When our kids know more about the Kardashians than the Constitution--
When Ke$ha's "Get Sleazy" tour becomes the favorite summer stop for the tween set--
When grown men share their girlfriends' concealer and eyeliner--
When parents name their children after appliances, fruits, numbers, and one of the five boroughs of...
Posted August 6, 2010 | 10:17:46 (EST)
Visited an old Cathedral in Granada today. It was very sad to see. The tour guide told us that it was once a beautiful mosque before those Spanish monarchs turned it into a creepy Church.
And what's with the food portions here? They are way too small. Oh, I know...
Posted July 28, 2010 | 16:20:32 (EST)
When a president has a birthday you would think the First Lady would make herself available; serenade him or at least bring him a few presents. Not in this White House. Miche has decided that she, Sasha, and Mother Robinson need some "alone time" -- in SPAIN!! During my birthday!...
Posted July 20, 2010 | 12:14:53 (EST)
July 19, 2010
They should never have let Biden be our messenger this weekend. I knew I should have sent Barack with the girls to Maine and stayed behind to do the Sunday shows. I told them I was the only person with the credibility (and the...
Posted July 14, 2010 | 19:34:11 (EST)
Just what I need. Gibbopotamus stepped in a pile of steaming Pelosi. That fool went on Meet the Press and said we could lose our majority in the House this November. Rahm told me Nancy was so mad that she actually raised her left eyebrow. Hasn't Gibbs been listening to...
Posted July 13, 2010 | 00:45:28 (EST)
Gulf Coast!?! To think I had to waste an afternoon (cut my workout short and everything) to make those Tea Baggers along the Gulf Coast think we give a damn. It's one thing to go down to Diddy's or Kanye's house on Star Island in Miami, but Panama City is...

Posted July 21, 2011 | 08:27:01 (EST)