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On Kentucky's Christmas List: Noah's Ark

Posted: 12/21/2010 8:37 am

At the beginning of the month, a news story appeared that went viral for about 72 hours regarding the state of Kentucky, a rare occurrence in the national media outside of college basketball season. The story concerned the governor of Kentucky, Steve Beshear, granting about $25 million in tax credits to a religious ministry constructing a Biblically-based theme park in Grant County, Ky. that will include a replica of Noah's Ark. The ministry behind the project, Answers in Genesis, is led by Ken Ham and is also responsible for the notable Creation Museum that also resides in Northern Kentucky, drawing almost half a million visitors according to its website. The current project known as 'Ark Encounter' will not only feature a Noah's Ark replica but also a Tower of Babel and assorted Biblically-themed attractions (The website states that the project will open in 2014 and even allows patrons to purchase a "plank" or a "peg" of the Ark in prices ranging from $100 to $5000).

The story was widely circulated for arguably two reasons: first, it serves as a conversation piece regarding the separation of church and state in this country. While it seems as if the line between the two entities is blurred, Gov. Beshear defended the tax incentives, stating that the state is not endorsing a religious worldview but is interested in creating the purported 900 jobs the project will support. Second, the story confirmed some general assumptions about the role of Christianity, especially Protestant Christianity, in the American South. That the state government seemingly endorsed a conservative evangelical group that proselytizes a literal reading of the Bible under the guise of "Biblical science" in the least furthers the national reputation of the South as the "Bible belt," and at the most portrays Kentucky as the buckle of the "Bible belt."

Following several editorials, including one from the Lexington Herald-Leader on December 3 (the state's second-largest newspaper) decrying the governor's decision on the basis that it cheapens the state's image and embraces the hostility towards scientific inquiry that Ham's group espouses, the story faded from the news cycle. When the story broke, it provided a serendipitous moment for the Religion courses I teach to liberal arts undergraduates; a "teachable moment" so to speak concerning religious discourse in our country. However, this story represents a teachable moment for all of us and should not fade from our collective memory too hastily. The story's importance can be witnessed in statements such as those provided by the Answers in Genesis group defending employee hiring for their new project based upon religious background: "There will be positions that will require Bible knowledge because ... we have certain things in there that are requiring biblical knowledge. That doesn't mean, though, if you don't have that you can't work over in the restaurant or some other part of the facility."

Not only does this statement glaringly prefer one qualified applicant over another on the basis of religion, but exactly what counts as Biblical knowledge for the group? Many Westerners have some familiarity with the creation story or the story of Noah and the ark due to cultural influences (take the film Evan Almighty for example where Steve Carell can be mistaken for Noah). Inarguably, the group endorses a specific theological approach to scripture, and would require its Ark emcees to embody a literal interpretation of the flood narrative in Genesis, and promote the idea that the Biblical event was indeed historical (words taken from the website). In the view of Answers in Genesis, any thought that contradicts Scripture, especially evolution, is invalidated. Scripture is the divining rod for truth, and this follows Protestant maxims such as sola scriptura as the supreme voice of authority promoted in the Creation Museum itself. One wonders then how this approach would translate to the subsequent event in Genesis of the Drunkenness of Noah (Gen 20-28) that perhaps could translate to lucrative alcohol sales in the park as well as featuring patriarchal nudity and potential incest.

While scholars such as myself can snicker at such non sequiturs, this should be treated with due seriousness given the demographic of the Creation Museum and the proposed Ark park. By using features such as dinosaurs, (children can even ride a triceratops adjacent to the Garden of Eden exhibit at the Creation Museum) Ham and his ministry have cleverly attracted visitors of a younger age to their exhibitions. Dinosaurs will even be featured at the new park seemingly for a similar purpose of drawing visitors. With such shrewd evangelistic techniques, Ham can preach his hostility towards science and endorse "Biblical science" to a young and growing audience. Creationism under the label "intelligent design" or otherwise is nascent among young and old in our country today. Many of our elected representatives exhibit a similar hostility towards evolution that reflects their constituent base. A Gallup poll conducted on the general opinion towards creationist viewpoints in 1991 and 1997 suggests that creationism, even a watered-down version, is preferred by almost half those polled. While this poll is dated, if a referendum were held on which theory should be endorsed today, evolution would likely be bruised and battered.

