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Kari Gremore
Kari Gremore is a writer and elbow model. She also trains snails. To do backflips and slime.

Entries by Kari Gremore

Anachronistic Jesus

(1) Comments | Posted April 10, 2013 | 2:00 PM

Jesus Christ bit into his Chick fil-A sandwich, giving thanks for the time travel machine that the Father Almighty had invented -- or rather the one Noah had unknowingly invented. Technicalities, technicalities.

Tsssk... Technicalities. There wasn't anything Jesus hated more...

Looking around him, Jesus thought the people of 2013...

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An All-American Tea Party

(0) Comments | Posted October 26, 2010 | 1:26 PM

Bob Rut and Billy Rucker were having what they liked to call an American tea party.

They sat in the dimly lit living room watching TV, as they drank whiskey straight from the bottle.

Bob sat on the couch, pants unbuttoned, belly bulging over his belt, cigarette in one hand,...

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