Coupling with another, and confused by what's happening? Relationships. You can't live with them, and as everyone knows, you can't live without them. As Jimmy Durante, the old-time comic once put it, "What a revoltin' development this is!" Look no further. Check out the words behind your efforts. They speak volumes on the dynamics of the process and why it drives us all mad.
This is the first column of Book IV, called Hooking Up, from a series of educational comics by me.
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