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Giving Thanks for Pals -- and Palin

Posted: 11/27/09 08:23 AM ET

With the chaos of the Christmas season beginning earlier and earlier each year (I swear I heard a Chipmunks holiday song playing in some store back in early October and let me just say that they're lucky no firearms were sold there), I know that I am not alone in seeking a few moments of non turkey-related, non Black-Friday related, non-travel related, zen. Just a moment or two of peace and quiet from the holiday shuffle where I can catch my breath, reflect and give thanks for some of the people, places and moments that have helped make life more memorable, bearable or fun, at least in my book. So off the top of my head, here are a few of my faves at the moment:

5) Great American Heroes: Our servicemen and women, and their awesome pets

Why I'm Thankful for them: Because they try to keep us safer -- and through their videos try to keep us smiling too.

Words really can't do justice to the video series of veterans being welcomed home from Iraq and Afghanistan, so I won't even try. I will simply post the link and say to the servicemen who shared them THANKS for your service AND for sharing your awesome pets with the rest of us.

4) Sarah Palin: Former Governor, Vice Presidential candidate and *Bestselling Author
(*I know reading this stings a little -- especially for those of us on this site who fancy ourselves as "real authors," but she did sell 300,000 copies of her memoir in one day which is easily more than most authors on this site combined, yours truly included.)

Why I'm Thankful for Her: Because she's the gift that keeps on giving.

Love her or hate her, something even her toughest critics can't say about her is that she's dull -- or predictable -- which are perhaps two of the biggest crimes a public figure can commit (you know, without being arrested). In a world in which the average politician, CEO, and their families, are stage managed and handled within an inch of their lives, there is something endlessly entertaining about the Warrior-ess from Wasilla and her tribe. To say they are straight out of central casting simply doesn't do them justice because two years ago if anyone had pitched a fictionalized movie on a cougar-ific, moose-hunting, mom of five/governor whose oldest daughter is impregnated by a hockey star turned Playgirl pinup whose mom is headed to the pokey, they would have been laughed out of Hollywood, long before things got to the casting process. You just never know what Palin and her clan are going to say, or do, (as the McCain camp learned the hard way) which means those of us constantly looking for stuff to write about owe Palin a humble THANK YOU.

3) Mad Men: The best show on television (Says who? Says me, that's who! And the Emmys.)

Why I'm Thankful for It: For restoring my faith in the tube.

I had just about given up on television. After a youth spent enjoying what I consider TV's golden age (or my generation's version of it): The Cosby Show, The Golden Girls, Cheers, and the original Law & Order (the Jerry Orbach years) I had finally begun to think that whoever came up with the term "idiot box" was on to something. I'm not sure when the exact moment came that I was ready to throw in the towel, wave the white flag and call it a day but let's just say that Flavor of Love, was definitely a low point (not just for television but for the human race.) The more television turned into "Who-Wants-to-Marry-America's-Biggest-Loser-while-on-Survivor," the more I gave up hope.

Then came Mad Men. The writing. The acting. The wardrobe. The sets.
Wow. Just wow. Well wow, and THANKS to Matthew Weiner (and the rest of the Mad Men cast and crew) for saving us from drifting further into an abyss of cultural idiocy, on a life raft helmed by the likes of Tila Tequila.

2) Bo Obama: The First Dog

Why I'm Thankful for Him: Have you seen him?

What's not to love about Bo Obama? He's adorable and has approval ratings that would probably make any other public figure in Washington (including his own master) jealous. I admit to being a sucker for dogs but every time I see his face it's as though the tension is taken down just a tad regarding whatever contentious political issue is that day's topic of debate, and that is incredibly refreshing so for that -- Thanks Bo!

1) My mom: The best mom in the world.

Why I'm Thankful for Her: See description above.

We're apart this Thanksgiving, and I am incredibly thankful for the wonderful pals I'll be spending the holiday with, but I will miss mom (or momma Goff as some of my friends call her) and her home cooking and just want to say THANKS FOR EVERYTHING MOM.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

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11:41 AM on 12/17/2009
Can anyone explain me why they gave their human family name to a dog? They should have used one of the naming schemes described here:
http://www.braquedubourbonnais.info/en/dog-name.htm
07:47 AM on 11/30/2009
The republican women are Always more fascinating than the leftie women. Get over it.
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01:20 PM on 11/29/2009
I agree, she is the gift that keeps on quitting-- I mean giving
08:21 PM on 11/27/2009
Of all the topics in Keli's article why the focus on SP- soldiers, mom, pets, favorite/classic TV? The best way to marginalize someone is to, well, marginaize him or her. Why the vitriol for SP? Why give her status unless you somehow believe she has political potential?
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huffponewbie
08:55 PM on 11/27/2009
Clowns have been popular, in one form or another, for centuries. Why should we stop the laughing now?
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indy girl
Blam Blam! Ring Ring!
09:14 PM on 11/27/2009
We need a diversion--and Panderin' Palin keeps obliging with one illiterate trainwreck after the other.

