Sorry Babe, You're a Feminist

03/24/2015 11:30 am ET | Updated May 24, 2015

I literally shrieked "GAH!!!" out loud in a Brooklyn coffee shop.

I was reading the most recent interview with the actress du jour quoted saying, No, she wasn't a feminist. She was sitting there being interviewed, with no ironic intent whatsoever, wanting her voice to be heard and taken seriously during her interview, just so she could be heard to say she wasn't a feminist?!

Luckily it's New York, so when I shrieked, of course no one even noticed.

And thus was born my newest song, "Sorry Babe, You're A Feminist."