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An Experiment in Being a SAHM (Stay-at-Home-Mom)

Posted: 09/16/11 04:22 PM ET

Oprah would often declare that being a stay-at-home mom is the hardest job in the world. She was dead on.

Recently, my husband, two kids and I took a vacation (within driving distance) for five nights by the beach. It was fantastic. Just the four of us spending family time together from daybreak to sunset. It was one of the best vacations of my life. Our children had a great time and so did the grown-ups. What more can we ask for?

Then we came home late Tuesday night. Our babysitter was on vacation for the rest of the week and my husband returned to work. I pushed my work as a relationship writer and couples mediator to the side to be a full-time stay-at-home mom for a few days.

Alone with a baby and a three year old who doesn't nap, with no school, no camp and no planned activities, it was very stressful. Getting my older one to eat while I entertained a baby was near-impossible. The first day he ate lunch at 3pm because he refused to eat until we got to the library (which we couldn't do until later in the day because we had an unexpected emergency doctor appointment around lunchtime. All was fine, but I had to be sure). At first I fought his no lunch declaration, but then I remembered to practice what I preach. As a couples mediator and author of Fight Less, Love More, I knew that I should pick my battles. I decided not to fight Blake over a peanut butter sandwich, so he had a banana and milk at noon and a sandwich at 3, at the library. Better late than never, right?

The next day we had a playdate that worked out well until my son wanted me to jump around the indoor playground with him and of course I couldn't with a baby in my arms (and I found this out because I tried). So we left. But still, we killed a couple hours there. I created "movie time," which was a nice help. During my baby's afternoon nap I put the TV on in my bedroom and Blake watched while mommy laid down next to him. I know, TV is not the best, but mommy needed a rest.

Despite the frustration of getting through somewhat fun activities and painful mealtimes on scattered night sleep given that both my kids have occasional night wakings, the most difficult part by far was maintaining the household with kids in the mix. Back from our wonderful vacation, I had three loads of laundry to wash and fold, unpacking to do, and worst of all our fridge was empty so I had no choice but to take both kids with me to the supermarket. (As someone suggested I could have done this at night after my husband came home from work. Um, no I couldn't because we had parents' night at school that first evening back).

My baby is at the point that she can sit in the front of the shopping cart with a little support. So I took both kids to Buy, Buy, Baby to get a shopping cart cover. Then we hit the one supermarket in the area that has toy cars attached to the shopping cart. Twenty minutes in and my kids were a delight. Emma cooed and smiled at everyone. People remarked about what a happy baby she is while Blake gleefully pointed out foods he wanted as he turned his toy steering wheel.

Supermarket peace. Shortlived.

At minute 26 it was all over. Emma wanted out and Blake wanted all the cookies. All of us unhappy, I ran for the essentials. Get the milk, eggs and bread and get out of here! Done. But not quite. Now it was time to wait in line. Both were crying and I held Emma for a bit until it was clear I could not get the food on the conveyor belt while holding her. The people behind me in line were annoyed. I wanted to yell at them, what else am I supposed to do? Not feed my children? Pregnant women often hear rude comments. Turns out SAHM get dirty looks and rude comments too.

I gave up. Fine, they will cry. People will look and I will buy my darn food. With Emma back in the cart my hands were free but my foot was not. Blake decided that he wanted to leave right now so he started pushing the cart, with Emma in it, to the door. I held my ground with my foot in the way. After he nearly broke my toes I yelled (in as soft a voice as possible). To no avail. So I laughed instead.

We left and I decided that if I ever stop working and become a full-time SAHM, two things would happen: 1) I would run my house like a military base, and 2) I will never stop working.

For all of my SAHM and SAHD readers out there, I give you tremendous credit. It's the toughest job in the world and you do it every day with no vacation. You deserve applause, hugs and lots of love from the lucky other parent who goes to work every day and knows that you are home caring for the kids.

If you know a SAHM or dad, forward them this blog post and consider it a round of applause for all they do. You deserve it!

