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01/03/2012 09:51 am ET Updated Jan 04, 2012

VIDEO: 'The Dog Is Bored' (By Which You Mean, 'I Want A Divorce!')

My husband tells me the dog is bored about ten times a week. And when he does, I always say the same thing:

The dog is a dog. Dogs don't get bored!

But thanks to the magic of Xtranormal software -- and some free time during the holidays -- I've taken the time to delve into the true meaning of this phrase, The Dog is Bored. Is my husband projecting? Transferring? Planning on taking the dog for a romantic tropical vacation? Am I right? Am I crazy? You decide.

Relationships are full of mystery and are open to interpretation, wild speculation and deep neurosis. Or, in this case, all three.

Xtra Credit: See if you can watch the video with your spouse/significant other without getting in a fight!

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