Kate Clinton

Kate Clinton

Posted December 22, 2008 | 10:55 AM (EST)

Too Big To Fail

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So much for no-drama Obama. This holiday season we got an early gift stuffed in our fishnet stocking. Clinton at least waited until after his inauguration to throw us under the Straight Talk Express bus with Don't Ask, Don't Tell.

As you have no doubt heard, Barack Obama invited Rick Warren to give the invocation at his inauguration. Warren is the new breed of kinder gentler mega-pastor, who, and it pains him to say this, opposes women's choice and homosexuals. Other Talibangelicals* are furious at Warren for accepting the invitation. Or envious. Which is a sin.

In an explanation of laughably transparent disproportion Obama said, "Look, he invited me to speak at his church a few years ago. So I'm inviting him to speak at my inauguration." Why not just have a hoops play date instead?

Warren had sermonized from his Southern California pulpit in favor of Prop Hate using the standard child abuse, bestiality and pedophilia lies. When gay protestors picketed his house after the election, he told a heart-warming story about how he had gone out to them and offered them coffee and doughnuts. Call me ungrateful, but I'd rather have my civil rights than a French cruller.

We, the 70% of the gay vote for Obama, are told it's no big deal. It's not a cabinet appointment; it's just a prayer. And p.s. we didn't get a gay cabinet appointment. We are told to wake up and smell the political coffee. This is what it means to reach out to the other side. We are told to grow up.

And we gay people keep saying we're just like straight people. We are not. We are much more tolerant. We have been putting up with their tiresome phobia for long enough. What are they afraid of? Why must they drag out Bible stories to justify their fears? Quit drinking. Stop watching online porn for a minute. Go to therapy. Quit taking it out on us.

Let's have some real gay balls after this inauguration. The gay movement is too big to fail. That's exactly what they are afraid of.


*Thank you Jim David

 
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so perhaps we should bail out the gay movement because its too big to fail?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:14 AM on 12/23/2008
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"We are much more tolerant."

Except of the people who don't agree on this issue...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:07 PM on 12/22/2008
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When's the last time someone spent millions of dollars on a ballot initiative to tear apart your family?

Come back with an answer, and we'll talk.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:37 PM on 12/23/2008
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Obviously you didn't get my point...which was how does YOUR response to my post make you "much more tolerant" than people such as myself??

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:53 PM on 12/23/2008
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Great Post

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:45 PM on 12/22/2008
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Kate, thanks from Olympia washington who still remembes your last visit with big smiles.

You hit it on the head. Its our event on the 20Th as much as anyone. Its surely not the righteous intolerant non Christians, who nip and growl at the heels of all that is decent.

They live in their own hell and they want us to join their true believer hell as well. They always look for eternal life and heaven, elsewhere, they live in hell here, always afraid, always irrational always destroying. We shall over come, I believe in my heart. We have come so far from 1967 and San Francisco, who would think we can even marry in any state.

Obama has a long way to go to that moment of perfect understanding and perhaps this uproar of pain and tears will hit him over the head and wake him up. Who knows.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:08 PM on 12/22/2008

dont forget "too big to jail" because thats what comes next. cheney, bush, etal will escape prison because they are far too important to allow to actually suffer consequences for their actions.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:37 AM on 12/22/2008
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