"What Can We Bring?" should not mean: "Bring everything!"
(Right?)
(0) Comments | Posted March 15, 2013 | 1:05 PM
Don't you hate it when The Perfect Couple ruins your couples dating romance by repeating a recipe too soon?
WATCH: Couples Dating Problems: 'I Can't Believe They Repeated a Recipe Already' (VIDEO)
(0) Comments | Posted February 3, 2013 | 3:54 PM
It's Super Bowl XLVII (47): Have you had the "WAIT, SO WHAT'S A 'DOWN'?" conversation yet?
We just had it.
Again!
And I still don't get what a down is!
(0) Comments | Posted January 22, 2013 | 2:10 PM
What's in a title? To The Frenemy: Bragginess.
(0) Comments | Posted January 7, 2013 | 12:12 PM
Where lunch means: "Bread with bread on the side and bread on top!"
(2) Comments | Posted January 2, 2013 | 12:00 PM
T-minus 48 hours until I start drinking 48 ounces of liquid laxative. Twice. And so "colonoscopy-prep math" begins...
(2) Comments | Posted December 31, 2012 | 10:43 AM
It's hard to relax at a chain of spas called "Massage Envy."
WATCH: 'I Have Massage Envy About 'Massage Envy'!'
(57) Comments | Posted December 18, 2012 | 11:11 AM
Annoying Conversation #63: When you say something negative about sacred cow Trader Joe's -- and offend all the people who call it "Trader's."
(0) Comments | Posted December 12, 2012 | 6:27 PM
Have you heard? There's a new kind of HIPPA!
SHIPPA! The Shopping Privacy Act! Just in time for the holidays!
(0) Comments | Posted December 10, 2012 | 3:30 PM
Why are one-cup coffee makers so big when they produce something so small (one cup of coffee)? I still don't know.
(1) Comments | Posted November 19, 2012 | 2:08 PM
Don't let the lack of money get in the way of buying yet another electronic device! Just use the right kind of math -- this time, 'iPad Mini Math" -- a variation of "Shopping Math" -- to justify your purchase! (Don't let the word "math" scare you off! Anyone can...
(0) Comments | Posted November 18, 2012 | 1:42 PM
Well, it's that time of year again! When you call the Butterball Turkey Hotline and instead of asking for help with your Thanksgiving meal, you beg them to save you from your family!
(0) Comments | Posted October 18, 2012 | 5:18 PM
So there was an earthquake on the East Coast!
Allegedly.
Do the "East Coast Earthquake Math" and see if the Maine Earthquake registers!
(19) Comments | Posted October 11, 2012 | 12:32 PM
Need a way to justify your Prepared-Foods-Buying-Habit? Just use 'Guacamole Math" and/or "Whole Foods Math" and buy as much prepared food as you want! You'll save money and even make money!
WATCH: Whole Foods Math
(0) Comments | Posted October 10, 2012 | 5:53 PM
There's publishing math.
And then there's Lena Dunham math.
Let's see if we get the same answer...
(0) Comments | Posted September 17, 2012 | 4:38 PM
Last year: potluck disaster.
This year: potluck triumph.
What's the secret? Watch "Annoying Conversation #55!"
WATCH: The Potluck Conspiracy
(0) Comments | Posted August 15, 2012 | 8:34 PM
Laura Lippman's latest novel, And When She Was Good, has just been published to rave reviews.
Of course.
She's Laura Lippman!
But despite the many New York Times best-sellers and Edgar awards, there's one person who hasn't heard of her: The Frenemy. Though he has heard of her husband.
Of...
(8) Comments | Posted August 13, 2012 | 12:21 PM
Are you turning 50 or do you know someone who is?
Well, I turned 50 today.
And in honor of my failure to reach any of my stupid goals for this milestone birthday (except having GREAT FRIENDS), I give you this, from The Frenemy:
(0) Comments | Posted August 9, 2012 | 9:03 AM
Dedicated to all the silver medalist WINNERS who didn't cry when on-air sportscasters tried to make them feel like LOSERS.
(0) Comments | Posted July 11, 2012 | 10:44 AM
Everyone has their own special mathematical formula for putting on sun block. What's yours?
(1) Comments | Posted April 2, 2013 | 1:16 PM