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Ken Levine

Ken Levine

Posted: November 7, 2007 10:11 AM

We're the Writers! The Mighty, Mighty Writers!


Back from the front lines at 20th Century Fox.

Day One of David vs. Goliath-Warner-corps-com-inc-ney:

Good turnout and well-organized. Picket signs aplenty, many new, bottled water, and even printed lyrics to custom protest chants.

Lots of cars and trucks honked in support. Even a cement mixer, whose driver probably has three upcoming pool constructions now in jeopardy.

Since it was the first day the media was there in full force. It was fun watching these reporters scouring the writers looking for a familiar face -- ANY familiar face. And then the scowls of disappointment when there was nobody "famous" enough for them. Sorry, guys, Tina Fey is in New York.

Any writer who brought a kid got interviewed.

Camera crews filmed us all marching. If they use more than four seconds of it I will be floored.

Face it, we're not a pretty union. We'll never be mistaken for SAG.

At one point I was walking with Jim Brooks and Allan Burns (two of my absolute IDOLS) and a reporter approached Jim. Once she confirmed he was involved with The Simpsons, she asked this multi Oscar and Emmy winner "are you also a writer?"

Meanwhile, another Simpsons scribe, Mike Scully was marching...on crutches. There's got to be some WGA award he can win for that, right?

There was a union guy with a megaphone trying to rally the troops. We're not used to that. He tried to lead us all in a rousing chant of "We are the writers, the mighty, mighty writers!" and the only reaction he got was snickering. Note to anyone with a megaphone: We're just not a real rah rah bunch.

It was fun to reconnect with friends I hadn't seen in awhile (i.e. the last strike).

You also see a lot of people on the line you haven't seen in awhile and can't remember who they are or how you know them. Overheard a LOT: "Hey, man/babe/dude/guy, how are ya? You're looking great."

Also overheard every six seconds: "What WERE you working on?"

Unfortunately, you also see every writer who ever fucked you over in your career, got the job you coveted, beat you in an arbitration, stole your girl, or beaned you in an industry softball game. And you pass by them again...and again...and again...and again...

Actor David Clennon was on the line marching. He's not even in the WGA. Our sincere thanks to everyone not in the guild who is supporting our cause. Just 'cause we're the "mighty mighty writers" doesn't mean we don't really appreciate your help.

At 1:00 when the first shift was over I bet Junior's deli was PACKED. Not everyone will suffer from this strike.

Day Two:

No cameras, no reporters. A motorist stopping to give us candy. Hopefully by next week they won't be throwing it at us.

A different rah-rah guy, same result. Trust me, if they want us to chant, get the Laker Girls to lead it.

At one point we stopped marching counter-clockwise and started marching clockwise. Twenty minutes later we went back to the original direction. I guess it didn't have the effect of shutting down the town like they had hoped.

The big question was why would our negotiating committee give up DVDs? It made no sense. And then we learned the truth: the producers pulled the old Charlie Brown and the football, leading the WGA to believe if they gave up DVDs they'd offer some internet formula for residuals. And then did no such thing.

There's no need for the rah-rah people. The producers themselves have managed to galvanize the union into such a state that to a man writers will fight this contract to the end of time.

And to that end -- Day Three coming up.

You can read more from Ken at kenlevine.blogspot.com

Read more thoughts about the strike on the Huffington Post's writers' strike page.

 
 
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09:01 PM on 11/07/2007
Day Twenty Two:

Strikers now shift their strike to Apple stores - blame Steve Jobs, remember. Michael Eisner is smiling.

Eva Langoria sends her love from Paris
Julia Louis Dreyfus sends her love from Cabo

Brad Pitt join forces with George Clooney, wanting this strike to end, they need another Rat Pack rip off screenplay. Pledges a more green friendly strike facilities.

Angelina Jolie pledges, that if the strike continues through Christmas she will adopt two writers for the holidays.

Valerie Harper is still picketing alone, over at Paramount, screaming, Where's Barbra Walters !!!

By the way, Does anyone need anything from the 99 cents store???
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Joseph A. Palermo
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07:41 PM on 11/07/2007
Give 'em hell! Don't let the Murdochs and Eisners of the world steamroll the Guild! In Solidarity!
02:07 PM on 11/07/2007
Hi, Ken...

I'm a former Baltimoron-DC denizen, and while I'm empathizing with the writers on the picket lines, I more just wanted to say hi to you, lol. I was (in another life, it now seems) a reporter and radio news anchor in my east coast days, and you and I actually stopped dead in our tracks and looked at each other for a long moment at an Orioles game once, both of us thinking we knew each other but neither of us sure who the heck the other was, lol. Anyway, I just wanted to thank you for your O's gamecasting and the humor you brought to the booth... listening to you guys was one of the pure joys of Orioles fandom. But now I'm stuck in the midwest... would you consider relocating to cover the Cubs or White Sox?

Best of luck, Ken!

Saamata
11:55 AM on 11/07/2007
you sound like charles nelson reilly. you need to be more like charles bronson.

I LOVE sticking it to the man, but as a member of every other union except wga (for now), I just wish there were more discipline.

fuck those who are weighing in and saying they think the writer's shouldn't have struck, be they civilians or other union or wga. fuck 'em. change takes big, fat, onions, not sheep.

of course the wga should strike. they're getting screwed, and any fair examination of the books (ha. like you'll ever see them) will bear that out.

and, elizaW, a bad labor strike experience for your predecessors does not mean the wga should not take a long overdue stand.

the salary and benefits you enjoy are courtesy of the wga negotiators who WON them for all of you. helloooo? your seeming coziness with the "fair" producers of whom you speak, and your belief in their "sadness" that the strike has to happen is touching. try to remember it when the producers are driving over your body in their tanks.

again, it's a war. you don't wanna fight? sorry, that's not how it works. you identify the enemy, then you do your best to obliterate him:

producers=enemy

it doesn't mean you can't, you know, normalize relations and continue swapping beaver pelts down the road. we're pals with the british, but a while back they tried to burn down the white house. remember? my in-laws just got back from viet-freaking-nam a couple of months ago. there was a sign commemorating the 8 MILLION DEAD from the combined chinese, french and american occupations. now? happy happy!

the question for you is - do you want to defend your home against the hun (the producers)? or, not?

is the cause just? of course it is. is it overdue? of course it is. did the wga fuck up the negotiation already? unfortunately, yes. but now? you stand together or you fall separately.

state your loyalty elizaW. is it to your union? or to the producers? or, just, as it seems, to yourself.
11:03 AM on 11/07/2007
Thank you Ken. I needed the laugh this morning. GO MIGHTY WRITERS!!

"Think. It ain't illegal yet." - George Clinton
10:27 AM on 11/07/2007
Tech-geniuses I know tell me DVDs will soon be obsolete. Making that the deal breaker is ridiculous.