The trend of Biblical literalism should be countered not with rival Jurassic Parks but with the realization that the Bible is not a science or history book. The Bible is merely a set of narratives and stories that reflect a relationship between humanity and the divine. The flood narrative in particular that will inspire the building of an Ark in Kentucky has a correlation in other near Eastern texts such as the Epic of Gilgamesh that contribute to a more localized "deluge theory" in Mesopotamia and exhibit the power of storytelling in ancient society. Such an approach does not denigrate the importance of the Bible for believers or non-believers. "Story" and "Myth" are not slanderous accusations when applied to the Bible, inferring that they are "untrue." The holiday season provides a most prescient example, as this is the time rife with the re-telling of the birth narrative of Jesus from the gospels of Matthew and Luke that are usually mashed together into one Christmas pageant filled with magi and shepherds. But even the magi that appear in Matthew prominently exhibit the power of storytelling and suggest that Ham's Answer in Genesis ministry misses the point. The author of Matthew never specifies how many magi there were, subsequently labeled the "three" magi due to the number of their gifts. The story became so popular in early Christianity that names were duly attached to the three magi: Melchior, Gaspar and Balthazar. And the popularity of the story manifested itself physically as the purported remains of the three magi lie in repose today at Cologne Cathedral in Germany. The magi jumped out of the story and into history, not due to its historical authenticity or its prophetic justification of the birth of a messiah, but due to the fact it was a good story. It was a story that hid the deeper relevance the magi embodied in the narrative as their three gifts (gold, frankincense and myrrh) foreshadow the life and death of Jesus. If the Bible serves as a mirror, and reveals more about us than of anything else, then the recent episode in Kentucky suggests we should be listening more intently to the stories from scripture, and not constructing Arks or ironic Towers of Babel around it. Perhaps then would the literalism movement dissipate, as readers realize the narrowing shackles such an approach places upon the Bible.

 
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ninetailedfox
banning people.....so childish
09:23 PM on 02/03/2011
If people believe in Noahs ark, how did he round up Kangaroos and polar bears?

Also, are people that unknowledgable that they have never heard of the Epic of Gilgamesh and the Code of Hammurabi? Not to mention, Moses cannot write the story of his own death!
03:11 PM on 12/23/2010
Overall, Lee Jefferson's article is "comforting" to those of us who consider ourselves mainstream, educated and enlightened. He writes about the Bible in a way that most of us believe: "The Bible is merely a set of narratives and stories that reflect a relationship between humanity and the divine." He writes learnedly and reasonably about the process between actual history and "anecdote" becoming accepted as history.

However, he thinks he's making a "teachable moment" when he states, "Not only does this statement glaringly prefer one qualified applicant over another on the basis of religion, but exactly what counts as Biblical knowledge for the group?" as if that was the main issue at hand. He goes off into a digression about the Three Magi trying to decide what "historical" facts about their story is "real" and as a result, should become the hiring criteria of the theme park.

This is not the real issue. The real issue is that there is a substantial American population that believes implicitly in the premise of the theme park and its parent, Answers in Genesis, which is, literal belief in the Bible and its time-line of 6000 years, a false belief founded in fiction masquerading as "scientific" proof.

