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All's Falwell That Ends...

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whitesq.jpgWe are holding down the partying until three days pass,
just in case Jer comes back rolls back the stone,
sees his shadow and it's 73 more years of torturing gay people.
So no singing of Ding dong the Witch is Dead
[which is an insult to those good women] just yet.

And at the party, no Teletubbies will be harmed.