Since Proposition 8 passed in California, Americans can now breathe a collective sigh of relief that traditional marriage has been protected and homosexuality will disappear forever. It is a tremendous victory for parents who don't like having to explain uncomfortable issues to their children. The proponents of Prop 8 ran...

To the Youth of America,

As a writer for "Family Guy" (one of your favorite shows), it is entirely possible that I am responsible for one or more of your favorite offensive and/or "Star Wars" jokes. But for just a moment, I want to be serious and talk about next...