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Let the President Smoke

Posted: 03/04/10 06:23 PM ET

First of all, this is not a political piece. I don't know if you've noticed, but we have plenty of angry people who love him or hate him, and you don't need another podium-pounder from me. Besides, that's not what's got me mad.

No, I've kept my powder dry til something big came along, something that demanded a stand and a line in the sand, the kind of issue that riles a man so much he's ready to take the musket down from the mantel, jam Grandpappy Yokum's corncob pipe in his mouth, kiss Claudette Colbert goodbye, and march off down the road.

In fact, corncob pipes are actually the point, because what I'd like is this: Let's all back off President Obama, and let the man smoke.

Now, take it easy, don't get steamed, sip a little tea, imagine a beautiful scene with a gentle wave rolling in. Feel better? Here's the point. I'm not suggesting smoking is good. It's a bad habit, it's bad for you, and no one should ever start. Okay? I used to smoke myself, and quit a few times before the last one finally took, and now I've stopped for good. (Except when I'm alone and on the road in a bar, and as any doctor will tell you, the road doesn't count anyway.)

Are we worried about the president being a good role model? Isn't he a pretty good one already? It doesn't matter whether you like his agenda or not, but here's a guy from a single mother who buckles down and works hard, gets the best education in the world, writes books, becomes a senator and a president and a family man? Any kid, black, white or purple, could do far worse than aiming for all of those.

Besides, I'm sure the President's not smoking two packs a day, or one, or a half. I'm guessing the man just goes off for one or two a day, and what's the big deal about that? He's a grown up, he's responsible, he's successful, he's in a job with a lot of pressure... and he's known to be a great athlete and basketball player who "runs it off" anyway.

I'm sorry, but if stepping outside for one or two butts a day relaxes him, I just don't think it's the worst thing in the world.

And speaking of the world, don't the most important people to us all over the globe already smoke like chimneys anyway? The Russians, the French, the Chinese, Arabs, Israelis? Come on, folks, I worked in India for a month, and I saw more smoking there than a Bogart movie.

And as far as "stepping outside" goes... Does he have to? Because I don't think he should. It's pretty cold in Washington this winter, and every winter, and the White House is big enough to give him plenty of spaces to have a few drags without needing his winter coat and twelve secret service agents to go with him.

In fact, isn't there a bowling alley in the place? Sounds like the perfect spot to me. Throw in a few neon beer signs, and now you're getting somewhere.

Come to think of it, that may be the best way to sell America anyway. Nevermind all that Oval Office nonsense with the Queen Anne chairs and the rugs from the ninth century, and all those giant oil paintings the Smithsonian doesn't want. Next time he's in the middle of a big negotiation that's not going well with North Korea, take a break and head downstairs to the bowling alley. Pour a couple of cold ones, take the suit jackets off, slip on a couple of bowling shirts -- one that says "Barack" and one that says "Kim" ... have a few smokes, talk about the women in the St. Pauli Girl posters, and give him a personalized, souvenir Zippo. Then go back upstairs and see if that didn't break the ice.

It's always annoyed me anyway that most politicians all over the country use cigarettes as a "smokescreen" to cover all the other problems they won't touch.

No mayor will ever stop gangs, but they'll sure see to it that kids don't smoke. Every high school has a fifty-foot anti-smoking mural that the students paint themselves -- right before they drop out. They'll be killed, but not from smoking.

My folks used to say that every president comes into office with dark hair and leaves with gray. It's a tough job, and if this president has a foible or two here or there that doesn't make him perfect, so what? Let the man smoke.

Hell, if I thought it would do any good, we should all insist the Congress and Supreme Court join him outside, too.

 
 
 
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08:19 AM on 03/10/2010
My mom smoked from her 20's. When dad quit in the '60's, she cut down to just a couple/day. She thought that would help. Decades later, cancer was found in her lungs. Found by accident when small. She had to lose 2 top lobes of a lung, but that was over. Later congestive heart failure filled the lower lobes of both lungs. She was left with only the top lobe of one lung. She spent the last decade of her life on oxygen, tethered to a tank, with dry air flowing up her nose. She constantly battled sores in her nose. She got so little O2 to her brain, that memory was minimal. Had to have 24 hr. care. Death was slow. You don't want to die always trying to get enough air.

What you clearly don't understand: Decades of smoking causes a set-up for cancer. Also causes changes that manifest as COPD, which is INCURABLE. When smoking is stopped totally, then the body can start to reverse some of the damage that has been done. When smoking continues with just a couple/day, damage will continue much slower, but repair will NOT happen.
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05:22 PM on 03/08/2010
Completely agreed. It is ridiculous that we would complain about our commander and chief smoking a cigarette. If anyone needs one its him. Why deny the leader of the free world a cigarette? Everytime he even gets the slightest urge I hope he lights up
02:47 PM on 03/08/2010
We The People aren't going to need him after (pick it) 3 or 7 years anyway. The butts won't kill him in that amount of time. You know, as long as he smokes out on the Portico or in the People's Garden, what difference does it make? He's not making Marlboro commercials (he's restrained by law from that and so are they). Next they'll make him stop him from drinking beer to appease racist policemen.
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Musician, wordsmith, accidental mystic, etc.
06:05 PM on 03/08/2010
Cancer could very well get him before his terms are up -- it hit my wife when she was only 55, and the President will be 50 next year.
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rbspickles
11:34 AM on 03/09/2010
Cancer also takes thousands of non smokers yearly. Not that I'm saying cigs don't cause cancer but not smoking doesn't guarantee you won't get it.
08:32 AM on 03/10/2010
He started smoking very young. He's a black male. Look at the stats. Black males often get lung cancer much earlier than others. He could have cancer right now.
11:51 AM on 03/08/2010
I wish people would stop making up words that aren't there. Per his medical report, President Obama was advised to "continue smoking cessation efforts." That doesn't mean stop smoking; it means continue to NOT smoke. It means keep wearing that patch, chewing that gum, etc., etc., which is good advice for anyone who's quitting. Quitting is a process.
06:56 AM on 03/08/2010
He should not be able to smoke, as long as a plant that has medical benefits; is hard to overdose on and can be used in all types of textiles such as paper and cloth, is still illegal.
10:31 PM on 03/07/2010
Nope! I can't smoke my pot, he can't smoke his cigarettes! Fortunately, I scored a job with someone who doesn't screen, but I'm very bitter about the losing the last job offer in a state that voted to legalize medicinal marijuana and is poised to vote it legal. And I'm very pissed off at the way he just laughs off his base and refuses to take question on this issue.
08:28 PM on 03/07/2010
since he spends most of his time on or in government property, wouldn't he be breaking the law in many situations?
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10:55 PM on 03/15/2010
Its his home. Period.
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07:07 PM on 03/07/2010
We have enough enablers of bad habits.

