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Ken Levine

Ken Levine

Posted May 7, 2009 | 05:37 PM (EST)

Mannyroid


It will sure be interesting hosting Dodger Talk on KABC tonight. Manny Ramirez has tested positive for performance enhancing drugs and has been suspended for fifty games. Uh, there goes Mannywood. Big sale on those dreadlocks at the concession stands. And of course there are the thousand Manny billboards that are splayed over the southland.

This is a huge bombshell and a crushing blow to the Dodgers and their fans. Supposedly, he was suspended not for steroids but for some doctor prescribed amphetamine. I'd like to believe that's true. I'd like to believe he didn't cheat; he just showed incredibly poor judgment. And considering Manny's past history let's just say there has been precedent. Hey, will you people in Boston stop laughing so hard? It's breaking my concentration.

There is another case of a player, J.C. Romero of the Philadelphia Phillies who was recently suspended fifty games for taking a supplement he purchased over the counter. He too thought it was safe. All he, or Manny, or any player who knows how to use the phone has to do is call the commissioner's office for verification on any specific drug, supplement, or Tic Tac. If a doctor prescribes it that's not enough. If you buy it at Whole Foods that's not enough. If you call the players union and get their permission that's not enough either. CHECK FIRST YOU IDIOTS!!!!

And again, I'm taking Manny's statement at face value. Who knows if more bombshells are coming? At this point I wouldn't be shocked if word leaks that Mother Teresa was also a gun runner.

Manny will return in early July and in all likelihood the Dodgers will prevail. This is a good team without him and I suspect the players will rise to the occasion. And it doesn't hurt that they're playing in a God awful division. But the betrayal to the fans is devastating. Yes, they may forgive him. They forgave Kobe. (Let's see how New York fans welcome back A-Roid.) But it'll never be the same. I feel sorry for all the kids who lost a hero today. I feel sorry for the McCourts who shelled out a lot of 2009-economy dollars in good faith to bring him to Los Angeles. In fact, I feel sorry for everybody... but Ramirez.

On a personal note, I like Manny. He's a very engaging guy. A big kid. Fun to be around. I always thought he was a goofball, not taking them. And true, Manny's not the smartest ballplayer I've ever encountered but the person representing him -- who is smart -- is supposed to look out for him. That would be Scott Boras... the same Scott Boras who also represents Alex Rodriguez. Nice job, Scott.

This is a sad day for the Dodgers and the game itself. As a lifelong fan, it breaks my heart. Is my love for baseball the only remaining pure thing about it?

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It will sure be interesting hosting Dodger Talk on KABC tonight. Manny Ramirez has tested positive for performance enhancing drugs and has been suspended for fifty games. Uh, there goes Mannywood. Big...
It will sure be interesting hosting Dodger Talk on KABC tonight. Manny Ramirez has tested positive for performance enhancing drugs and has been suspended for fifty games. Uh, there goes Mannywood. Big...
 
 
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Sportswoman
01:45 AM on 05/09/2009
I think everyone is a bit too freaked out over 50 games early in the season. The Do-yers will be fine.
What has concerned me for these past several years is the McCourts as corporate-minded owners. From Day 1 they raised the prices on everything from concessions to parking to tickets, f ired coaches and managers at whim, traded pricey free agents, took on surly-personalities like Kent--not exactly fan faves--and essentially gave LA a really bad taste about the entire post-O' Mally era. I believe that obtaining Manny was a franchise-saving move by owners desperate to plug the holes in their major league Titanic management disaster. The marketing of one marquee player over the team as a whole was a horrid abberation to all the conceptually good attributes of team play in sports. How not surprised I am that it backfired. One guy is not a team; one man should not be deified. He then has nowhere else to go but down.
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Jeff Kreisler
10:22 AM on 05/08/2009
Manny Cheating Manny.

He was just following a proven script, like so many, in so many different fields, have before.

He must've read an advanced copy of "Get Rich Cheating."
http://GetRichCheating.com

"A very funny book with a very timely message"
— Terry Jones (Monty Python)

"Just by reading this book you'll earn an asterisk next to your name. You'll be laughing all the way to the bank, assuming other cheaters haven't forced it into bankruptcy yet."
— Rachel Maddow (MSNBC)
10:22 AM on 05/08/2009
You should feel sad for the game, but not for the reasons you state. The game has had cheating in one form or another since it’s inception. You mourn for innocence lost, yet PEDs have been in the game since the players returned from WWII. Throughout the history of baseball, players have been trying to get an edge. Yesterday’s amphetamines and anabolic steroids gave way to today’s HGH which will give way to tomorrows ADHD/ Ritalin prescriptions.
What you should feel sad about is how the media are not shining a light on the whole history of the game, content to merely focus on demonizing the players get caught today. It is your responsibility, as a writer, to paint the whole picture, and if you take the time to really do some research, you will find that it has always been this way. Educate the masses to get past the idea of ballplayers as heroes and show them as human who want to win, who want to be the best they can be, and are willing to put things in their body that perhaps they shouldn’t.
Use your platform to show that the idea of a “clean” record book is an illusion promulgated by other writers for their own purposes. Use your pulpit to expose that management and the powers that control baseball have known about this since the usage began and did nothing to curtail it until recently.
Do that, and you’ll really blow a lot of people’s minds.
02:56 PM on 05/08/2009
Here here!!!

