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Kipp Friedman (born 1960) is the youngest son of writer and satirist Bruce Jay Friedman. A native New Yorker, Kipp who holds B.A.s in History and Journalism from the University of Wisconsin-Madison. He began his career as a reporter before working in public relations and marketing for several organizations. He is also a professional photographer. Kipp currently resides in Milwaukee with his wife, Anne, and they have a grown son, Max. Barracuda in the Attic is his first book.

Barracuda in the Attic, available from Fantagraphics.

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Brazilians Celebrate 'Most Congenial Nation' Award at World Cup

(0) Comments | Posted July 14, 2014 | 9:28 AM

RIO DE JANIERO, Brazil--

The soccer-mad nation of Brazil rejoiced after receiving the newly established Most Congenial Nation award from the FIFA governing body, this despite an epically humiliating 7-1 loss to eventual World Cup champions Germany in the Semi-Finals and a turgid 3-0 loss to the Netherlands in the...

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Human Attack Victim: 'The Taste of Coconut Sunscreen Almost Killed Me!'

(1) Comments | Posted July 8, 2014 | 3:17 PM

MANHATTAN BEACH, California--

A great white shark out for a leisurely swim in open water got the surprise of its life when a human attacked it, sickening it with its offensive sunscreen lotion.

"I was swimming in open water as I always do during the warm summer...

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Take Back Your Freedom (and Your Singing in the Rain)

(0) Comments | Posted June 17, 2014 | 4:42 PM

I was watching one of those e-cigarette commercials on cable TV -- you know, the one with the ominous, but slightly hopeful piano music and the cool-looking, stubble-bearded actor Stephen Dorff telling viewers: "For us smokers, times have changed... But with Blu, we can still be ourselves."

Boy was Dorff...

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Fainting -- Nothing to Swoon About

(0) Comments | Posted June 11, 2014 | 11:33 AM

I recently gave a book reading in New York City where I felt the familiar signs: a warming sensation, slight nausea and lightheadedness. (No, I wasn't having a typical author reaction to a sparse but friendly audience. I usually just get nauseous.) I had forgotten a key phrase in my...

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'America's Favorite Guest', Bill Murray, Strikes Again

(0) Comments | Posted May 29, 2014 | 5:05 PM

Steubenville, Ohio --Bill Murray, the peripatetic star of Caddyshack, crashed a birthday party for five-year-old Caitlyn Kelly, disrupting the Frozen-themed party and making a room full of kindergartners cry and become belligerent.

Dubbed "America's favorite guest," Murray arrived unannounced during a playing of the hit song "Let it Go."...

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Memo: What I Learned From My Memorial Day Weekend Book Readings

(0) Comments | Posted May 27, 2014 | 9:30 AM

1. Don't read on Memorial Day Weekend!

2. Start with a joke -- something like: "I know you'd probably prefer to be in the Hamptons." But don't antagonize the 12 people in the audience by adding: "... but couldn't afford it." The bartender won't give you a free drink.

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How to be a 'Creative' in 15 Minutes

(0) Comments | Posted May 22, 2014 | 1:22 PM

I once read an advertising executive refer to her full-service agency as having a separate division of "creatives" on staff.

Whom were these "creatives," I wondered, that the executive had referred to so pretentiously? And what about all the slighted "non-creatives" on staff? Hath not an accountant an imagination?
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How to Order a Bialy in New York

(1) Comments | Posted May 13, 2014 | 10:46 AM

My friend Jim was planning a trip to New York City and asked if I knew a nice place where he could have breakfast with his children and grandchildren on the Upper West Side. Naturally, my first suggestion was Barney Greengrass -- "The Sturgeon King" -- a go-to deli for...

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Bad Breaks

(0) Comments | Posted April 22, 2014 | 12:00 PM

While visiting the Golan Heights in Northern Israel several years ago, I felt the sudden need to relieve myself. Instead of heading back to the bus, though, I went behind some bushes along a cliff overlooking the Syrian border. A communications tower loomed behind me, no doubt casting a watchful...

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There's Always Someone Jewish

(0) Comments | Posted April 1, 2014 | 9:45 AM

"Nice hamsa!" said the young barista as we passed by the little coffee shop during an overnight ferry from Oslo to Copenhagen.

My wife, Anne, and I were on the second leg of a long-awaited heritage tour of Norway and Denmark last summer that was slowly taking an unexpected Jewish...

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Picasso's Schmatte

(1) Comments | Posted February 12, 2014 | 2:12 PM

Picasso's Schmatte

I've probably been to the Four Seasons in New York half a dozen times in my life, and have always associated the iconic Midtown Manhattan restaurant -- renowned for its power lunches and Long Island duck -- with cause for celebration.

The first time I ate at...

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Just Say No To Jargon

(0) Comments | Posted January 30, 2014 | 4:09 PM

It is what it is.

What is?

Know what I'm sayin'?

No, not really.

There you go.

Where? I haven't budged from this spot.

When people speak in meaningless, confusing and pretentious-sounding catchphrases and jargon, my first thought is to want to shout in my best Chris Rock imitation: "DO...

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You Are Now Entering a Hug Free Zone

(0) Comments | Posted January 17, 2014 | 10:05 AM

You Are Now Entering a Hug Free Zone

There are many things that I can think of where President Richard Nixon and I strongly disagree: his broadening of the Vietnam War into neighboring Cambodia; his enthusiasm for the creepy cult-like "Up With People" singers; his deputizing of a drug-addled Elvis...

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Yes, I Am Critical and Controlling. So What!

(0) Comments | Posted January 2, 2014 | 10:04 PM

Yes, I am Critical and Controlling. So What!

By Kipp Friedman
[Kipp Friedman is the author of the new childhood memoir, "Barracuda in the Attic" (Fantagraphics)]

My psychiatrist said I was "critical and controlling" so I called him a quack and promptly fired him. Okay, I didn't call him...

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A Visit to the Ministry of Why

(0) Comments | Posted December 16, 2013 | 10:26 AM

By Kipp Friedman

Recently I was asked to watch motivational author/speaker Simon Sinek's popular TED Talk video "Start With Why: How Great Leaders Inspire Action" so that I could write a "Golden Circle" report, noting not only what I do and how I do it, but, more importantly, why I...

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Norman Mailer Bit My Dad and Other Childhood Memories

(1) Comments | Posted December 2, 2013 | 2:40 PM

Kipp Friedman is the youngest son of writer and satirist Bruce Jay Friedman. He is the author of a new childhood memoir, Barracuda in the Attic [Fantagraphics October 2013]

"I can write only from memory," the celebrated Russian writer Anton Chekhov once proclaimed, although I suspect even he...

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