 
 
 

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Oprah would often declare that being a stay-at-home mom is the hardest job in the world. She was dead on. Recently, my husband, two kids and I took a vacation (within driving distance) for five nigh...
Oprah would often declare that being a stay-at-home mom is the hardest job in the world. She was dead on. Recently, my husband, two kids and I took a vacation (within driving distance) for five nigh...
 
 
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10:36 AM on 10/07/2011
We use "good boy/girl tokens". We explain the rules before we go in: no running, no screaming, no fighting, and stay with mom/dad. They get 2 warnings and then the token is taken away. If they still have it at the checkout, they can get a candy bar or something. Yep bribery, but with rules to follow. It works for us.
02:43 AM on 09/25/2011
Thank you awesome article makes a mom feel better about the hard work and dedication she puts in to her family and household. Some people criticize, but they will never understand till they have a child of their own and try to achieve both a family life and a career one. Many mothers can do both, some prefer one. Each is right to choose their job; if there weren't any stay at home moms we wouldn't have much of a civilized society now a days. Our mothers taught us morals and values, and strove to make us conscious civilized beings.
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09:53 PM on 09/23/2011
I totally appreciate what you wrote... being a SHAM myself... but I think in a weird way it is easier when you are used to it. Does that make any sense? You and your baby develop a kind of rhythm together. Because my daughter is so used to spending time with me, she spends less time trying to get my attention (which as you know, toddlers do in a variety of ways-not always positive). I totally agree with the difficulty of never having a vacation, but neither do you as a working mom. Once you are a parent you are forever living with your child on your mind. But thanks for the supportive words... remember that you are totally a hero too!
07:47 PM on 09/22/2011
What they don't tell you in Lamaze class is that parenting is a competitive sport. Everyone is an expert on what you should be doing. haha I've been a SAHM for 14 years, although I work part time now. Wouldn't have traded my time with my boys for anything. I found what worked for us, whether it be TV or baby harnesses or an occasional swat on the behind (not a 'beating') and used those things if I needed to. To heck with what the "perfect parents" have to say. My now teenage boys are awesome. If I could wave a magic wand and make them 2 and 4 again, I would do it in a minute. Enjoy it while you can. :)
05:41 PM on 09/22/2011
While I thought the article was cute, and a nice bit of respect being paid to women who choose to be stay at home moms, I find the comments to be WILDLY offensive. Everyone and their dog seem to think that people who don't want to or can't stay at home shouldn't be parents - this is extremely judgemental and short sighted. My parents both worked full time for my entire childhood, and I'm a happily married working professional with a degree from one of the best universities in the country. Beyond that, the culture in this country is such that you truly are required to have children, or you are a pariah and an outcast - because something must be wrong with you. You want people to give serious consideration to whether they have children? Well, I want that too. But perhaps you should first look to the society that makes it abundantly clear that not having children is a "selfish" and unacceptable life choice.
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09:08 PM on 09/21/2011
It's easier if you're with them all the time, so you recognize cues and know what they actually need in that moment. If I did your income-producing job for 2 weeks, I'd probably think that was hard too, because I wouldn't be used to it.
05:46 PM on 09/21/2011
I really appreciated this article. I am at home grandmother. Now if only the parents would take me seriously when I tell them of the tough time I have. I get the last laugh though.
03:56 PM on 09/21/2011
For about six years I was a Stay-At-Home-Dad. My wife worked during the day I worked in the evenings. I was Mr. Mom to our three kids; changing diapers, giving baths, dressing them, undressing them, trips to the store, to the park, back home again, potty training, I forgot how many messes I cleaned up.
But I was the first one to hear them speak thier first words, and take thier first steps. I was there to take them to thier fist day of school, help them with thier homework. I could go on and on. The experiences I had with my kids growing up I would'nt trade for anything.
Two of our kids are in high school now, and one will be soon. Yes, parenting is difficult regardless of your station in life, but there are rewards, it's not all bad. Anything worth while take a lot of work...But it's worth it!
09:43 AM on 09/21/2011
Thank you so much for writing this. My husband has been deployed this past year. I can totally attest to the fact that sahm's get the looks and the comments. I have been told you have your hands full more times than I would like to have been. My children (3 boys in 4 years) have kicked screamed and all but burned down every store I have ever been in this past year. Not because they are bad, or I am bad but because it is challenging. I have a runner, a wanderer and an infant. I would like to know how these people with the looks managed their children when they were my age and in my position. Thanks again for recognizing what we do all day everyday!
12:42 PM on 09/21/2011
have you tried just going home when they kick, scream and all but burn things down? Cancel whatever plans they had for the day? I hear parents in the stores saying "Keep doing that and we will go home," but they never go! Kids learn that you mean it if you back it up. So, you inconvenience yourself (and the shopkeepers who have to put things back!) a few times, but eventually your boys will stop acting up. The runner and the wanderer should stay by you, no exceptions. Remind them before you go shopping. Then again when you put the baby in the basket, or stroller.
I don't believe they are bad, nor are you. But, it may be you let them get off because it is the path of least resistance. It is harder to make them mind than to let them run or wander.
12:59 PM on 09/22/2011
I had to laugh out loud when I heard "try just going home". Sure...forget about the fact that the family actually needs the food, diapers etc. As a mom of 3 I am all for setting expectations and enforcing consequences. However toddlers are toddlers and babies are babies and shopping with them can be a huge challenge...I often go at 9 pm just so I am able to go alone. There are times, though, when the food needs to be bought...just going home from a fun activity is a great idea, but the store? Mom will just be packing it up again to do the whole thing over...better just to make the trip as quick as possible and just grab the essentials.
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03:47 PM on 09/22/2011
My mom threatened that and followed through
We learned quick not to act up
I'm 25 and both my younger siblings are in college now and my mom STILL gets compliments (especially in light of my young cousins' behaviors)on how well behaved we were when we were kids.

