I once worked with a girl who, when a stunning Valentine's bouquet was delivered for her, remained unmoved. I asked why, only to be told she'd let her suitor know exactly what she wanted, most importantly that the flowers be delivered so the entire office got a good look at them. She might as well have kicked romance up the arse.
Go ahead and ask: "What's your sign?" It's a great way to instantly size up what kind of a lover someone might be! In celebration of Valentine's Day, here's a quick Astro-Guide to your Valentine's way of love.