Nobody likes to talk about the greenie-poppers of yesteryear, many of whom are already in the Hall of Fame. If you're going to shine the light on the steroids users and HGH users and talk about expunging stats and records from the history books, be prepared to go all the way with it. The list of illegal drug users and those who sought to gain competitive advantage by skirting the rules of the game (or the country) is long. And it goes back a lot further than the 1980's.
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dorym
06:30 PM on 05/08/2009
well said....our thoughts exactly...
08:38 AM on 05/08/2009
Anyone who believes these excuses of these players is an idiot. If Manny really did need the hCG for a medical reason he could have appealed the suspension and presented his medical case with his doctors. MLB lets these players put these elaborate apologies out without releasing information contradicting their bull if they serve the sentence because it wants to maintain an image that they are tough on testing.
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DRaymond
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05:32 AM on 05/08/2009
Here's an idea. I have read that Manny will lose about 7.85 million dollars of his 25 million dollar salary over the 50 games suspension.

There will be 28 home games missed by my count and Dodger Stadium holds about 56 thousand in a sellout. That comes to about $4.88 per seat per game. So give every person a $5 coupon when they come in the gate good for either cash or merchandise at any concession.

It would do well to reduce fan annoyance. It would be an admission that the Dodgers have sold a 'product' that included seeing Manny Ramirez and they aren't being able to meet that.
03:10 AM on 05/08/2009
Is it possible that American's can get any more sheep like? Contrary to what politicians and sports writers claim the use of steroids is not cheating. All athletes enhance their performance. That's what they do. They lift weights to get an edge. They work out continually. All of this enhances performance. If an athlete wants to weaken his or her health to perform better to make more money and entertain me then so be it. An athlete can also choose not to use steroids. Gaining an advantage in competition is as American as apple pie and genocide. So keep your crybaby whining about fairness. Life, in case you haven't noticed, isn't fair. Life isn't intended to be fair. Life isn't for crybaby bed wetters. It's for those willing to do whatever it takes to win.
03:08 AM on 05/08/2009
If he was actually manny, why would he need steroids?
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07:21 PM on 05/07/2009
Reports are that the drug Manny used was HCG which stimulates the production of testosterone. The drug is used by many steroid users to prevent testicular atrophy and to restore normal testosterone production at the end of a cycle. It does however have another use which might have been appealing to Manny, rapid weight loss. Individuals on ultra-low calorie diets are given daily injections of HCG to prevent muscle loss and increase fat loss. Did the Dodgers ask Manny to meet a weight target before reporting to training camp?
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09:06 PM on 05/07/2009
HCG is banned. I have a hard time believing the team had anything to do with it. I guess there are ways to work the system and still juice. But you have to be very, very smart and diligent about it to not get caught. I for one am not laughing up here in Red Sox nation. It's a sad sad day for my beloved baseball. My memories of Manny are now clouded. For instance, he once hit a shot not just over the Monster but over the light tower on top of the Monster!. He cleared it easily. They got guys from MIT to track the trajectory and they said it was well over 500 feet! It was breathtaking. But now....
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07:33 AM on 05/08/2009
You shouldn't be laughing. Those world series are now TAINTED, Notice how Big Papi stopped hitting homeruns when they began testing? Some coincidence, huh?
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GibsonSG
Smell that? It's revolution in the air.
06:46 PM on 05/07/2009
Baseball needs more players on steroids to make it interesting again. They should also arm the shortstop with a spiked club and let them roam the infield and smack at players leading off. Anything to make the game actually watchable.
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09:08 PM on 05/07/2009
Sorry for you gibby. There is nothing like the drama and tension of a good ball game where the results are hanging on every pitch.
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06:33 PM on 05/07/2009
"Manny Ramirez has tested positive for performance enhancing drugs and has been suspended for fifty games."

The drug he tested positive for was not a performance enhancing substance.
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07:35 PM on 05/07/2009
If the reports are correct, Manny's test showed high level of testosterone. Testosterone is a anabolic steroid and a performance enhancing substance. Since it occurs naturally in all humans, the investigation (and appeal?) centered on why he had elevated levels in his body. It was determined that the high testosterone resulted from his use of legally prescribed hCG (human chorionic gonadotropin) a drug that is also on the World Anti-Doping Agency banned list, because by stimulating testosterone it indirectly enhances performance. It is also a drug that is frequently used in combination with other anabolic steroids.
06:05 PM on 05/07/2009
technically the banned drug manny took is not a steroid....it just boosts the natural steroid in his body.....manny only likes to break rules indirectly....
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Sinick
06:01 PM on 05/07/2009
Nice job Ken--my sentiments exactly. I especially like the "goofball" analogy!

Good thing that this is not a "real" sports blog or you would be flamed out of existence!
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NABNYC
06:00 PM on 05/07/2009
Breathe. Step back from the bridge. Here's what my good-friend and rabid-Dodger/Manny fan just e-mailed to me: the Dodgers don't need to win every game between now and July 1. Just stay in fairly decent position. When Manny comes in on July 1, or 4, or whatever, the Dodgers will roar through the rest of the season and win the World Series, fueled by the anger of Dodger fans everywhere who think this is all some Steinbrenner plot to spike the drinking water as a vendetta against Joe Torre.
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06:53 PM on 05/07/2009
After all, the Dodger's didn't get Manny until August last year.