1) Smoking makes your lungs black and hard, and not soft and pink.
2) It is a vice that kills people around you (usually spuse and children)
3) It is a drug addiction that is socially sanctioned.
4) It makes anything you smoke in toxic. It is practically impossible to get the smoke and toxic chemicals out of anything a smoker has been in. You cannot easily get smoke residue off of the interior of a car window, so what is this doing for your lungs?

If you want to be addicted, stay inside your house with them.
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10:34 PM on 03/07/2010
Damn. You need a cigarette asap!
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pharmmajor
proud Libertarian.
05:52 PM on 03/07/2010
This is why I love ya, Larry. You've got one of the best minds in Hollywood.
05:41 PM on 03/07/2010
Good piece Larry. I think the bowling alley idea has some merit.
03:28 AM on 03/08/2010
I agree BT. The bowling alley is a good idea. Obama should not have to go outside. The very thought of the president having to go outside into the cold with 10 secret servicemen just to have a smoke is outrageous. He could catch pneumonia fer chrissakes!

Larry- Thanks for making me laugh. I just got off of another blog (about the city council in Pasadena, Ca. that wants to ban all smoking.. tobacco and weed... anywhere within city limits) where one guy was directing all of his (her?) hatred towards all smokers by saying that we should all just drop dead. The extremism is getting so out of control that it's become scary. After reading that, I was in dire need of a good laugh. Oi.
05:23 PM on 03/07/2010
Why we always assume to make it our business what our politicians and movie stars do outside of their jobs eludes me. It's arrogant and irritating.
Let Obama alone. With the nonsense he has to put up with from Congress and the press, I'm amazed that an occasional cigarette is all he indulges in.
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09:22 PM on 03/07/2010
hear, hear....so totally agree
10:39 AM on 03/08/2010
Because what they do affects us all day, every day.

Becuase we are tired of poiliticians who think the laws they pass don;t apply to them.
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10:57 PM on 03/15/2010
So far there's no law making smoking illegal. So what's your point?
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editorjuno
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04:55 PM on 03/07/2010
As the spouse of a fifty-six year old cancer survivor who's cut down but won't quit, I hope his wife, mother, and daughters don't have to go through multiple surgeries, chemo, and radiation with him. We've survived all that, but it sure ain't easy, and because she won't quit we may well have to go through it all over again.

Good luck to all the proud "individualists" among us, and I hope you all have very good genes....
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rbspickles
11:38 AM on 03/09/2010
All we are saying is that his smoking doesn't effect his current job. We all wish he does eventually quit but does his smoking really effect anything about running the country? Most of our past presidents smoked and we seem to still be here as a country...barely but Bush didn't smoke and look where his non smoking got us.
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editorjuno
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02:33 AM on 03/10/2010
Sorry, my current reality tends to make me see things from a family perspective -- our sons are grown and probably as ready to deal with a seriously ill parent as they'll ever be, but the President's daughters are still children. I understand that you were coming from a "performance in office" perspective and of course that's every bit as valid a way to look at the situation.

Peace!
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04:13 PM on 03/07/2010
"Congratulations. The national behavior-control experiment to modify social behavior worked very well, plus we were able to make a lot of money for your pharmaceutical company. We found out that the best way to control people is to (1) amplify their body-fear, of course and (2) appeal to their need to feel more special than others by distinguishing themselves with NOT doing something.

We expect this experiment to translate into more-to-come successes for both BigPharma and social modification. And, of course, yuppies are such easy prey."
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ncmom54
04:10 PM on 03/07/2010
I don't care if he smokes... he could do a lot worse... like use pharmaceuticals.

there are a lot of poor folks who have the same addiction, it would be nice if they could buy nicotine gum at the same price as a regular pk of gum... $1.25? (if they can put spearmint in gum they can put nicotine in it) a lot of folks don't want to smoke but can't afford an alternative... the president of all people should have empathy for those less fortunate since he knows how hard it is to quit. and he can afford any alternative he chooses.
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kalidescopemind
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03:43 PM on 03/07/2010
What we need to do is make nicotine gum cheaper than cigarettes, so that people can afford to quit! I was listening to George Carlin the other day: "Over 400,000 Americans die every year from smoking, but what does our Government do? They ban artificial sweeteners because a rat died!"
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ncmom54
03:57 PM on 03/07/2010
good point
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topkatnc
Give a stray cat or dog a chance .
08:38 PM on 03/07/2010
agree!!!!