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The 'Do I Really Need A Man?' Checklist

Posted: 05/07/2012 12:20 pm

It's been six months since my third husband moved out. After noting all of the feelings and the extra workload, I've decided to make a personal checklist of things I need from a man and things I don't. It seems like the right thing to do at the end of an era like mine.

I'm certainly not going to be staggering down another aisle in an off-white gown. At this point, I'd have to buy gifts for my family and friends, just to have them show up. "Please, come to another one of my weddings, mom and dad, there's a salad bowl in it for you from my second marriage, or is that one from the first?" So, I can check "marriage" off my list. Besides the fact that I also feel that marriage equals compromise, which also equals expectations, which equals disappointment. I pretty much see the end before it even starts. The one good thing about marriage is the tax break. Thanks government, for making something so archaic have a price tag.

A few days after the ex moved out, I was so filled with anxiety thinking, "How am I going to manage taking care of the back and front yard by myself?" Thankfully, I was driving by a gardener when this heart palpitation started. I gasped, flagged him down, got his card and gave him my address. The next day he and his partner showed up, and what took my ex all weekend, every weekend, took them half an hour on a Thursday morning. They mowed and blowed all my worry into the "yard waste only" can and I was able to sleep like a baby again. Check off "I need a man to take care of the yard." The reality is, having two men for that job rocks!

So what about sex? I love it, I think it's really important, I just don't feel like I need a partner to help me pull it off. Certainly with all of the STDs out there, I'm not interested in getting anything else I don't already have. It's more than creepy to think of bringing anyone home that hasn't earned the right to my body or my emotions. I believe in sleeping in the center of my bed, and enjoying the entire space of me. I believe in the safety of numbers, but when it comes to sex, nothing is safer than being by yourself. Check off "I need a man for sex." Just keep the electricity bill paid and all is good.

Speaking of bills... do I really need a man to help me pay for them? No. I need a job to help me pay my bills. I've actually become more motivated than ever to make that happen. Having a dude around, with his job and paycheck, is actually an enabler to keep the wife under a false sense of security, without means to support herself if "he just didn't feel like being married anymore" or "he died." Both of which I find to be very much the same thing. So to all you women out there in a good marriage or a bad one, get a paying job. It will help if things go awry. As soon as I get one, I'll check it off the list.

I guess the last thing would be companionship. Can I just say that I'm chock full of it? I am on hyper overload with relationships. I have a wonderful family and great close friends that I barely have enough time for. I have more "friends," thanks to facebook, than I know what to do with. I thought I left all you people in high school!! Now, I have to make plans with close friends a month or two in advance.

I'm a single mom with a full life and a dismantled train wreck of a career that I'm working diligently on getting back on track. Where's the time for companionship? I'm thinking when I slow down (somewhere in my seventies, probably eighties) I won't care as much about the compromise or the yard or sex or bills. I mean, it might be fun to listen to some old codger's life story in a rocking chair, or not.

The wonderful thing about love is that it is all around us, all the time. It's not locked in one person or one thing, it's everywhere. I know it's a rich, wonderful world and I've been in love quite a few times. I have the divorce decrees and a beautiful child to prove it. I will not put myself under the cloud of failure, for I have given all of myself to love, several times. I know that now is the time to fall in love with me, and remind myself that I was a whole person before I met "my other halves or quarters." I just have to fill in my fear with trust, and have the faith that exclaims, "Yes, I am enough, and I can do this without a man as my guide or as my barometer of success."

Just because I realize that I personally don't need a man doesn't mean I hate men. I will always pray for them and things like peace on earth, and for hunger and disease to be a nightmare of the past. I try to read at least one sentence of The Desiderata every day, and I thoroughly desire a healthy life for myself and all those men (and women) around me.

So, to be clear, I love men. I think they are wild and crazy, industrious and whimsical, predictable and mysterious -- oh wait, that's women. Although, really, it's men too. They are the unicorn to our pegasus, and though I will never quite understand their way of thinking, they may never quite get mine, either. We are different, but of the same herd. Besides, I don't need to figure them out, it's not my job. What I do know, is that they can survive on their own, just as well as I can. For me, that's enough.

 
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It's been six months since my third husband moved out. After noting all of the feelings and the extra workload, I've decided to make a personal checklist of things I need from a man and things I don't...
It's been six months since my third husband moved out. After noting all of the feelings and the extra workload, I've decided to make a personal checklist of things I need from a man and things I don't...
 