Jefferson fails to realize his basic flaw, which is that his discourse will NEVER convince a fundamentalist to change. His words are just for us, the "choir" who already believes in the separation of church and state, and a spiritual not literal Bible.
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PeteLeS
06:45 AM on 12/23/2010
A friend of mine went to the Creation Mesuem and she told me that they are militaristic about their so called mesum being based on FACT. She said she felt very intimidated throughout the whole expirence, and did not enjoy it at all. Though she is a christian she told me that after that expirence she has questions of her own. I like to think that it opened her eyes a little bit and she is starting to see the dangers that religion exhibits.
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thinkingwomanmillstone
great, green, globs of greasy grimey GOPerspeak.
06:56 PM on 12/22/2010
Since these creationists and politicians want to ignore the separation of church and state. Let's take a page from their beliefs. We'll load them all up in the ark and tow it out into the shipping lanes. It can sail across the ocean until it falls off the edge of the flat world.
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LMPE
I connect the most dissimilar things
06:11 PM on 12/22/2010
I'd like this park to try and explain how it is that the carnivorous animals didn't kill the herbivorous animals on the ark. You'd think that the lions would have eaten about half the passengers (maybe even Noah and family). With only two of every animal, that would have wiped out most of the animals alive today.
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Jeannette Lacey
04:49 PM on 12/22/2010
So, there will also be a "Tower of Babel and assorted Biblically-themed attractions". So in what part of the park can we find Rahab's brothel? Can we take dance lessons from the daughter of Herodias? Will there be a firey chariot ride with Elijah? I can't wait for the Golden Calf parade or Sodom land! How about a reinactment of Lot and his daughters??? Ahh! Such wholesome family entertainement awaits.
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LMPE
I connect the most dissimilar things
06:02 PM on 12/22/2010
Some of those sound plausible, but not dance lessons. After all, dancing gets you sent to Hell. (at least that's what the fundies think)
IMOPINIONH8D
because I want it empty...
08:57 AM on 12/24/2010
I doubt most christians know very many of the stories you listed. Its pick and choose with most of them. Whats sad is they believe the govt should fund their park. Using the money of one of the poorest states in Ameica.
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Paul Houston
British and a London resident
04:41 PM on 12/22/2010
I have to say it but if you want an accurate documentary about the Bible check out Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
01:45 PM on 12/23/2010
Always loved that one and thought it was right on. Boy, the arguments I had with Catholic friends of mine about the movie, which of course, they weren't allowed to see because the Church had put it on their hit list (when it first came out!)!!
IMOPINIONH8D
because I want it empty...
08:58 AM on 12/24/2010
Good movie.
04:27 PM on 12/22/2010
Correct me if I'm wrong, but every museum, historic site, reconstruction, etc., that I have ever visited has been staffed by trained docents who, to put it bluntly, "toe the party line." The guides at Mount Vernon or Independence Hall don't get to spout their personal views of history ... If this is indeed a quotation: "There will be positions that will require Bible knowledge because ... we have certain things in there that are requiring biblical knowledge ..." how is such a statement any different from a human resources representative of, say, the Jamestown reconstruction saying. "There will be positions that will require historical knowledge ... we have certain things in there that are requiring historical knowledge ..."? As a teacher of "Religion courses ... [for] liberal arts undergraduates," Mr. (Dr.?) Jefferson should know the difference between "knowledge" and "faith."
01:47 PM on 12/23/2010
Usually, you don't need specific or extensive subject knowledge because like any good theme park, the park will have its own material that they want you to learn and memorize. It does NOT require prior knowledge, religious background, or belief. They could be had up for discrimination because just like Disneyland, there are scripts to follow.
03:23 PM on 12/23/2010
As you say, museums as well as theme parks have docents and park "hosts" who are trained. It's not to toe the party line, but to give a consistent story to all guests and visitors. So how is it done? They are given scripts that they learn and use to give their "spiels."

The same should be true for this biblical theme park. This means that NO ONE needs specialized knowledge or religious background: all they need is the ability to read, comprehend and memorize their lines.

Now we get to the crux of the matter. Is the Creation Museum actually asking for "knowledge" or using it to screen certain "faith" backgrounds in its hiring criteria. If so, then it is, in fact, discriminatory: the organization is actively intent on on filtering out other religious beliefs and backgrounds among their employees. If this is supposed to be a job creator for Grant County, then Answers in Genesis will need to change their hiring practices.

If however, as a .org (501C3?), they are claiming religious/church status, then, NO PUBLIC FUNDING OR TAX BREAKS!
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LintLass
"When you can balance a tackhammer on your head...
04:04 PM on 12/22/2010
The Christian Right view of climate change and so much else: "Nothing's going to happen, but if it does, it's Biblical, ....no earmarks unless it's for a religious theme park where we'll rail against science and the commercialization of our commercial holiness. It'd be oppression not to pay taxes for our anti-tax platform! '
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elijah24
Ubuntu
03:18 PM on 12/22/2010
Dear Santa,

For Xmas this year, I would like for our government to have a law about Church and State being seperate. That way, my athiestic tax money won't be used to brainwash any gullible people to believe in myths. You know what I mean! (lol)*
I would like it to say something to this effect:
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, nor prohibiting the free exercise thereof."
Or something like that. I'll leave out some milk and cookies for you. I'd like to leave something for your reindeer too. What do they eat?