Yeah, I'm sure she would have liked to finish shopping/her meal etc but in the long run we acted up a lot less
06:31 AM on 09/21/2011
Motherhood is a full- time job.
05:42 AM on 09/21/2011
it's exhausting being a stay at home mom. Thank God for tv. I don't care what any "experts" say. We must do what we need to survive.
12:45 PM on 09/21/2011
If it is that bad something is wrong in your situation. Really. If you need to depend on TV in order to survive mothering full-time, find out why. What are you doing while they watch TV? Do you have to have a perfectly clean house, ironed shirts, gourmet meals? Or, can you let things go and enjoy your kids without the TV? Go to the library, park, just a walk around the block. Plant a garden. Get outside, or down on the floor with them. Read books. If you are physically exhausted, get a physical. I am not judging, I am serious. No parent should find it so exhausting they feel they are "surviving" only.
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Num1Christy
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01:17 PM on 09/21/2011
Maybe she needs to take a shower... some things need done no matter what. Kids are allowed to be self entertaining.
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nikanj
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02:45 PM on 09/21/2011
My kids watched Sesame Street while I went out to tend the livestock
at thirty degrees below zero. Does that make me a bad mom ?

TV can be a real window on the world if used sparingly and appropriately.
We could not travel (due to said livestock), but we enjoyed many interesting
nature and adventure shows (still do) on those dark and cold winter nights.
04:54 AM on 09/21/2011
Nobody, but nobody, can do a better job of raising your children than you can - certainly better than hired help. Although it is never an easy job it is a very important one - especially during the first two years when a child's 'sense of self' is formed and imprinted indelibly upon its mind.
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04:30 AM on 09/21/2011
Welcome to the wonderful world of parenting! lol. It's really tough taking care of kids, no matter what the age, and I did it as a single mom, after I left my son's father when he was only 5mos. old. Yeah, it was tough, but to tell you the truth, I loved every minute of it. My son's best friend was going through chemo b/c of Leukemia, when they were both about 4yo. It gave me a whole new perspective on the gift of life - your child. His friend, thankfully, went into remission, and has been that way for at least 16 years now!
02:30 AM on 09/21/2011
Well for one thing if I had acted like this womans older child my butt would have been tanned and sent to my room, not eating ,well guess what wait till supper then and no snacks till then. If I had tried to take cart with a sibling baby out "because I was ready to leave" my butt would have been whipped again, and when I got home some time out in corner or in my room,,,and no playing either. And when my dad found out boy let me tell you, THAT wouldnt play. And I only got to see my dad every other weekend as my parent were divorced.
Too bad people think its bad or improper to reprimand their kids now. "Experts" seem to think punishment for doing wrong is bad ,so we just have to inconvenience them? HMMMM lets see there was this EXPERT named Kinsey made a bunch of recommendations on child sexuality, and all from corrupt and seriously flawed research practices,,,,,.
