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06/01/2011 09:04 pm ET | Updated Aug 01, 2011

Mewes Sleeps With One Eye Open

Hello this is the Kevin Smith BLOG, NOOTCH...
Jay Mewes here to talk about something thing that is so so troubling to me. Little girl going from teenager to adult. This means ELMO => SHAVING LEGS... Next is Dating, oh no what a nightmare! Harley Quinn means the world to me, and I don't want to even think of her growing into a teenager, let alone an adult. I will have to spend countless hours on surveillance and interviewing her guy friends. The good thing is I know she has the sense and wit of her parents to keep the bad ones out of her circle.

This hits very close to home because I would like to have children, and the thought of being an overprotective dad and hearing my little girl say "I hate you dad you're ruining my life" shakes me to my core. With any luck I will have a little boy, I can teach him to respect and cherish women to the extent of princess status. So, I write this blog after hijacking Kevin Smith's BLOG and COMPUTER to have a voice in something that I think about daily.

Bottom Line. MEWES -- BOY, no GIRL...
And if I do have a girl, so be it. But all the boys out there please remember...
I AM ALWAYS WATCHING. SNOOTCH to the NOOTCH...