Fly safe.

Elijah
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Jeannette Lacey
04:44 PM on 12/22/2010
Sorry about the typos..I don't have my glasses on right now :)
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elijah24
Ubuntu
05:36 PM on 12/22/2010
Have you ever read a letter to Santa that wasn't riddled with typos? I've got 3 kids, and I never have.
01:57 PM on 12/22/2010
If everything in Genesis is true than this Aussie fellow should build his Ark with a senior citizen and three helpers. Now if he did that I'd be impressed. Hell, I'd buy a freakin' plank.

Also, maybe just a cowinky-dink. But this Aussie fellow is named Ken Ham. If you remember your bible school boys and girls you'd know that Ham was not Noah's favorite son. I don't know how the creationist read it, but Ham definitely did something nasty to his Daddy. So nasty that he was cursed with the mark of Canaan. You'll have to ask a Mormon missionary what that means.
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Jeannette Lacey
04:43 PM on 12/22/2010
Noah's three sons were Shem, Ham and Japheth. After the flood, Noah celebrated by getting drink and them subsequently running around in the nude. While Shem and Japheth tried to reign in their father's behaviour, Ham committed the great sin of laughing at Noah. He was subsequently chastized for it.
05:23 PM on 12/22/2010
That's the Hallmark version of it. Unfortunately Genesis 9 20-24 has been used for thousands of years to murder and enslave people with dark skin. It was cited over and over again to rally peasants for the crusades. It was the number one passage cited by southern American clergy to justify slavery. It was the justification for apartheid in South Africa and is cited today by right wing politicians in America and Israel in regards to Palestinians. So the irony of Ken "Ham" suckering Americans to rebuild Noah's Ark is enough to make you believe that there is a God and right now he's laughing his ass off hanging out with George Carlin and Lenny Bruce.
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01:30 PM on 12/22/2010
Very well said by the author. If he happens to be a religious man, we need more of him around. Excellent points.
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alterego55
Flash your citations or leave!
01:13 PM on 12/22/2010
Why not model it after a multi-religion Disneyland? They could have Christianland where the kids chase down abortion doctors with plastic guns.They could have Muslimland where they enforce Sharia law and have simulated stonings with Nerf stones. In Jewland they can build walls and roll pretend tanks over houses.
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baseballmom
My microbio: as empty as Michelle Bachman's noggin
11:10 AM on 12/22/2010
Maybe the Ark Park will explain once and for all what happened to the dinosaurs. Thanks to the Creation Museum (also in Kentucky) we know that Adam's and Eve's children played with their friendly vegetarian raptors in the Garden of Eden 6000 years ago. But the Bible doesn't explain where the dinosaurs went to after that. How could Noah have managed to overlook EVERY kind of dinosaur when he loaded up his ark? Or did he boot them off for eating the other animals?
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11:20 AM on 12/22/2010
Forget animals, how about the different species of beetle alone! Conservative estimate of 300k - 400k different species. Multiplied by 2! That's a lot of bugs!

WAKE UP PEOPLE! The ark and flood stories are myths not to be taken literally.
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LMPE
I connect the most dissimilar things
06:04 PM on 12/22/2010
meet the beetles
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LynneE
A not-so-elite liberal.
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Dave24
Without God, life is everything.
10:37 AM on 12/22/2010
Author says: "While it seems as if the line between the two entities is blurred, Gov. Beshear defended the tax incentives, stating that the state is not endorsing a religious worldview but is interested in creating the purported 900 jobs the project will support."

So they'd do the same for a mosque?

Government must remain neutral when it comes to religion, especially when those institutions pay no taxes.

Or, to put it more succinctly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQq2wTCgE-Y