 
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01:29 PM on 07/02/2012
The term "need" is prevalent throughout this piece. Sadly, it is used incorrectly, which may explain why her relationships have failed. Relationships are based on "wants" or expectations and not needs. For example, people do not need to get married and do not need to have children and do not need to live in a large house with a large yard they do not know how to maintain. It sounds as if this woman's "wants" superseded her partner's expectations. She admits she doesn't want to compromise and, well, that is step one to failure in any relationship. At least she is lucky enough to have a father to her child who can pay child support and she comes from a family who can financially support her, if needed. Her thoughts are not realistic for people who want to make a relationship work and for those who are in a challenging relationship, particularly one that involves children, and cannot simply quit because they don't want to compromise. On a side note, I do find it interesting that it took her three times to realize that she could not maintain an enduring relationship. For many it only takes one time to leave that lasting mark.
05:55 PM on 06/10/2012
I get all what you are saying and got to admit you are so right on most of the subjects you mention, also I think that even if you had 3 or so bad lucks doesn't mean it will always be that way. However, smart out look on life. If you are meant to find the right guy you will, however if not it's not a big deal, if you want a child or another child you can adopt, you help others and you prove you can do everything a man can do.
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Kathleen Kinmont
12:09 PM on 06/26/2012
Thank you, I appreciate your thoughtful sentiment.
10:08 AM on 06/08/2012
Well said! I've seen too many women lately who have been out of the workforce for a while and then suddenly finding themselves alone and dazed and scrambling to find their new normal. You are a great source of hope for them (and darn funny too!).
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Kathleen Kinmont
12:09 PM on 06/26/2012
I really appreciate that. Thank you!
12:37 PM on 06/05/2012
Reading her articles in reverse, but must say MORE GENIUS:

"Having a dude around, with his job and paycheck, is actually an enabler to keep the wife under a false sense of security, without means to support herself if 'he just didn't feel like being married anymore' or 'he died.' Both of which I find to be very much the same thing. So to all you women out there in a good marriage or a bad one, get a paying job. It will help if things go awry."

LOVE this:

"The wonderful thing about love is that it is all around us, all the time. It's not locked in one person or one thing, it's everywhere." So true!

EXACTLY:

"I just have to fill in my fear with trust, and have the faith that exclaims, 'Yes, I am enough, and I can do this without a man as my guide or as my barometer of success."

Kathleen Kinmont writes in an unapologetic, tongue-in-cheek way, using humor to soften the blow of her astute assertions. Many, many women DO hand over the reigns of their lives in support of the goals and careers of the men in their lives. Obviously, women who are mothers do the same for their children; nothing wrong with either decision, but...

When the marriage / relationship fails, then what? Financial problems, lost careers, forgotten goals... Important discussion for women!
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Kathleen Kinmont
01:22 PM on 06/07/2012
"When The Marriage/Relationship Fails, Then What?" I think you've helped me find the next blog!
And thank you again for your glowing review! You made my day.
02:22 AM on 06/05/2012
i sometimes get the feeling that these HP divorce blog forums are frequented by people who are in unhappy marriages and in extreme denial about it, looking for opportunities to make themselves feel better by condescending and scorning the bloggers or anybody else willing to provide open and honest commentary about their relationship disappointments...
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Kathleen Kinmont
01:17 PM on 06/07/2012
I think you've hit the jackpot! There will always be controversy regarding marriage and divorce.
Fortunately, I have the armor of positivity, humor and the skin of a rhino (thank you entertainment business) to deal with it. Thank you for your awareness!
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rewith85man
Expressing Who I Am
04:42 PM on 05/14/2012
If you want/need peace, joy, and freedom, then stay single. On the other hand, date or marry someone if you want companionship, communication, and so.

I just think that single people should not rush but enjoy life as it is. If the right person comes along, then they should go be with him or her.
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Shannon Barber
Gay, atheist, liberal and proud of it.
11:29 PM on 05/13/2012
Nope! Without doing the checklist, I can attest to the fact that I most certainly do NOT need a man. If I never saw another one, my life would remain complete.
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philobotomy
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10:49 AM on 05/12/2012
Knowing your ex very well, and you having gone through three exes Mary, I guess you were too selfish to compromise, or think positively into the future? Pretty self absorbed sounds to me... I guess you'd say it was the men's fault? Good luck always Mary, I have no animosity, just commenting knowing the WHOLE story.
12:13 PM on 05/12/2012
You guess? The woman has been through 3 marriages before she turns 47 and you guess?
You sound like one of the exes and while divorce can screw people up, be positive as she has done you a favor. Learn from it and move on.
thinklogical
Democrats Motto, Blame, Excuses, Big Government
11:54 PM on 05/10/2012
Hmm, intelligent woman do it seems, a recent yahoo article states.
Who's getting married and who's not: People with money and degrees are marrying. Less educated women, with the "least to gain from the modern hedonic marriage," aren't.

