06/10/2009 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Top 10 Worst Films to See on Mother's Day

  1. Throw Mama From the Train (self explanatory)
  2. Sophie's Choice (most painful choice ever + holocaust = what's not to love)
  3. A Cry in the Dark (dingo infanticide)
  4. Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (I would be remiss if I didn't endorse this as an amazing film)
  5. Bambi (I don't want to talk about it. It's too upsetting)
  6. Knocked Up (could be awkward for the accidents out there. Also it's overrated and politically a cop-out)
  7. Requiem for a Dream (The mother who could pill pop you under the table)
  8. Maternal Instincts (best post-hysterectomy repetitive pencil tip breaking scene ever)
  9. Spanking the Monkey (the oldest taboo updated by David O. Russell)

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