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Lester & Charlie made hundreds of dollars from divesting their Carbon Paper Industry portfolio and using the proceeds to purchase the worldwide patent on Troll Doll Pencil Eraser Heads™. Urged by their friends, neighbors and parole officers to “give back” to society, they embarked on a career of hard-hitting investigative journalism that’s keeping the masses informed.

Today, Lester & Charlie have a worldwide audience spanning five continents and whatever Iceland is.

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Can You Pass This Grand Jury Screening Test?

(8) Comments | Posted December 8, 2014 | 2:43 PM

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This week's quiz from the Lester & Charlie Institute of Forward Thinking!

You may have seen our favorite (if not-so-shocking) headline this week: 100 Brains Missing in Texas!

Those brains have apparently since been accounted for. We...

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Are You About to Get Dumped by a Liberal Friend?

(5) Comments | Posted October 30, 2014 | 5:07 PM

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This week's poll from the Lester & Charlie Institute of Forward Thinking!

The Pew Research Center has an interesting question for you: Are you becoming less popular? Are your friends dropping you? Maybe you've Facebooked...

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Are You More Homicidal Than This Alabama 5-Year-Old?

(9) Comments | Posted October 17, 2014 | 12:31 PM

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This week's poll from the Lester & Charlie Institute of Forward Thinking!

"Mommy? Daddy? What is homicide?"

This week, school officials in Alabama put a 5-year-old girl on a suicide and homicide watch after she pointed a crayon at a kindergarten...
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Here's the Story ...

(5) Comments | Posted October 10, 2014 | 3:49 PM

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Rumor says that these razor-sharp excerpts of an unfinished novel were found in an LA trash can. They were originally published online without the author's permission. The author committed suicide after losing the area code for 1-800-LAWYERS.
 

EXCERPTS FROM MY NOVEL,...

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Come on Down! You're the Next Contestant on "The Price is Right Wing!"

(5) Comments | Posted October 3, 2014 | 6:09 PM

This week's poll from the Lester & Charlie Institute of Forward Thinking!

If you think that game shows are just about trivia, spelling, quick reflexes and a way for Midwestern housewives to show America what they look like in a donkey suit, then you don't know game shows.

...
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Maybe It's Time We Gave You an Apology

(8) Comments | Posted September 19, 2014 | 2:58 PM

This week's poll from the Lester & Charlie Institute of Forward Thinking!

This week was all about the apology.

It wasn't just that the New York Times had to apologize for mistakenly referring to Dick Cheney as the former president of the United States. Apologies abounded! Like...

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Miles of Aisles of Dissent: There's an App for That!

(7) Comments | Posted September 4, 2014 | 5:15 PM

This week's poll from the Lester & Charlie Institute of Forward Thinking!

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Recently, the Pew Research Center reported that the number of Americans with a "highly negative" view of the opposing party has more...

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Can This Southern Restaurant Prove It Isn't Biased?

(33) Comments | Posted August 15, 2014 | 12:20 PM

This week's poll from the Lester & Charlie Institute of Forward Thinking!

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Big business has a big mouth these days, but what comes out isn't always pleasant. Chick-fil-A hates gays. Hobby Lobby has...

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What's the Next Book Title Corporate America Will Sneak into Kids' Libraries?

(13) Comments | Posted August 8, 2014 | 6:18 PM

This week's poll from the Lester & Charlie Institute of Forward Thinking!


"Won't someone please think of the children?"

We'd like to think somebody is thinking about the children, but for the right reasons. For example, one distracting hot button today is the potential advertising of...

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The Absolute Best Way to Reflect on Nixon's Resignation

(5) Comments | Posted August 7, 2014 | 12:11 PM

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On this anniversary, let's remember one great -- but too often overlooked -- Lesbian African-American House Representative from Texas who steered us through a Constitutional crisis 40 years ago with logic and passion.

Check out Barbara Jordan's brief but prescient remarks...

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What Show in Development Would Make You Subscribe to Sarah Palin's Awesome New Cable Channel?

(9) Comments | Posted August 1, 2014 | 2:03 PM

This week's poll from the Lester & Charlie Institute of Forward Thinking!


By now, surely you've heard the awesome news that Sarah Palin launched her own subscription-based online network -- The Sarah Palin Channel -- where everyone's favorite half-wit can reach her huddled masses directly and...

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How Would You Want to See Your Favorite TV Show Skewer the GOP?

(10) Comments | Posted July 25, 2014 | 3:51 PM

This week's poll from the Lester & Charlie Institute of Forward Thinking!


Have you ever secretly wanted to be a fly on the wall at a GOP fundraiser? No? Why not? Liberal infiltration at private events is what got us Mitt Romney's infamous comments about the...

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What Awesome Conservative Cartoon Death Is America Missing out On?

(8) Comments | Posted July 19, 2014 | 11:38 AM

This week's poll from the Lester & Charlie Institute of Forward Thinking!

Conservatives are always outraged about something. A few weeks ago, we told you about the right-wing umbrage being tossed around -- not because of Obamacare -- but because of good old comic books. Well,...

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Don't Look at New York in That Tone of Voice

(8) Comments | Posted June 20, 2014 | 5:28 AM

This week's poll from the Lester & Charlie Institute of Forward Thinking!

New Yorkers may not have the best reputation, but there's no denying that we got the smarts to somehow keep this "ungovernable city" humming. That can generate some resentment.

Here's an example: In 2009, Abu Bakr...

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Holy Vast Liberal Conspiracy, Batman!

(11) Comments | Posted June 18, 2014 | 1:54 PM

Last week's poll from the Lester & Charlie Institute of Forward Thinking!

The political world is reeling from the whopping KAPOW! that GOP House Majority Leader Eric Cantor just got from a Tea-Party insurgent in the Virginia primary.

How could this happen? How could one of the most...

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A Nazi Grows in Alabama

(7) Comments | Posted June 9, 2014 | 10:24 AM

This week's poll from the Lester & Charlie Institute of Forward Thinking!

These days, does anyone care if a quote is taken out of context?

Not really, it seems. Certainly not the media that this week ran with the headline "Gwyneth Paltrow thinks water has feelings!"...

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Ellen the DeGenerate

(0) Comments | Posted May 29, 2014 | 4:11 PM

This week's poll from the Lester & Charlie Institute of Forward Thinking!

If, like us, you are the beneficiary of a primary Catholic school education, you may have some interesting memories of all the things you got from those nuns. Like raps on the knuckles. Curt, abbreviated classes...

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Why the Devil Can't Go Down on Georgia

(0) Comments | Posted May 22, 2014 | 12:27 PM

This week's poll from the Lester & Charlie Institute of Forward Thinking!

We all know that conservatives are obsessed with two things: Sex and the wisdom of the states! That's why we keep ending up with such titillating local legislation.

Down in Mississippi, it's illegal to even talk...

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How Science Just Proved That Life Sucks

(0) Comments | Posted May 16, 2014 | 2:52 PM

This week's poll from the Lester & Charlie Institute of Forward Thinking!

If, like us, you've been poking around second-hand furniture stores looking for just the right rocking chair from which to gripe about "kids today" and how everything is going to hell, we've got some good news...

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Sex Sells: How Nevada is Confusing the Hell Out of Little Girls

(6) Comments | Posted May 8, 2014 | 2:14 PM

This week's poll from the Lester & Charlie Institute of Forward Thinking!

A few weeks ago, we told you about the insane things going on in Mississippi schools -- where teachers are complying with a law requiring sexual education by teaching girls that "anyone who has...

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