The kids are out.
The house is quiet.
There's nothing to do.
And nowhere to hide.
The "expectation" of date night looms!
"Let's do it!"
"It's business time!"
Cue the horror movie soundtrack!
OR: Insist on always having the kids' sleepovers at your house!
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