It's Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week!

October 22 kicks off Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week, time to take a hard look in the mirror and ask, "Am I an Islamo-Fascist and just not aware of it?"

If you're not sure, get out your copy of The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion (or buy one) and turn to Chapter 18: Are There Terrorists in Your Own Family? which starts off with the section, Are You A Terrorist? After answering the questions, you'll know if you are, aren't, or (most likely) are a "person of interest." More soul searching will reveal if you're an Islamo-Fascist terrorist, which, frankly, you probably are.

It's hard to know for sure without consulting David Horowitz, because fascism and Islam aren't that closely related. It would be easier if he'd come up with Islamo-Theocracy, because then if you find yourself yearning restlessly late at night for the return of the Caliphate, uncertain how to behave without guidance from the religious police, you'd know you're an Islamo-Theocrat. But to be an Islamo-Fascist you also have to think that the best way to get those religious police patrolling your street is to blow yourself up in a crowded place, and even then, it's not easy to make the connection between yourself and the Nazis marching into Poland.

But that's what Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week is all about: asking the difficult questions, and turning yourself in, if you are one. So go out to the rallies, sign the petitions, and if you're just too busy, at least buy The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion and give yourself a thorough interrogation.