11/24/2008 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

I Was Attacked By A Well Dressed Woman, An Old Man & A Plumber

Details are still sketchy, even to me. I am thirsty and I need a hug.

All I know is that I drove into the 'right' side of town with an Obama-Biden sticker on the back of my car when I was approached by thugs riding snowmachines. They said they'd seen my YouTube videos. I could feel the hot breath as the short one threw me to the ground and said I was dressed like a trollop and he was going to 'spread my wealth.' Then I blacked out. (No pun intended.)

Chickens coming home to roost, baby.

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