Oh, Glenn Beck can connect the dots. See those dots over there? You think those are just dots because you're stupid and Glenn Beck is smart, smart like a genius smart. Those are socialist dots, dummy! Let's pout gas on those dots before they ruined the country and soil your sister!
Glenn Beck is one dot connector, all right. Not since Charles Manson listening to The White Album has anyone connected dots with such dot connection frenzy and such potential for a really bad outcome.
Watch as he connects some more.
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