Oui, oui! Mademoiselle palin, what do you zhink of the Canadian healthcare seestem?
07:43 PM on 11/27/2009
Thankful for Palin? I'll be thankful when she finally goes away for good
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RogHol
Unemployed&Proud
10:28 PM on 11/27/2009
That was mean....

...like Her!
07:40 AM on 11/30/2009
The lefties are who put her in the "star" category so stop complaining.
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edgarcaycedoc
07:33 PM on 11/27/2009
Palin is downright scary, with her ability to ungrasp the gravity of any situation. Her campaigning closely parallels how beauty queens seek an immediate, shallow, and bogus response to whatever question they are asked by the hosts. There has never been any depth to this woman. If Obama's bow to the Japanese Emperor were "bowgate," they SP's inability to grasp the essence of the task that confronts her is the "bowwow-gate" of the year.
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Niris
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07:22 PM on 11/27/2009
Ms. Goff, I still don't get why you are so thankful to Palin. I consider Ms. Palin & family issues a reality show like Jon& Kate plus 8. Would you pls. let us know what has been her greatest contibution since she arrived in mainstream media? Well, other than making nonsence comments about foreing policy and making all of us feel we are not americans enough? Palin should be thankful to the McCain campaing people, because if where not for them, she still be Sarah from Wasila.
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RogHol
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04:59 AM on 11/28/2009
Yes, she has morped into a character in a reality show.
But remeber, one year ago she was nominated to the 2nd most powerful position in the world...
The dregree of insanity is just amazing...
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RogHol
Unemployed&Proud
05:09 AM on 11/28/2009
Sorry for the misspellings...
BTW, what we should really be thankful for is that she is not the POTUS.
The idea of a Palin/AnotherRightWinger ticket well may be entertaining but I would in fact prefer some serious GOP candidate. Too much political circus....
06:48 PM on 11/27/2009
$arah sold out public service and her governorship for 30 pieces of silver. Christian Republican Family Values in action. Think how fast she would have sold out the US if she was in a national position of power. Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
04:37 PM on 11/27/2009
You seem like a very like a very nice person, Keli., and the rest of your column is fine. But I don't give thanks for Palin, whose voice I can't stand for even two seconds. Nothing about her is funny. Nothing.
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04:35 PM on 11/27/2009
Yea, Palin has kind of clearly shifted some gears. I don't know that the media can keep trying to tune their fiddle to the same tune in some categories. Certainly one of them.

I don't underestimate her, either. But I can't disrespect her like that as a person. I dislike the buy in she marks, and I don't buy into it, but the fuss about it and assumptions made by these kinds of quirkers just form more shallow impressions of why I would even care to read this person.
04:25 PM on 11/27/2009
Comedic writers must be happy to have her after losing Bush. You can't make this stuff up, even with the creative mind of an actual writer.
12:12 PM on 11/27/2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBUhCy7vRl0

In order to be happy, you must be grateful.
11:40 AM on 11/27/2009
No. 3 above referring to the"original" Law & Order: The estimable Jerry Ohrbach was not "original." First was George Dzundza -- he was terrific. He got killed off and was replaced by Paul Sorvino. He got wounded off and was replaced by Jerry Ohrbach of fond memory.
11:37 AM on 11/27/2009
Some of them want to use and others want to be abused. It is a strange relationship between Palin and her followers. It is great to watch from the sidelines, and with a bag of popcorn. I do not underestimate her, and I do not underestimate her puppet masters at all. I can't wait to see some Cosmetic Giant come up with Going Rouge cosmetic products. This is marketing genius. The only reason it was rushed to publication, the only reason she is half as popular as she is, is because of the "Character" she is. Strip off the layers of makeup, strip away the layers of colloquialism that litter her speech, strip away all these layers, and what do you have. She is a character. Hollywood couldn't write better. The Ghost Writer had a really easy job to do, and she will get all the credit.
01:28 PM on 11/27/2009
She is a holy woman and should start her own church of " The Blinding Light of the High Media" ( with apologies to Fireside Theater.)
07:45 AM on 11/30/2009
Still better than J. Wright...
11:21 AM on 11/27/2009
Palin's book was bought in bulk by conservatives.

It's an old conservative propaganda technique.

To fool the masses, you need something to distract them and hold their attention away from things that matter. It's working.
12:12 PM on 11/27/2009
And I guess all those people waiting in the cold for her to sign their books were actors??
12:34 PM on 11/27/2009
How many were there? a few thousand total? Out of 300M people? The loyal dupes of the conservatives are not that large a number of people.

And how many people wanted the signature for selling it on Ebay someday or as a joke gift?

http://www.google.com/search?q=conservatives+buy+in+bulk&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

This is a standard tactic.

Don't you know that?
01:34 PM on 11/27/2009
You just don't get it! She is a true believer -- and must be followed by the rest of the true believers. These true believers are delighted to celebrate Palin as they are always recruiting others and hope that Palin will recruit others to join and become true believers.
03:01 PM on 11/27/2009
True- research.