Read the article here
news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-now/y-big-story-state-matrimony-other-unions-203417966.html
11:30 PM on 05/10/2012
I really identified with this story except I have only been married/divorced once. I waited to get married until I was in my mid-thirties thinking that would be the key to a successful marriage. Yet when I divorced three years ago after 16 years of marriage, I was surprised that my first reaction was relief; I finally had my freedom from a marriage I probably never should have entered into the first place. I now realize, I'm not the marrying type. As a result, I, too, have taken a vow of "I don't need a man to take care of me". Yet honestly, sometimes I find myself sliding back into that "I need to be coupled" mentality that seems to be so prevalent in our society.

I really do hope you find the happiness you deserve by flying solo. I would be disappointed to read in a future post how you were wrong about "not needing a man" and end up taking the plunge with husband #4.

But if you do...oh well, that's life. Live and learn.
thinklogical
Democrats Motto, Blame, Excuses, Big Government
11:20 PM on 05/10/2012
This is VERY interesting, stated in yahoos article.
Who's getting married and who's not: People with money and degrees are marrying. Less educated women, with the "least to gain from the modern hedonic marriage," aren't.

Read it for your self
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-now/y-big-story-state-matrimony-other-unions-203417966.html
07:32 PM on 05/10/2012
you know, it took me up until now at age 50 to finally, finally, permanently understand that i do not need to be married (or even "coupled") in order for me to achieve balance, happiness or contentment. i was a long rode to this and i had to have a lot of stupid twisted out of me before coming to this conclusion. i do not need a man - i have a fine career, pay my own bills - every one of them - do not collect alimony from the ex nor do i pay it, enjoy a healthy sex life that I control, travel when i feel like it and plan my life whether there is a partner in it or not. while on the lookout for a steady partner, i no longer feel as if i am half baked, half a person, half of anything without the ring or the piece of paper. life is good and i have great hopes for my future. thank god for that!
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05:24 PM on 05/10/2012
What a misandry ridden culture we've cultivated... it's evident in pop culture at every turn... Desperate Housewives, Everybody Loves Raymond, "Dr" Phil and his boss The Oprah... commercials, movies etc.

If you "NEED" someone, you've got problems that no one should be ASKED to fix. Be happy with yourself, bringing others into your life is only icing... and sadly within the context of romantic relationships, the "icing" inevitably becomes rancid. It would seem it's inevitable over time unfortunately...

The only difficult part in all this is the TRANSITION itself. From single to committed, from committed to single. Once you MAKE the transition and allow yourself the time to adjust you're fine. Or you SHOULD be anyway.
02:29 PM on 05/10/2012
At the end of the day, you need to be happy with yourself. And if you are good for yourself then you can be good for others. None of us should "need" anyone or anything. Only then can we truly appreciate the opposite sex, when we are fulfilled on our own.
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american64woman
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06:17 PM on 05/10/2012
Couldnt agree more.....when we "need" another person...we have an agenda. Agendas do not allow for unconditional love. Love yourself. Pay your bills, pay your car payments, feed, clothe, and spoil yourself. When you are self sufficient...you have no expectations....and should someone then come into your life...they are a wonderful addition to it...not the reason for it.
08:01 PM on 05/10/2012
I like this.
09:25 AM on 05/10/2012
Each person brings the seeds of destruction to a relationship. I am a woman...fairly articulate, somewhat competent, employed, educated. Of course, I don't "need" a man. I don't need "women" either, but both genders bring joy, breadth and diversity to my life. Oh, and laughter...the key ingredient. I started down the path toward healthy relationships when I became comfortable with being alone. From this postion of strength and calm, anything is possible.
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Kathleen Kinmont
11:04 PM on 05/10/2012
Thank you for your eloquent response to everything I absolutely agree with. Lovely.
And laughter, truly the key ingredient.
08:21 AM on 05/11/2012
Keep laughing! Life, what a grand adventure:)
03:29 PM on 05/15/2012
Love your post. I don't like the term seeds of destruction though. That makes it seem that relationships are doomed from the start. I believe it is the expectations of the people involved, communicated or not, that often but not always lead to the demise of relationships.
Having been in and out of relationships, I prefer who I am out of a relationship and I am happily single. But, don't you hate it when those who choose to be in relationships bug you about getting into one as if you can't be happy by yourself. All the while they are complaining daily about their spouses... those who are cheating or considering it.
05:10 PM on 05/15/2012
Thanks. I guess I was visualizing seeds because some can be planted and grow and others will be socked away, never to germinate. I didn't intend to imply that relationships are doomed from the start--this Pollyanna would never utter such a cynical thought:) I, too am happily single. That doesn't mean that I don't have relationships, even committed ones for a time, I simply don't want to be defined by them. And I do find it odd that those who are coupled-up insist that I should do the same, that I should share their misery. Of all the folks I know, I truly only know one couple who I would say appear very happy together--not very good odds. I guess I'm sort of a serial monogamist, truth be told:) But I'm blissfully happy on my own as well.