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  1. Recently revealed Bill Clinton remark on Obama-- "A year ago, this guy would have been getting us coffee"--seen by some as racist. Could the "first black president" harbor internalized racism and self loathing?
  2. Blagojevich's delusional thinking recurs. Blago has formerly identified with various alter egos including  an imprisoned South African freedom fighter political prisoner, assassinated civil rights leader, and pacifist anti-imperialist skinny* Indian activist. In his most recent delusional psychosis Blago sees himself as "blacker, thank Obama. *perhaps the most striking delusion of allwhich also explains Blago's compulsive jogging habbit.
  3. Michael Steele tries to appeal to the Republican base through racial slurs, telling Sean Hannity: "Our platform is one of the best political documents that's been written in the last 25 years. Honest Injun on that."
  4. In NBC rumble Jay Leno's chin knocks out Conan O Brian's forehead. than Obama."
  5. Giuliani's post 9/11 post traumatic stress disorder causes former mayor to repress memory of World Trade Center terrorist attack.