So we now have some college educated person telling us that spanking a sidobediant child will hurt them mentally, yet I am a 44 yr old man with no criminal history and iam not a drunk nor a drug addict, and hold down a full time job and do work on side,,,,hhmmm. Yep I was damaged as a result of getting punished on the cushy part God made for punishment,,,.
03:08 AM on 09/21/2011
Thank you for that, Im 25 and I got my butt torn up when I missed behaved, and it made me a better person. I have girls and if one of them would have acted like that, their butts would had been spanked right there. Its a shame when a parent cant control their own child but its even worse when the child knows he or she can get away with it. Parents wake up and start raising your oun child and stop relying on a baby sitter or nany to do it.
05:25 AM on 09/21/2011
So the only reason you are a good person is because you were spanked as a child? I grew up with spanking and know it has little place in parenting. I watched my parents spank the hell out of my brother but it didn't change his behavior at all. I see my husband struggling with anger issues that I believe came from the hard way his father disciplined him as a child. I've tried spanking my children, but I didn't see a change in their behavior. Instead, I take away things they love. That has made a world of difference. I think its a horrible idea to say "hey, you don't hit your sister! I'm going to hit you just to show you how bad hitting is" It makes no sense to me. Spanking may or may not have helped you become a decent person, but I'm sure there are other ways without forcing violence on your children to make them wonderfon people. Children don't do well with change. They may act much better with their sitter because she is who they are accustomed to. My kids are wonderful kids unless they miss nap time. The mom may not have realized her toddler needed a nap. It could have been something as simple as that. Saying a toddler should be beat because he was acting like a toddler is insane.
10:29 AM on 09/21/2011
"Saying a toddler should be beat because he was acting like a toddler is insane."

Amen and amen again.
01:30 AM on 09/22/2011
spanking the hell out of a kid isnt what I said, Using a combination of pain fear and intimidation Ilearned that I should mind my mother, NOT fear or hate her. I I have watched kids raised without ANY corporal punishment, only time outs and all the new age bull$hit that the supposed experts recommend.
I learned from a very young age that mom and dad loved me, BUT didnt put up with a lot of crap. Spanking isnt violent, its getting your attention, then correcting/punishing. Your fool to call a swat on the butt a beating. My God woman how many times do you think a spanking should be? Three to five swats at best, if it needs to be a lot worse then it would come down to dad letting me have a two or three with the belt, and waiting till he picked me up was worse. I can remember a total of 3 with belt in my life.
BUT in my family even my grandfather made the point of attention getting, if one of grand kids got in trouble, you either sat beside grandpa or between both of them, THAT wasnt good because if you talked back or what ever you got both hands backhanding you. RESPECT is what you try to achieve, NOT fear. Maybe fear of the spanking. Not of a beating. Take that toddler, one swat on bottom and a stern "NO!" and he will learn what "NO!" means. And its discipline.
02:21 AM on 09/21/2011
Well its always a little for working moms to "try out" staying at home for a bit- you don't have schedule usually or a "groove" that works for you and your kids. Though as a SAHM, I will take all the credit I can get! ALL moms should get more credit- no matter where they log their hours