare the school system palm off those kids on the parents!
08:57 PM on 11/16/2010
This is what happens when kids are treated like adults and adults are treated like kids.

Ask any parent if they want their kid to have just one choice: American Chop Suey or do they want their kid to have the same selection as the parent gets at their favorite restaurant. Most parents would pick the extensive menu over the single item. Then when the "state" complies we blame the state for an exuberant menu.
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grailknight
is happily godless
08:46 PM on 11/16/2010
What sort of daily exercise are these kids getting? Has PE been cut? Do the kids burn off the calories in the school yard after eating?
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Karen Kelly
08:52 PM on 11/16/2010
The Andover schools have PE, and a lot of sports teams as well. While exercise is important, before the 1980s I don't remember anyone going to a "gym" to "work out" and people were thinner (stats show this over and over). My parents, for example, never went to a gym and worked out for an hour a day - they worked around the house and tossed a ball around with us kids. Ultimately, I think we eat too much - way more than we expend (at least those of us who are over weight do) and schools in giving all this choice actually encourage a culture of over eating; this is what I am saying. Perhaps parents do too, but we really can't control what parents do. We should be concerned about the food-centric culture of lunchtime at schools. I know this sounds ironic, but as I say in what I thought was a light hearted way, lunchtime is also a break time. By giving kids all these choices we are encouraging them to focus on food too much.
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grailknight
is happily godless
09:30 PM on 11/16/2010
I didn't mean a Turnverein workout. When I was a kid, after eating, it was playground games in the schoolyard, dodge, kickball, touch football, tag, jumprope, hop scotch. I don't disagree that eating too much is a core isssue, but it can be ameliorated with less emphasis on the mania of testing and where its been cut, reinstituting PE. A sound body and mind work hand in hand!
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dadw5boys
Disabled Vietnam Vet
08:24 PM on 11/16/2010
The Free Lunch Breakfast Program is such a lie few if any of those who qualify take part in it and the schools know it because the poor kids ride the buses and the kids that eat the breakfast are driven to school by thier parents.

School Busess arrive just in time for the kids to get to thier first class no time to stop by the lunch room for a egg and cheese bisquit. I cooked every morning and once I ask if they could just buy one of the breakfast at school and they told me how it works.
Ask your kids they know the system and how it works.
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kyeshinka
07:35 PM on 11/16/2010
Thanks for the menu at the end of the article.
T-Haight
What was wrong with federalism?
06:57 PM on 11/16/2010
Maybe Nintendo, XBox, and PlayStation have something to do with it.
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Karen Kelly
06:36 PM on 11/16/2010
I'm so happy I have started a discussion on this page! Thank you for all your comments, even to those who think I'm not very bright. I'm grateful I hit a nerve! I agree that children don't get as much exercise as they used to but the bottom line is that no amount of running around after school, during recess or in gym class can counter the damage done by eating too much. The calorie-in/calorie-out equation doesn't always compute. My point here is that schools (and the USDA which influences the amount of cheese and dairy provided in schools, among other things), in catering to the food whims of children (whether they exist or not) are contributing to a culture of over eating. Finally, while some parents make bad choices for their children (including choices you might agree with today but might end up to be bad in the end), the state really isn't much better, especially when its interests are tied to the dairy, meat and other agricultural industries who do not actually have the welfare of children first and foremost in their hearts and minds.
06:24 PM on 11/16/2010
Where do your kids go to school where they have access to a microwave and wouldn't get suspended for having wooden skewers?
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Karen Kelly
06:30 PM on 11/16/2010
That's very funny - most middle schools I've visited have microwaves; as for the skewers, I actually had the same thought. But I think they'd get through the metal detector. Thank you for your comment - and what's your fave cafeteria lady memory?
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notdarkyet
End the Drug War.
11:22 PM on 11/16/2010
You are correct on the microwaves. Most schools now do make them available.
02:02 PM on 11/17/2010
Mine are still in elementary school, so maybe next year they can warm up their food. The skewers are more than likely on the banned list…or will be.

Really don't have a favorite cafeteria lady moment, but looking back I feel lucky that I ran into several that actually enjoyed and took pride in their job. My kids' current nutrition coordinator however, well she's just insane. She's more the food safety type (ban all parties, homemade cupcakes on kid's birthdays, fundraisers, etc.) Yeah, she's a peach.
06:05 PM on 11/16/2010
You are not very bright, are you? The obvious answer is that kids spend all their time on their butt playing video games and surfing the net and texting. Parents have turned the reins over to their kids and let them do what they want for as long as they want.

And I would like to know how YOU became privy to which families get government aid.
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Karen Kelly
06:13 PM on 11/16/2010
Thank you for your thoughtful comment!
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Karen Kelly
10:37 AM on 11/17/2010
Also, just to clarify, you're saying that children don't eat too much and they could burn off the 2500-3500 calories they eat each day now (on average) by running around after school.

Second, YOU don't know me, so naturally, you wouldn't know that the school is small, as is my son's class, and I am actively involved in the school. We know the percentage of children who receive aid, and this aid is spread across children in every class in school. So it is very safe to assume using logic, that some of the 25% of children in the school are in my son's class. My own eyes tell me none of the children in his class are overweight.
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vim876
12:12 PM on 11/17/2010
Your eyes cannot tell you if there are 'overweight' children in the class. Only the scale can. Look at the BMI Project: http://kateharding.net/bmi-illustrated/
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purenergy
04:38 PM on 11/16/2010
How about requiring all "food products" be free of MSG, HFCS, and Soy since they are all know to cause obesity and endocrine problems in scientific studies. MSG is actually commonly used by researchers to create an obese group of rats for testing. How can scientist know that it causes obesity and then allow it to be put in our food supply unlabeled. Did you know that "natural flavors" can be 50% MSG? The use of MSG began in the 50's and has doubled every decade since.