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Have you ever had to tell your mate that you have a secret 10-year old child with a household employee?

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Kelly Cutrone and Justine Bateman finally get another WUAGR video out there (first one of 2011!). Kelly and Justine both got "The Patdowns" at NY airports recently, with wildly different results. Kelly hates the TSA; Justine thinks they're hilarious. Do you have a Patdown story?

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This is better than a Haul Video! Handcrafted crochet & leather items, electronics, and airport gift store picks. What are your favorite gift ideas?

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Now that you're coming down from NY Fashion Week, enjoy some angry banter about the BABY FOOD DIET craze. Justine points out, "You know, our bodies have this neat component in them called hunger. And if you just eat when you're hungry and don't eat when you're not hungry, I...

Kelly kicks off Fashion Week in NYC and tells what the shows are going to be like this year without a Bravo crew following her around.

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Kelly and Justine discuss Steven Slater, the beer-totting inflatable-slide riding JetBlue flight attendant, and a few of their own airline experiences.

What's your best flight attendant run-in story?

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Justine complains about Whole Foods activists and Janeane takes her to task about supporting causes. WATCH OUT!

And where do you stand?

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Kelly and Justine discuss the recent oil spills and what "drilling deep with no contingency plan" has to do with sex. And stuff about Runyon Canyon.

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The very first Wake Up and Get Real episode where Cutrone and Bateman are actually in the same room to make lanyards and discuss Comic-Con, Warner Bros, and creepy sleep-away summer camps.

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In this episode of "Wake Up And Get Real," Kelly gives an exclusive backstage look at "The Hills" and "The City" season finales and also answers questions about "The City" and her book tour, and her new book. Kelly chats up with Audrina and Frankie, (rightfully) accuses Justin Bobby of...

Legend has it that Kelly and Justine had a vision in an upstate NY forest of a giant Jackalope leaping through a starburst and knew the time had come for a talk show that would express the views that aren't on THE VIEW. They knew there were others who wanted...